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Also, no one is quite sure what the most amount of money Morph ever won playing poker, but some think it may be as high as ~$350 in a single tournament!

So, if you think you can compete with that, have at it. But I think you’ll find that this ain’t no Mickey Mouse title. We’re here to scoop pots and whine about beats, and I don’t see anyone here beating off lately.

I assume that's your stack on the left.

06-27-2022 , 05:56 AM

#452

Sheep86

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Sheep hasn't forgotten Mr. Suited's template.

06-27-2022 , 11:28 AM

#453

spaceman Bryce

anything you guys want

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Hey guys do you remember me?

06-27-2022 , 11:34 AM

#454

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

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Aren't you Sammy's bestie?

06-27-2022 , 11:35 AM

#455

spaceman Bryce

anything you guys want

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Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

Aren't you Sammy's bestie?

I'm a lot of things

06-27-2022 , 11:39 AM

#456

spaceman Bryce

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hey fidstar poker when was the first time you played poker?

06-27-2022 , 11:39 AM

#457

King Fish

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Did you used to tell us to stay hydrated?

06-27-2022 , 11:40 AM

#458

spaceman Bryce

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Quote:

Originally Posted by King Fish

Did you used to tell us to stay hydrated?

No, that was some body else. I never tell people that.

06-27-2022 , 11:42 AM

#459

King Fish

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Shame. I’m kinda thirsty. Wish I had a plan of action.

06-27-2022 , 11:43 AM

#460

spaceman Bryce

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Quote:

Originally Posted by King Fish

Shame. I’m kinda thirsty. Wish I had a plan of action.

You can't always get what you want.

06-27-2022 , 12:29 PM

#461

spaceman Bryce

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ok I have to go study the bible and python which goes together because jesus turned a stick into a python to teach moses about bush.

06-27-2022 , 12:42 PM

#462

suitedjustice

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Sheep86

Sheep hasn't forgotten Mr. Suited's template.

Might be relevant again soon.

06-27-2022 , 05:41 PM

#463

RacerExTex

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Spoiler:

06-27-2022 , 08:01 PM

#464

King Fish

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Got a freeroll to a $20 Badugi tournament tonight. WTF do they think I’m Morph?

It’s nothing but hole cards!

Last edited by King Fish; 06-27-2022 at 08:08 PM.

06-27-2022 , 08:12 PM

#465

King Fish

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Real men get 2 and only 2 hole cards. Same with real women! And real binary people!

Just because you don’t like your hole cards doesn’t mean you get to change them. That’s not poker! YOU PLAY THE HAND YOU ARE DEALT!!!

None of this, “ohhh…I don’t want these cards give me 2 mo—no wait give me 3 because I’m a snowflake who can’t handle reality!!”

Is there no end to this sickness? I weep for society.

If you don’t like the hand you’re dealt, either outplay the other fools at the table or go play pinochle or whatever sweet dying old ladies play.

06-27-2022 , 08:14 PM

#466

King Fish

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Wish me luck!

06-27-2022 , 08:34 PM

#467

spaceman Bryce

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I have a whole bunch of $20 bills thanks to the power of jc.

06-27-2022 , 08:37 PM

#468

spaceman Bryce

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o wait now I remember, i didn't get those $20 bills from jesus. I got them from mr.mmmkay dad. my memory is so bad.

06-27-2022 , 09:57 PM

#469

King Fish

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Top 10 stack at first break. Badugi is awesome.

06-27-2022 , 10:58 PM

#470

King Fish

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12/65 ITM

The more hole cards you get, the easier the game!

06-27-2022 , 11:41 PM

#471

spaceman Bryce

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Quote:

Originally Posted by King Fish

12/65 ITM

The more hole cards you get, the easier the game!

OFC easiest game ever

06-28-2022 , 12:00 AM

#472

King Fish

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29/32. Other players got together on break and offered me first and they would split the rest lol. Of course I declined.

True CHAMPIONS don’t make deals!

06-28-2022 , 01:01 AM

#473

King Fish

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PokerStars cheated and rigged the deck against me. Dealt a232 r on final hand.
Draw 1 2
Draw 2 2
Draw 3 A

Winner was the chip leader who hit an 8-5 badugi while drawing 2 on last hand.

I just wiped my ass with the prize money and mailed it back to Stars.

‘Cuz that’s what CHAMPIONS do.