Denmark is a real place. Every one is beautiful and nice and awesome and tall and really really really really cool.

Men are as hairless as the women there.

They are the smarterest people in the whole wide world.

You be nice to them!

We tell our kids if you misbehave you will go to denmark

Enough fairy tales. Back in reality I'm still stuck at FRA but have been rebooked now. Based on the current schedule not entirely sure but there is still a chance I will make it to Vegas now within Sheepday local time. Going via Seattle on quality Condor now lol. LH has become really trashy, all chaos at the airport. The f***ing Achat Comfort Hotel Rüsselsheim was really trashy too. They had a bar with quality draft beers and nice staff alright. But the rooms were superhot, no AC, no fridge, no toothbrush, no shaver, all checked in obv. I even went to the nearby gas station they didn't have any of this either. And you could only shower supercold as soon as you turned on a little bit of warm you got some brown soup. Maybe the Sport- und Wellnessbad Kelsterbach would of have had some rooms.
I wanted to play some deepstack bracelet event at Monday 11am or something. No way I am going to make that now, even if I arrive in time I'm going to be way too fuarked to play. I'm already way too fuarked now, and the flight hasn't even started. I'm going to sue Lufthansa for all the mirrions I lost as a result of that.....

But at least the Vegas trip started in BBB style

Just stay where you are and stake me. I’ll visit all the local sex workers on your behalf and provide a full trip report.

Also, if I wind up becoming so good at sex that *I* become a sex worker, I will split my profits with you 50/50.

No MU, but possibly MO.

I love play poke her.

**** you king of fishermans.

HORSE FT; 2/8

I looked up denmark on bing and found out it's north of germany- that sounds cold. I hope you don't die of frostbite. And if you do please wait to die until after i make my python program. I want you to see it.

2/4

Go Morph!

Show that horse who's boss!

1/4

nice

1/3

Heads up, deal made

Champions don’t make deals.

I just WON a $50 Spin n go.

I am the Champion BBV deserves.

GG

I once made a deal HU where the guy took less than second place money. He felt it was worth saving himself the embarrassment of getting destroyed by me.

Of course I declined, but after he agreed to also wash my car for a year I allowed the deal to take place.

I once made a deal HU where the guy took less than third place money!

Am I allowed to randomly update you on my progress in poker tournaments or is this a morphismus only allowed to do thing? can i be bbb poker player of year in 2023?

It’s doubtful. You’re gonna have to contend with seeing chip stacks like this:




Also, no one is quite sure what the most amount of money Morph ever won playing poker, but some think it may be as high as ~$350 in a single tournament!


So, if you think you can compete with that, have at it. But I think you’ll find that this ain’t no Mickey Mouse title. We’re here to scoop pots and whine about beats, and I don’t see anyone here beating off lately.

i'll think about it. I have never posted a real graph because I like to say I only play for play money.

The only time I ever even posted a result of anything was that time I beat grant hinkle heads up in my home casinos little tournament but that was because who I beat.

Yeah, well Gramps Hinkle has never been BBV poker player of <year>, and I doubt he ever will.

Welcome to the bigs.