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06-24-2022 , 04:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets
If I pm'ed you my number, would you call me?
no
06-24-2022 , 05:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

In the olden days we didn't have forums, we had pen-pals. We wrote real letters to people we'ved never met in person, that was the equivalent of what we are doing on the internet today. If we liked the person, we would give them our telephone number and we would call each other (for like $2-3/min) if it were overseas. Still, as I think back, that was way cooler than what we are doing now. I want it to be that way again.
But you are only 18.
06-24-2022 , 06:50 PM
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Originally Posted by MinusEV
Had to wait until after 5pm though as it was cheaper.
Pro-tip: it was even cheaper 11pm-6am
06-24-2022 , 06:59 PM
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Originally Posted by gregorio
Pro-tip: it was even cheaper 11pm-6am
Can it really be called a pro-tip if you have to time-travel to take advantage of it?

Also - that only helped out people who wanted to drunk-call people in the middle of the night. Luckily these days we can drunk post at no charge instead.
06-24-2022 , 07:28 PM
I made many calls to pen pals after 11 when I wasn't drunk, but they were pen pals I'd met in person, so I'm not sure if that technically counts as a pen pal
06-24-2022 , 07:33 PM
I called a phone sex line and got hearing AIDS.

Spoiler:
I’m here all night folks, try the veal.
06-24-2022 , 08:24 PM
I liked the previous joak poasted by Senior Mod King Fish!
06-24-2022 , 08:41 PM
I was busy Bavarianmöllering in Bavarianmöller and missed all the romance. I blame Morph. First visit to the promised land since Covid tomorrow if I somehow survive the onslaught that's supposed to be at FRA. What do I say to the immi guy to let me in? Also you messed it up completely now Mr. Fish's, now nobody's gonna congratulate you when you really have it. You can blame Morph
06-24-2022 , 08:48 PM
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Originally Posted by FWWM
I was busy Bavarianmöllering in Bavarianmöller and missed all the romance. I blame Morph. First visit to the promised land since Covid tomorrow if I somehow survive the onslaught that's supposed to be at FRA. What do I say to the immi guy to let me in? Also you messed it up completely now Mr. Fish's, now nobody's gonna congratulate you when you really have it. You can blame Morph
Joke’s on you. I was made in a lab.
06-24-2022 , 08:57 PM
That's prolly correct. You just started growing and then they weren't allowed to abort you cos USA
06-24-2022 , 09:51 PM
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Originally Posted by robert_utk
I liked the previous joak poasted by Senior Mod King Fish!
Seconded
06-25-2022 , 12:24 AM
is craiyon.com server down? What are we supposed to do?
06-25-2022 , 02:54 AM
hello Sammy, my name is bryce. I'm going to bed because I have to save Kansas city tomorrow. Just fyi, if you sent me texts, I did not get those. Maybe it's because denmark is on the other side of the world.
06-25-2022 , 04:14 AM
I think Sammy is super awake as of right now!
06-25-2022 , 10:23 AM
My Vegas flight is over 5h delayed, thanks Morphhansa. However, I let them suck their own member at the airport, now enjoying the afternoon at the Sport- und Wellnessbad Kelsterbach, the place where legends are forged...
06-25-2022 , 10:25 AM
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Originally Posted by robert_utk
I liked the previous joak poasted by Senior Mod King Fish!
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Originally Posted by suitedjustice
Seconded
Thaenk yous for likening my jopke. It is encouraging and made me feel good.

I will devise moar jopkes in the near future and post them here. Please set your calendar alerts to September 3 (or 3 September if you are dyslexic or European, but still September 3 if ur a dyslexic European).

I cannot promise it will be good, but I will try.

Yours in Turpitude,

KDF
06-25-2022 , 11:39 AM
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Originally Posted by FWWM
My Vegas flight is over 5h delayed, thanks Morphhansa. However, I let them suck their own member at the airport, now enjoying the afternoon at the Sport- und Wellnessbad Kelsterbach, the place where legends are forged...
How long are you there? I'll be getting there this time next week.
06-25-2022 , 12:17 PM
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Originally Posted by spaceman Bryce
is craiyon.com server down? What are we supposed to do?
I think there are mirrors of that website available.

Spoiler:
Results may vary by the country hosting the mirror.


06-25-2022 , 12:27 PM
^^^^ Award this man an Internet
06-25-2022 , 12:32 PM
Hey guys did you know that it is American Businessman Derek Jeter’s birthday tomorrow? If you guys are fans of American Businesses you should wish him a happy birthday tomorrow. I bet he would appreciate it and feel loved.

06-25-2022 , 12:32 PM
who?
06-25-2022 , 12:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay
who?
You must not be a fan of business.

06-25-2022 , 01:07 PM
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Originally Posted by suitedjustice
How long are you there? I'll be getting there this time next week.
Leaving July 11, see you around, text me when you're there
06-25-2022 , 01:16 PM
Don’t text him! It’s a Tarp!

He gonna turn you into a sex slave.

Spoiler:
Or send dick pics.

Spoiler:
So win/win, I guess.


06-25-2022 , 01:24 PM
NL CL H/L FT, 6/7 leggo!

      
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