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Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets
Sammy can pretend to be a girl if you like. In 2022 you can be whatever you want, apparently. Sammy will charge you 0 dollars.
Are you angry at your parents for naming you Bryce and not Bruce? Sammy thinks Bruce is a lot cooler than Bryce.
Today Sammy spent 10 hours saving the world, then ran 15km and will now eat a big salad for dinner, no meat at all.
Sammy also like flowers. Sammy has many flowers in his garden. Flowers are beautiful and they smell nice.
Hello Sammy, my name is Bryce.
Im glad im named bryce instead of bruce became I think it is more androgynous. You misunderstood, what I meant at the time was that I would dress up as a girl and pay you to be your girolfriend.
I used to dress up and be peoples girlfriend for fun but that was a long time ago now, the last time I did that I pretended to be ahri from league of legends. That was nine years ago, but maybe I could relive my youth.
Im glad you saved the world(... I think), someone had to do it. I like flowers a lot. maybe one day since I am now convinced we wont meet in real life, you could put one on my grave. Also, I like birds.