***And The Jimmies Rustled VIOLENTLY (NSFW LC/NC Thread)*** - Page 9

Not bad as well. It was ****ing hot though. I hardly played poka at all over the Summer, I just couldn't be bothered. Now that the Summer is over, I'm working pretty hard on setting up as a freelancer and have gone back to playing online poker just once or twice a week recreationally (ie not grinding it out). There's more earning potential in business and I seem to play better poker and enjoy it more like that lol

09-03-2012 , 10:59 AM

#203

Man_Bear_Pig

journeyman

Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 353

Quote:

Originally Posted by chinagambler

Every time I'm done jerking off I feel like I just saved $100 by not buying sex. Anyone else gets this feeling?

Yes I do, but more like $25

09-03-2012 , 11:59 AM

#204

MrBump

WINNING

Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 6,018

Quote:

Originally Posted by chinagambler

Every time I'm done jerking off I feel like I just saved $100 by not buying sex. Anyone else gets this feeling?

I played pool til late last night and missed the last tram home and so ending up having to walk through the red light district of town.

I got propositioned > 10 times by some mighty fine totty, but decided to save the money and go home to Pamela Hand and her 5 little sisters

not sure if WINNING

09-03-2012 , 12:05 PM

#205

ak47

Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 4,380

Prostitutes in Glasgow have no teeth, dirty hair, disgusting clothes and a nice heroin addiction

"Want any business?"

nasty stuff

09-03-2012 , 12:27 PM

#206

DumbBlondeXOXO

grinder

Join Date: Nov 2011 Posts: 692

Quote:

Originally Posted by SGT RJ

You always pay for sex in some way.

With a hooker you are really just paying for them to leave afterwards, amirite?

Laughed hard, even though its not really that funny

09-03-2012 , 12:28 PM

#207

Alficor1

veteran

Join Date: Sep 2010 Posts: 2,157

Quote:

Originally Posted by akyle47

Prostitutes in Glasgow have no teeth, dirty hair, disgusting clothes and a nice heroin addiction

"Want any business?"

nasty stuff

I was at a club in Czech rep., and a hooker told me and my buddy "You know guys, 20 years ago, i was hot as hell". I mean it's as if i tried "Normally i dont brag about this, but 20 years ago, i was a really quick sperm" as a pick up line.

Needless to say, she was hotter than what you describe.

09-03-2012 , 12:38 PM

#208

ak47

Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 4,380

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alficor1

lololol, they are horrible here

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_GGUezY4Lg

this is exactly how it happens, also the videos at the side are hilarious and basically common daily sights around here

09-03-2012 , 12:46 PM

#209

chinagambler

veteran

Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 2,572

Jimmies Rustled?

09-03-2012 , 12:47 PM

#210

ak47

Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 4,380

lol JCB1983 just PM'd me challenging me to 250-500 2 seconds after posting he had a bankroll of 1800

09-03-2012 , 12:56 PM

#211

Alficor1

veteran

Join Date: Sep 2010 Posts: 2,157

How much did the hooker ask for teh business btw bro?

09-03-2012 , 12:57 PM

#212

beaverslayer

veteran

Join Date: Apr 2012 Posts: 2,676

Quote:

Originally Posted by SGT RJ

You always pay for sex in some way.

With a hooker you are really just paying for them to leave afterwards, amirite?

^^^^ you hit the nail on the head here, my friend.

09-03-2012 , 02:18 PM

#213

NomoneyHU.

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 6,061

Daily reminder to stay hydrated, bros.

09-03-2012 , 04:21 PM

#214

wafflehouse1

Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 11,268

Anyone that sees this message please see the announcement at the top of the forum.

09-03-2012 , 04:27 PM

#215

ak47

Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 4,380

thank god

09-03-2012 , 04:38 PM

#216

Craggoo

banned

Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 12,644

Quote:

Originally Posted by wafflehouse1

You have beat it to death in one day

Trust me. I've tried.

09-03-2012 , 04:55 PM

#217

NomoneyHU.

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 6,061

WH1 : Is that texas or regular holdem? You have beat it to death in one day and it is now an infractable offense for at least the duration of this announcement.

Thank you for your compliance.

What is the infractable offense there?

09-03-2012 , 05:03 PM

#218

DjHitzz

veteran

Join Date: Apr 2011 Posts: 2,215

Quote:

Originally Posted by wafflehouse1

Anyone that sees this message please see the announcement at the top of the forum.

Troll?

09-03-2012 , 05:10 PM

#219

Alficor1

veteran

Join Date: Sep 2010 Posts: 2,157

Quote:

Originally Posted by NomoneyHU.

Nobody with brain is gonna fall for that, nice try though.

09-03-2012 , 05:18 PM

#220

NomoneyHU.

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 6,061

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alficor1

Nobody with brain is gonna fall for that, nice try though.

I guess I didn't kept up with the new meta...

09-03-2012 , 05:21 PM

#221

Alficor1

veteran

Join Date: Sep 2010 Posts: 2,157

You're clearly not hydrating enough bro.

09-03-2012 , 05:26 PM

#222

Monkey In A Dress

enthusiast

Join Date: Sep 2012 Posts: 89

Going on a date tonight with a hot chick. Maybe if I'm lucky I will get to rustle her Jimmies.

Spoiler:

09-03-2012 , 05:29 PM

#223

NomoneyHU.

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 6,061

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alficor1

You're clearly not hydrating enough bro.

Really? That was the signal I was awaiting, thanks bro.

09-03-2012 , 05:29 PM

#224

NomoneyHU.

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 6,061

Hourly reminder to stay hydrated, bros.

09-03-2012 , 05:29 PM

#225

Alficor1

veteran

Join Date: Sep 2010 Posts: 2,157

Quote:

Originally Posted by Monkey In A Dress

I'm not really into these kinda girls, but whatever floats your boat i guess.

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