ITT you tell me why I should bother w/ you ppl. - Poker Beats Brags and Variance

I've decided to take a year off of playing poker (live) but I've got a problem: I still love posting on 2p2. Since I'm taking off so much time -and will be posting a lot less in SSLHE and Casino & Cardroom poker - I think I need another sub-forum to post in to keep me interested.

So I've ducked my head in here to see what's up. Tell me why I should bring my very considerable talents to this forum. Be convincing and I will help keep everyone entertained as only I can.

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02-03-2019 , 12:22 AM

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,274

Sheepday!

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02-03-2019 , 12:22 AM

Morphismus

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Also, we get messages from the future by Colin.

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02-03-2019 , 01:46 AM

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

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The gifs.

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02-03-2019 , 01:46 AM

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

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World saving.

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02-03-2019 , 02:51 AM

Howard Beale

Formerly red

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So far, so good! Looking forward to w/e 'sheepday' is.

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02-03-2019 , 06:10 AM

Morphismus

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Today is Sheepday!

Come here: https://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/5...-nsfw-1735121/

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02-03-2019 , 10:01 AM

HandsomeMan

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Sammy, probably the coolest person on 2+2, posts here. You will feel a bit intimidated by him at first but that's only natural. Once you see that the rest of the forum feels the same way, you'll be ok. Unless you're German, we welcome you here, and when I say "we" I mean Sammy, he basically runs things around here. Also, Morph could use another old bald person to stick up for him against the bullies.

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02-03-2019 , 10:31 AM

Sheep86

ITT you tell me why I should bother w/ you ppl.

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Originally Posted by Morphismus

Sheepday!

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Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

The gifs.

This...

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Originally Posted by HandsomeMan

...but mostly this. Try to imagine a young, handsome, smart and witty man with a beautiful penis. The Sammy will exceed your expectations.

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02-03-2019 , 11:06 AM

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Morphismus

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02-03-2019 , 11:15 AM

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FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

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No mods in here to ban crappy OPs like you...

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02-03-2019 , 02:32 PM

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Howard Beale

Formerly red

Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 22,190

Hmmmm...........a dark cloud on the horizon and so early in the A.M. at that. IDK what Sammy would say but I'll offer to buy you an order of pancakes at Denny's if we ever meet IRL plus a side order of pleasantry to make your day better.

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02-03-2019 , 02:34 PM

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fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

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More importantly, why should BBV bother with Mr Howard Beale?

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02-03-2019 , 02:59 PM

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Howard Beale

Formerly red

Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 22,190

I'll have this crew panting in expectation for my hot-takes, that's why.

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02-03-2019 , 03:10 PM

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H0RUS

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in bbv we pay our taxes and contribute to society

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02-03-2019 , 05:39 PM

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AlwaysFolding

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I want Howard Beale's Hot Takes with that side of Denny's Hot Cakes.

We have sarcasm, tax accountability, gif-ts, Sheepday (properly formatted of course), the benefits are endless. The LC/NC thread is probably the best on 2p2. Sometimes my dad posts about statistics. Where else can you get that kind of treatment?

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02-03-2019 , 06:04 PM

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Morphismus

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02-03-2019 , 06:10 PM

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AlwaysFolding

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Dey's uh, morph memes, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich.

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02-03-2019 , 06:57 PM

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Morphismus

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...and under-appreciated 80's music!

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02-03-2019 , 07:03 PM

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FranFran

Fran and stuff

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Hi op,

Shut your little mouse.

You will be happy if we allow you to touch fidle sticks penis.

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02-03-2019 , 07:24 PM

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Howard Beale

Formerly red

Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 22,190

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Originally Posted by H0RUS

in bbv we pay our taxes and contribute to society

I thought the average age in this sub-forum was 16, I didn't know their contribution to society was all that great.

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Originally Posted by FranFran

Hi op,

Shut your little mouse.

You will be happy if we allow you to touch fidle sticks penis.

That would be something new, at least. I've never touched anyone else's penis in my life, true story.

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02-03-2019 , 07:31 PM

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Morphismus

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Originally Posted by Howard Beale

I thought the average age in this sub-forum was 16, I didn't know their contribution to society was all that great.

lol half the regs are married. I'm not even kidding.

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02-03-2019 , 07:32 PM

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FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

Morph is son of god, jesus is his little brother,

Very nice and soft and old

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02-03-2019 , 07:47 PM

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Howard Beale

Formerly red

Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 22,190

Half of the regs are married? I've got my work cut out for me if that's the case. All I have to do is talk a single fool out of getting married and I'll have been successful.

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02-03-2019 , 07:49 PM

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Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,274

Oh, yeah, I forgot: I am the forum Jesus and take the blame for everything upon me. Blessed be. I considered taking this BBV thing to a Fight-club kinda level in the past, but start thinking religion/cult now.

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