I lol'ed

i've posted this hand like 4 times now. it's a good example of variance because the vast majority of the time (like 99%) i'm going to win this hand. you don't get too many idiots calling with QT, but the amount of times they have the trap door flush cards plus the amount of times they actually get the runner runner cards they need to make a straight flush is so goddamn small my mind imploded inside my head and my heart exploded inside my chest. that being said, if you're beats aren't as bad as this, then you don't know the meaning of variance.

Full Tilt Poker $6 + $0.50 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t200/t400 Blinds - 5 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

SB: t1670 M = 2.78
BB: t1660 M = 2.77
UTG: t4460 M = 7.43
CO: t1860 M = 3.10
Hero (BTN): t3850 M = 6.42

Pre Flop: (t600) Hero is BTN with J J
UTG calls t400, 1 fold, Hero raises to t800, 2 folds, UTG calls t400

Flop: (t2200) J J 5 (2 players)
UTG checks, Hero bets t3050 all in, UTG calls t3050

Turn: (t8300) 9 (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: (t8300) 8 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: t8300
UTG shows T Q (a straight flush, Eight to Queen)
Hero shows J J (four of a kind, Jacks)
UTG wins t8300

a sample of 1000 cannot predict the outcome of an election in a country of 300 million, dont know who told you that. Unlike poker, politics are rigged though.

lmao
i can't stop looking at this

this made it all worth while

btw, this. is. epic.

agreed

That is a six dollar and fifty cent tournament.
Your heart exploded over a six dollar and fifty cent tournament?
sad boy