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*** It's not the Mondays that suck, IT'S WHAT YOU DO ON THEM - July LC/NC NSFW *** *** It's not the Mondays that suck, IT'S WHAT YOU DO ON THEM - July LC/NC NSFW ***

07-03-2017 , 06:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Sheep86
Calm down.
Right now!

Quote:
Originally Posted by Colin_Piddle
The solution is to mod Folding then he can give Sheep and I undertitles. Then every BBV LC reg has an undertitle.
Oh, Jesus. If they modded me they'd really have to be hard up for talent iykwis

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Originally Posted by Colin_Piddle
Apart from Gypsie but he hasn't put the hard yards in yet.
He's working on it these days! Much contribution.
07-03-2017 , 06:23 PM
Emily Ratajkowski says her boobs are too big for her to get work.

How does she get by...
07-03-2017 , 06:40 PM
By drawing as much attention to her boobs as possible.
07-03-2017 , 06:49 PM
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Originally Posted by fidstar-poker
Emily Ratajkowski says her boobs are too big for her to get work.

How does she get by...
I'll give her a job huehuehuehue
07-03-2017 , 07:33 PM
Really want to drive home that I'm going to reach 10k posts at this rate by the beginning of next year...

...unless I actually try to school as one should at school
07-03-2017 , 07:37 PM
Serving up a little slice of nitcake.

Winning Poker No-Limit Hold'em Tournament, 275/550 Blinds (8 handed) - Converted at http://handhistoryconverter.com/

Button (t54,175)
SB (t4,870)
BB (t12,675)
UTG (t25,402)
UTG+1 (t29,231)
MP1 (t27,158)
Hero (MP2) (t27,073)
CO (t19,079)

Hero's M: 32.82

Preflop: Hero is MP2 with 8, 8
UTG raises t1,100, 2 folds, Hero calls t1,100, 1 fold, Button calls t1,100, SB raises to t4,815 (All-In), 2 folds, Hero calls t3,715, Button calls t3,715

Flop: (t16,095) 3, K, K (3 players, 1 all-in)
Hero checks, Button bets t4,250, Hero folds

Turn: (t16,095) K (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: (t16,095) 7 (2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: t16,095

Results:
Spoiler:

Button had J, J (full house, Kings over Jacks).
SB had Q, Q (full house, Kings over Queens).
Outcome: SB won t16,535
07-03-2017 , 07:38 PM
Beast fold.
07-03-2017 , 07:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Sheep86
I decided to use my 3,000th post to get something off my chest. I've been dealing with these emotions for a while now and the above posts only make them stronger. Sammy, if you read this - forgive me for writing in the first person.

Let me start from the beginning. Some time ago it became cool to have an avatar with a colorful, psychedelic animated background. I think most, if not all of them were made by Morph. At some point a BBV reg (FWWM maybe? I don't recall) had the Patrick avatar. He then changed it, and shortly after Whiskeyneat adopted this avatar. He called it, very adequately, a "sloppy second".

I had already noticed Whiskey's funny username before. However, when this was accompanied by the psychedelic Patrick avatar I first started to develop feelings for Whiskey. Of course I also looked at other avatars, in particular the ones with asses from Thabighurt and Majik, but I could not deny that I was falling in love with Whiskeyneat. Posts like this also contributed to my feelings.

But then Whiskey all but disappeared from BBV and in the meantime a new poster had joined our wonderful subforum. He also adopted a psychedelic avatar, one with two moving slowpokes. Of course I am talking about AlwaysFolding. This user started saying such sweet things to and about me that I was able to set aside my feelings for Whiskey. Again, I was falling for a fellow BBV regular.

Initially Folding had a girlfriend. I had a hard time accepting that, so when they broke up I truly felt sorry for Folding, but secretly a part of me was glad because this opened up an opportunity for me. Folding was finally available.

As you might expect, reading about Folding's adventures with the single mom and Cookie were not easy for me. I was jealous of them and was (and still am) convinced that I could make Folding happier than those girls ever could.

The return of Whiskey somewhat rekindled my feelings for him. However, I am happy for him that he got engaged and I do not want to try to come between him and his fiancé. As for Folding, I hope that he will realize someday that I will love him no matter what and that he and only he is capable of making me get over Whiskey. But I know that such feelings have to be mutual. If Folding chooses to be with a female human or slowpoke instead, then I will completely understand. I love him dearly and only wish him happiness.

Postsavers:

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Top notch post iyam
07-03-2017 , 08:15 PM
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Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding
This would be acceptable. Taking recommendations meow!







LIST APPROVED







We're going back to Sheepday, right now!


Woke up at 3:50pm lmao wtf am I forever in college?
07-03-2017 , 08:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Colin_Piddle
Apart from Gypsie but he hasn't put the hard yards in yet.


And how! I've... ive made a lot of post in this forum...
07-03-2017 , 08:28 PM
Geeze. If people really want a undertitle, just go win one of the contests. It's how I got mine.
07-03-2017 , 08:36 PM
Hold Em Manager has confirmed that I'm stuck at a table completely filled with good regs. Been here for more than 200 hands.
07-03-2017 , 08:36 PM
UTs aren't handed out much anymore, the contests are few and far between which is sad for posters like me who should have made accounts when they first found this ****ing website and then wrote really long sentences without even considering establishing proper grammar or punctuation with total disregard to the aesthetic of normal sentence structure, so basically EAD was banned too soon; Free EAD.
07-03-2017 , 08:40 PM
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Originally Posted by fidstar-poker
Geeze. If people really want a undertitle, just go win one of the contests. It's how I got mine.


Or catch KingFish drunk AF and impress him with a drunken story. That's how I did it.

And obv being a straight up BBV active legend LDO
07-03-2017 , 08:40 PM
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Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding
UTs aren't handed out much anymore, the contests are few and far between which is sad for posters like me who should have made accounts when they first found this ****ing website and then wrote really long sentences without even considering establishing proper grammar or punctuation with total disregard to the aesthetic of normal sentence structure, so basically EAD was banned too soon; Free EAD.
It was like 4 years after I got here when I got my undertitle.

Morph had to do 8 million photoshops before getting his (iirc).

So go EAD.
07-03-2017 , 08:44 PM
I would like to see you do a "BBV Dare" Fid. I don't really want a video of you eating a mushroom tho.
07-03-2017 , 08:47 PM
Gypsie is your gimmick nat?
07-03-2017 , 08:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Colin_Piddle
Gypsie is your gimmick nat?


The 10,000+ post Natamus has made are the only post I've ever made on 2+2.

Gimmicks are for Dan Whitney and WWF Wrestlers like The Rock
07-03-2017 , 08:54 PM
I used to have a ton of gimmicks some got banned, some I forgot passwords for.
07-03-2017 , 09:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Whiskeyneat
I like


You playing the 6-max $3 rebuy $2k gtd in 15 mins?
07-03-2017 , 09:25 PM
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Originally Posted by fidstar-poker
It was like 4 years after I got here when I got my undertitle.

Morph had to do 8 million photoshops before getting his (iirc).

So go EAD.
this part makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside
07-03-2017 , 09:33 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Natamus
You playing the 6-max $3 rebuy $2k gtd in 15 mins?


My god I'm dumb I had the window open and didn't reg and missed out X-(
07-03-2017 , 09:39 PM
Bubble broke - that's good
After 6 1/2 hours - that's bad
$5200 up top - that's good
I'm a shortstack - that's bad
Let's go!
07-03-2017 , 09:44 PM
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Originally Posted by suitedjustice
Bubble broke - that's good
After 6 1/2 hours - that's bad
$5200 up top - that's good
I'm a shortstack - that's bad
Let's go!


Gogogo SJ that bubble is way too long you have a life to live after all.
07-03-2017 , 09:52 PM
It's all about the $5200 up top. The time is not wasted if you're chasing the dream.

      
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