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*** It's not the Mondays that suck, IT'S WHAT YOU DO ON THEM - July LC/NC NSFW *** *** It's not the Mondays that suck, IT'S WHAT YOU DO ON THEM - July LC/NC NSFW ***

07-24-2017 , 12:30 AM
And no no I'm enjoying it very much actually. One of the benefits of being so lucky to live the sick life I've lived is you don't get bent out of shape about other people as long as they keep it respectful.

Or in this case when they are disrespectful it's so absurd it's like being called a fat N-Word by a homeless person - sure I may be a fat n word but you're a crazy homeless person so who's really winning this?
07-24-2017 , 12:30 AM
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Originally Posted by Natamus
This is why you're the most gangster white boy on this forum.

I only assume you're white because I only know of white people that like to drink whiskey neat
Lol I am indeed white mostly. But an honorary Sicilian in Vegas
07-24-2017 , 12:31 AM
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Originally Posted by Whiskeyneat
Lol I am indeed white mostly. But an honorary Sicilian in Vegas


My true Guido friend!
07-24-2017 , 01:02 AM
Link to fred?
07-24-2017 , 03:14 AM
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Originally Posted by suitedjustice
Sunday! Sheep and tourneybros rejoice. Sheep should play a tourney today imo.
Sheep was on the road all day.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Whiskeyneat
Score 1 for the good guys


Quote:
Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding
9. Mr. Sheep is getting the double-dips today, as it is a glorious occasion and I hope he enjoys the imagery!


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Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding
Cashout
Sheep is proud of The Folding!

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Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding


Part of my Leaving Jorb campaign in dedication to Sheepday!


Since it's still Sheepday in some parts of the world (most notably in two states of USA#142):



07-24-2017 , 03:43 AM
octopus did you earn me 100k?
07-24-2017 , 04:10 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by FranFran
octopus did you earn me 100k?


IOU a so sowwy
07-24-2017 , 05:21 AM
Fran will sell you to Albanian mafia
07-24-2017 , 05:36 AM
Another top 100 finish but can't close

PokerStars Tournament #1965249758, No Limit Hold'em
Buy-In: $2.50/$2.50/$0.50 USD
5372 players
$3140.00 USD added to the prize pool by PokerStars
Total Prize Pool: $30000.00 USD



Dear martonfella,

You finished the tournament in 77th place. A USD 15.91 award has been credited to your Stars Account.


You have also received USD 23.92 in Knockout Bounties for this tournament. You won bounties for the following players: imortal 1212, MadDutch62, schnipes, Juchem1006, datysho, nivv7878, Taisei4400, JJUCIFER, Duraircwb, sidecomendes


Congratulations!

Thank you for participating.
07-24-2017 , 05:53 AM
What is your main form of exercise Mr Suited Justice?

Also Mr Sammy 2 bullets do you play any sports? Or just bet on them? Were you a superstar at sport back in the day or just engineering?

Also what poker games does Mr Sheep play? What do you do for work (You have probably said before but I can't remember)? You keep your cards close to your chests.
07-24-2017 , 06:06 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by FWWM
Fran will sell you to Albanian mafia


The package was intended for whiskey I can't help that Frantastic is a degen of a measure I highly respect
07-24-2017 , 06:08 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Colin_Piddle
Another top 100 finish but can't close



PokerStars Tournament #1965249758, No Limit Hold'em

Buy-In: $2.50/$2.50/$0.50 USD

5372 players

$3140.00 USD added to the prize pool by PokerStars

Total Prize Pool: $30000.00 USD







Dear martonfella,



You finished the tournament in 77th place. A USD 15.91 award has been credited to your Stars Account.





You have also received USD 23.92 in Knockout Bounties for this tournament. You won bounties for the following players: imortal 1212, MadDutch62, schnipes, Juchem1006, datysho, nivv7878, Taisei4400, JJUCIFER, Duraircwb, sidecomendes





Congratulations!



Thank you for participating.

$16 for 77/5000+

Ugh what is this world coming to.

FTs must be glorious
07-24-2017 , 06:09 AM
16 + 23.92 in bounties
07-24-2017 , 07:13 AM
07-24-2017 , 07:21 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Colin_Piddle
What is your main form of exercise Mr Suited Justice?

Also Mr Sammy 2 bullets do you play any sports? Or just bet on them? Were you a superstar at sport back in the day or just engineering?

Also what poker games does Mr Sheep play? What do you do for work (You have probably said before but I can't remember)? You keep your cards close to your chests.
Stationary bike, hiking and lifting things up and putting them down again.
07-24-2017 , 07:49 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Colin_Piddle
Also what poker games does Mr Sheep play? What do you do for work (You have probably said before but I can't remember)? You keep your cards close to your chests.
Sheep rarely plays anymore, but he used to play mainly NLHE cash, with some tournaments here and there. Sheep is a careful mammal - he'll only say that he works in Finances. But of course his work is not nearly as important as Sammy's.
07-24-2017 , 09:28 AM
Cute ass mother****ing sheep pictures, keep the Sheepday going imo
07-24-2017 , 09:29 AM
In case you degens don't venture into 4L very often, have a looksie at what I've been up to.

Also, **** I ****ed up my 6k post and **** you monday for that
07-24-2017 , 09:30 AM
Great list coming up right now!
07-24-2017 , 09:33 AM
0. Lovely gif-t from behind, your benevolence
1. **** a monday, **** a 6kth post, lets go back to yesterday
2. jk yesterday I worked and it was Sheepday, what was I thinking? Oh yeah, overtime!
3. Mr. tbh yet to announce sexy hooker time
4. I will just wait longer
5. the 16th Sheepday was a success, fellas
6. then we got natamus thinking that this work-nonsense is a mother****ing game
7. In my best DMX voice, IT'S NOT. A ****ING. GAME!
8. Mr.mmmKay predicting lists right now
9. Mr. Colin_Piddle you will get them next time
-8. Still doing better than Sammy, Sammy needs to post results!
-7. jk Sammy how is your girlfriend I miss her
-6. I've ****ed up the format, we're three days past the point I should be stopping so we'll retitle these numbers.
07-24-2017 , 09:48 AM
lol I mean it's not a game but sometimes I think about getting a "real" job just to see how much stuff I could do and get away with before being let go. Just troll the boss and everyone else I didn't particularly care for
07-24-2017 , 10:03 AM
It's been a trip. Caging the place has honestly been some of the best times I've ever had at work.

Mostly because I'm getting paid to **** **** up in a humorous way that most of these oldies won't ever understand.
07-24-2017 , 10:57 AM
Played some cash after getting ****ed up last night. Woke up to $100 more in my bankroll. Usually it's the other way around.

And had time to pick up a jalapeño cheddar breakfast biscuit before work. You might not be too bad Monday
07-24-2017 , 11:20 AM
HAI BBV

HAI AF (Congrats on the massive amounts of spilmaks! good jerb)

HAI NAT (you get the special call out for the Sammy GF post I lol'd at when I opened up the thread)

HAI erryone else

Dear Monday. Please...PLEASE......go the **** away.

signed....Gypsie
07-24-2017 , 11:30 AM
GYSPIE HAI

      
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