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last month

First

I decided to use my 3,000th post to get something off my chest. I've been dealing with these emotions for a while now and the above posts only make them stronger. Sammy, if you read this - forgive me for writing in the first person.

Let me start from the beginning. Some time ago it became cool to have an avatar with a colorful, psychedelic animated background. I think most, if not all of them were made by Morph. At some point a BBV reg (FWWM maybe? I don't recall) had the Patrick avatar. He then changed it, and shortly after Whiskeyneat adopted this avatar. He called it, very adequately, a "sloppy second".

I had already noticed Whiskey's funny username before. However, when this was accompanied by the psychedelic Patrick avatar I first started to develop feelings for Whiskey. Of course I also looked at other avatars, in particular the ones with asses from Thabighurt and Majik, but I could not deny that I was falling in love with Whiskeyneat. Posts like this also contributed to my feelings.

But then Whiskey all but disappeared from BBV and in the meantime a new poster had joined our wonderful subforum. He also adopted a psychedelic avatar, one with two moving slowpokes. Of course I am talking about AlwaysFolding. This user started saying such sweet things to and about me that I was able to set aside my feelings for Whiskey. Again, I was falling for a fellow BBV regular.

Initially Folding had a girlfriend. I had a hard time accepting that, so when they broke up I truly felt sorry for Folding, but secretly a part of me was glad because this opened up an opportunity for me. Folding was finally available.

As you might expect, reading about Folding's adventures with the single mom and Cookie were not easy for me. I was jealous of them and was (and still am) convinced that I could make Folding happier than those girls ever could.

The return of Whiskey somewhat rekindled my feelings for him. However, I am happy for him that he got engaged and I do not want to try to come between him and his fiancé. As for Folding, I hope that he will realize someday that I will love him no matter what and that he and only he is capable of making me get over Whiskey. But I know that such feelings have to be mutual. If Folding chooses to be with a female human or slowpoke instead, then I will completely understand. I love him dearly and only wish him happiness.

Postsavers:

Good post. Just the text is somewhat disturbing

Also I had the Patrick avy, that was donated by Morph IIRC. But I cant find it. Thanks Obama

After much over thought I finally decided on a 10,000th post. I considered a review of my posting history, stopping posting at 9999 and moving to a gimmick account like NatamusPrime or ShawdowNatamus or some other play on an 80s cartoon. Instead I decided that these post are no more important or special than any of my others - they are all pieces of this account and equally important to me.

So with that said, instead of quitting the show, or making some long speech where I continue to remind you that "Nevertheless, He persisted." I present for your consideration a 10,000th post that represents me appropriately:

After much thought, I decided to get something off my chest to celebrate my 3341st on twoplustwo. Who will the next BBV mod to take GTpitch's place?

Congrats Nat and Sheep jokes aside

Good joke tho. Seriously it was annoying cause I was purposefully not posting so I wouldn't mistakenly cross 10k it was just a cluster duck of nonsense for no good reason

Well that escalated quickly.

This is the scar from that cut 2 weeks ago

In.

Good lord.

Evil overlord

Congratulations Sheep on sharing your feelings if you and AF feel like it you can come to Germany to marry!

There is no reason for this post other than ass avy for the win.

That is a nice offer, Mr. Morph. And from there it is only a short trip to Denmark, the country that Folding loves so much. The honeymoon will be unforgettable. The Danish waters will be blessed with American and Dutch urine. Sammy will enjoy.

lol I could have some fun with this.

Happy Canada Day, Majik. The way Ivanka looked at Justin last time, she might be willing to make a change.

Normally I'm mucking without much thought here, but I'd seen SB squeeze shove with that stack in this spot twice before. Lol.

Winning Poker No-Limit Hold'em, 1 Tournament, 125/250 Blinds (7 handed) - Converted at http://handhistoryconverter.com/

MP2 (t12,995)
CO (t9,222)
Button (t11,688)
SB (t4,818)
Hero (BB) (t3,595)
UTG (t6,278)
MP1 (t16,047)

Hero's M: 9.59

Preflop: Hero is BB with 8, A
4 folds, Button raises t500, SB raises to t4,793 (All-In), Hero calls t3,320 (All-In), Button calls t4,293

That's what they get for not folding rivers

need to bet that turn.

Missing value trying to slowplay there. Note taken.