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Old 07-12-2018, 12:05 AM   #701
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Re: *** It's always Morph's fault July LC/NC NSFW ***

Solid LDO advice,

Don’t let her believe a baby will fix this marriage
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Old 07-12-2018, 12:07 AM   #702
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Solid LDO advice,

Don’t let her believe a baby will fix this marriage
hard pass
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Old 07-12-2018, 04:47 AM   #703
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Old 07-12-2018, 05:11 AM   #704
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Congrats to the FranFran.

So many sad English ex-pats here yesterday.
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Old 07-12-2018, 05:19 AM   #705
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Fran you’re going to the final!

Croatia will always have my respect but it may have my respect and my pride if they can Best this lazy team of big clubers
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Old 07-12-2018, 05:55 AM   #706
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dont worry octopus, we will beat them
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Old 07-12-2018, 05:56 AM   #707
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i think this is not even hangover, i woke up drunk as ****


i will now eat something and straight to beach for the rest of day.

#hardlife
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Old 07-12-2018, 06:30 AM   #708
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people are ****ing hangovering all aroun, noone slept last nightt, I was out buying chickens, little animals we will eat today, the woman selling them was still drunk, franko told her to step back. Im not going to drink old womans juices.
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Old 07-12-2018, 06:36 AM   #709
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Im not going to drink old womans juices.
I'll take "Things Sammy said on his wedding night" for $500 thanks.
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Old 07-12-2018, 06:36 AM   #710
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mrmmmmmkkkkkkk we will kill them, and we gave you little engledians for a medal

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Old 07-12-2018, 06:43 AM   #711
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thanks.

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Old 07-12-2018, 07:06 AM   #712
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KingThot: i didnt know fish could get cancer then give it to me
whiskeyneat: now you know
whiskeyneat: and i'm a clearly a unicorn
KingThot: no ur a retard
KingThot: a human ***** retard
whiskeyneat: ooh goodness you're edgy
whiskeyneat: you seem like a real joy to be around
KingThot: i mean
whiskeyneat: =)
KingThot: i talking qbout money right
Mystery Woods: he seems like a fish out of water
KingThot: and how ***** god awful
whiskeyneat: if i paypal you your $5 rebuy will it make you feel better?
whiskeyneat: or do you need to rinse the sand out of your vagina first
whiskeyneat: cause something is clearly agitating you
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Old 07-12-2018, 07:07 AM   #713
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i think this is not even hangover, i woke up drunk as ****


i will now eat something and straight to beach for the rest of day.

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Old 07-12-2018, 07:08 AM   #714
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wat?
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Old 07-12-2018, 07:08 AM   #715
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Wow that last hand of WSOP pre final table today AA v KK v KK. What a sick life
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Old 07-12-2018, 07:09 AM   #716
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wat?
It's one of Franko's expressions that he uses. If you read his blog you will see he has other Frankoisms such as "turtle"
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Old 07-12-2018, 07:21 AM   #717
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i will make bookies cry, im not weak bettor like sammuelsen
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Old 07-12-2018, 07:22 AM   #718
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It's one of Franko's expressions that he uses. If you read his blog you will see he has other Frankoisms such as "turtle"
I was watting FranFran's post.

But you ninjaed before I hit submit.
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Old 07-12-2018, 07:24 AM   #719
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shut your ninja
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Old 07-12-2018, 07:38 AM   #720
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i will make bookies cry, im not weak bettor like sammuelsen
ffs FranFran charge your phone!
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Old 07-12-2018, 08:00 AM   #721
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Shannen Doherty

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Old 07-12-2018, 08:26 AM   #722
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ffs FranFran charge your phone!


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Old 07-12-2018, 09:09 AM   #723
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Shannen Doherty



About 8 years ago I’m smoking weed after work and watching cartoons at 1 am when a commercial for the fraudulent “Education Connection” comes on featuring Shannon. The 30-45 second spot felt like the longest 3.5 minutes and I honestly felt bad for her the whole time.

But somewhere in the middle of it she was wearing booty shorts and a tank top and I wanted to smash.... it was a confusing 3.5 minutes of emotions
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Old 07-12-2018, 09:18 AM   #724
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no

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