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Old 07-11-2018, 05:08 PM   #676
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Re: *** It's always Morph's fault July LC/NC NSFW ***

Congrats Fran!

TBH,

Iím working on my classy drinking game but I still have a little bit of a ***** pallet
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Old 07-11-2018, 05:11 PM   #677
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Fighting with wife againnnnnnnn.

If we end up divorcing, bbv better not let me get serious with any more latinas. I've had a headache since like Friday.


The more fire in the fight the hotter the make up sex.

Is your white privilege to blame again?
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Old 07-11-2018, 05:15 PM   #678
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Gogogo our online poker playing BBVers

Keep it going guys!
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Old 07-11-2018, 05:36 PM   #679
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The more fire in the fight the hotter the make up sex.

Is your wHiTe pRiViLeGe to blame again?

Fixed that for ya.

Just won a four-way all in with quads so I have a decent little chip lead in this tournament. I wish it wasnít such small steaks but meh.
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Old 07-11-2018, 05:37 PM   #680
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Congratz mr frank
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Old 07-11-2018, 05:45 PM   #681
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Old 07-11-2018, 06:20 PM   #682
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Old 07-11-2018, 06:22 PM   #683
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mrmmmmmkkkkkkk we will kill them, and we gave you little engledians for a medal

good friends
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Old 07-11-2018, 07:44 PM   #684
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Well done Franko

Mr Whiskey confirmed zero latinas in New Zealand (well fk all anyway, certainly none anywhere near where I live)
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Old 07-11-2018, 09:20 PM   #685
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Re: *** It's always Morph's fault July LC/NC NSFW ***

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i've had my people look into is and they've confirmed.

"Only whiskey, neat, Mr Whiskeyneat."
you sir are a gentleman and a scholar

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Fighting with wife againnnnnnnn.

If we end up divorcing, bbv better not let me get serious with any more latinas. I've had a headache since like Friday.
yea but i bet the make up sex is, wait it still keeps ya going back

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Congrats Fran!

TBH,

Iím working on my classy drinking game but I still have a little bit of a ***** pallet
so drink better whisky than you normaly drink for at least a month, then try going back
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Old 07-11-2018, 09:21 PM   #686
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where in dafuq is mr folding

i demand answers
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Old 07-11-2018, 09:36 PM   #687
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I heard he got married to a swedish model and now lives in Monte Carlo, drinking $1000 bottles.
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Old 07-11-2018, 09:54 PM   #688
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I heard he got married to a swedish model and now lives in Monte Carlo, drinking $1000 bottles.


Goalz
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Old 07-11-2018, 09:55 PM   #689
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Minus marriage. ****s for suckaaaaas.

Iím out of whiskey so Iím drinking all her tequila since she wants to stay at her girls place for a few days.
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Old 07-11-2018, 10:18 PM   #690
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Drink them all WhiskeyNeat!

TBH,

Alright Iím gonna have to step up to a scotch I guess
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Old 07-11-2018, 10:26 PM   #691
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Drink them all WhiskeyNeat!

TBH,

Alright Iím gonna have to step up to a scotch I guess


I normally donít fux with the tequila (white privilege etc), but Casamigos isnít bad.
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Old 07-11-2018, 10:31 PM   #692
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If this all ends up going belly up, Iím really considering moving back to LV. Just looking though old Instagram posts of cash out vouchers made me nostalgic lol. Probably take a trip through the SW on my way back to hang with friends and other hoodrat ****
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Old 07-11-2018, 10:34 PM   #693
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Alright! Doctor gave me baclofin 10mg for my torn back muscle so that will happily replace whiskey until it can be sipped once more.

Sure am gonna do some pill popping posting tonight
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Old 07-11-2018, 10:34 PM   #694
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If this all ends up going belly up, Iím really considering moving back to LV. Just looking though old Instagram posts of cash out vouchers made me nostalgic lol. Probably take a trip through the SW on my way back to hang with friends and other hoodrat ****


Come to Huntington weíll tell my girl youíre a friend from college then improv stories sheís never heard of before
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Old 07-11-2018, 11:26 PM   #695
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Come to Huntington weíll tell my girl youíre a friend from college then improv stories sheís never heard of before
yes its been a long time since we've relived our mexican mafia days!


donking micro rebuy mtts and arguing in the chat box is solid therapy
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Old 07-11-2018, 11:31 PM   #696
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KingThot: i didnt know fish could get cancer then give it to me
whiskeyneat: now you know
whiskeyneat: and i'm a clearly a unicorn
KingThot: no ur a retard
KingThot: a human ***** retard
whiskeyneat: ooh goodness you're edgy
whiskeyneat: you seem like a real joy to be around
KingThot: i mean
whiskeyneat: =)
KingThot: i talking qbout money right
Mystery Woods: he seems like a fish out of water
KingThot: and how ***** god awful
whiskeyneat: if i paypal you your $5 rebuy will it make you feel better?
whiskeyneat: or do you need to rinse the sand out of your vagina first
whiskeyneat: cause something is clearly agitating you
KingThot: you playing like a ***** moron?
whiskeyneat: when it pisses off people like you lol
whiskeyneat: absolutely
whiskeyneat: =)))))))))))))
Mystery Woods: ...
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Old 07-11-2018, 11:31 PM   #697
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sorry if you're lurking itt KingThot
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Old 07-11-2018, 11:38 PM   #698
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wow i just noticed my 3 year anniversary of joining 2p2 was 4 days ago!! D=
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Old 07-11-2018, 11:41 PM   #699
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Re: *** It's always Morph's fault July LC/NC NSFW ***

Wow you showed up came right to BBV Lc/NC and showed your quality
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Old 07-11-2018, 11:44 PM   #700
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Wow you showed up came right to BBV Lc/NC and showed your quality
to be honest, i only poke around outside of the lc/nc thread maybe twice a week. outside of bbv is like once a month.

mi familia esta aqui. (gotta work on spanish to back up mexican mafia stories)
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