RIP Morph

I survived my hangover and returned to brag only to find that Sammy is MIA again and that Sheep became a sheep farmer. Not that there is anything wrong with that.

Rest assured that if you run into a wolf problem in the future, it's morph's fault.

0. I approve of Mr. Fiddle's choice in gifs!
1. **** you, Wednesday.
2. I approve of Mr. Natamus' return!
3. I approve of Mr. Morph's rattling Sammy for the 92' win after self-ban!
4. GYPSIE HI I APPROVE OF GYPSIE
5. I approve of Mr. WN's return and triumphant poker streak!
6. Mr. Sheep I approve of you clarifying your win from last year and thank you for setting me straight!
7. I approve of Mr. Sheep's swissodds comment!
8. Mr. FWWM, cocaine is truly Mr. WN's Colombian conquest, I approve as well!
9. I approve of Mr. suitedjustice being a vegas endboss!
10. I disapprove of my almost RIP'ing a customer yesterday for disrespecting me!
11. I approve of all of the exclamation points!
12. A little Hmong pharmacy tech really wants to slobber my nobber!
13. I approve of her calling me daddy!
14. BBV on the fourth of July I approve of all!

15. I approve of Mr.mmmKay blaming Obama!
16. Mr. Majik, I approve of Mr. Sheep not banning you from this plain of existence via tornado!
17. FranFran I approve of you making fun of Mr. Sammy's little denballs!
18. Mr. Robert I like aces full of jacks and I do say I approve!
19. Gary HAI

Hai Script Doctor!

I’m already drinking lots of crown and celebrating the 4th aaaaAaAAAaaa style

Huntington Beach pier fireworks in 3 hours

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! My man

Keep all eight pussies on deck, matey. Have a safe time and don't lose a finger.

I don’t play with the fireworks I’m too much an old for that these days.

Once upon a time firing bottle rockets at friends and the like was common this time of year though.

Happy Murica day Muricabros. Hot and sunny here in Las ****ing Vegas. Think I'll take a disco nap, then go out and pick off the drunkfish.