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07-12-2018 , 12:05 AM

#701

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 16,388

Solid LDO advice,

Don’t let her believe a baby will fix this marriage

07-12-2018 , 12:07 AM

#702

Whiskeyneat

functional alcoholic extraordinaire

Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 3,394

Quote:

Originally Posted by Natamus

Solid LDO advice,

Don’t let her believe a baby will fix this marriage

hard pass

07-12-2018 , 04:47 AM

#703

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

alive

07-12-2018 , 05:11 AM

#704

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,976

Congrats to the FranFran.

So many sad English ex-pats here yesterday.

07-12-2018 , 05:19 AM

#705

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 16,388

Fran you’re going to the final!

Croatia will always have my respect but it may have my respect and my pride if they can Best this lazy team of big clubers

07-12-2018 , 05:55 AM

#706

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

dont worry octopus, we will beat them

07-12-2018 , 05:56 AM

#707

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

i think this is not even hangover, i woke up drunk as ****

i will now eat something and straight to beach for the rest of day.

#hardlife

07-12-2018 , 06:30 AM

#708

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

people are ****ing hangovering all aroun, noone slept last nightt, I was out buying chickens, little animals we will eat today, the woman selling them was still drunk, franko told her to step back. Im not going to drink old womans juices.

07-12-2018 , 06:36 AM

#709

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,976

Quote:

Originally Posted by FranFran

Im not going to drink old womans juices.

I'll take "Things Sammy said on his wedding night" for $500 thanks.

07-12-2018 , 06:36 AM

#710

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,173

Quote:

Originally Posted by FranFran

mrmmmmmkkkkkkk we will kill them, and we gave you little engledians for a medal

good friends

07-12-2018 , 06:43 AM

#711

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

thanks.

yw?

07-12-2018 , 07:06 AM

#712

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,807

Quote:

Originally Posted by Whiskeyneat

KingThot: i didnt know fish could get cancer then give it to me
whiskeyneat: now you know
whiskeyneat: and i'm a clearly a unicorn
KingThot: no ur a ******
KingThot: a human ***** ******
whiskeyneat: ooh goodness you're edgy
whiskeyneat: you seem like a real joy to be around
KingThot: i mean
whiskeyneat: =)
KingThot: i talking qbout money right
Mystery Woods: he seems like a fish out of water
KingThot: and how ***** god awful
whiskeyneat: if i paypal you your $5 rebuy will it make you feel better?
whiskeyneat: or do you need to rinse the sand out of your vagina first
whiskeyneat: cause something is clearly agitating you
KingThot: you playing like a ***** moron?
whiskeyneat: when it pisses off people like you lol
whiskeyneat: absolutely
whiskeyneat: =)))))))))))))
Mystery Woods: ...

07-12-2018 , 07:07 AM

#713

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,807

Quote:

Originally Posted by FranFran

i think this is not even hangover, i woke up drunk as ****

i will now eat something and straight to beach for the rest of day.

#hardlife

burger

07-12-2018 , 07:08 AM

#714

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,976

wat?

07-12-2018 , 07:08 AM

#715

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,807

Wow that last hand of WSOP pre final table today AA v KK v KK. What a sick life

07-12-2018 , 07:09 AM

#716

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,807

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

wat?

It's one of Franko's expressions that he uses. If you read his blog you will see he has other Frankoisms such as "turtle"

07-12-2018 , 07:21 AM

#717

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

i will make bookies cry, im not weak bettor like sammuelsen

07-12-2018 , 07:22 AM

#718

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,976

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colin_Piddle

It's one of Franko's expressions that he uses. If you read his blog you will see he has other Frankoisms such as "turtle"

I was watting FranFran's post.

But you ninjaed before I hit submit.

07-12-2018 , 07:24 AM

#719

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

shut your ninja

07-12-2018 , 07:38 AM

#720

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,976

Quote:

Originally Posted by FranFran

i will make bookies cry, im not weak bettor like sammuelsen

ffs FranFran charge your phone!

07-12-2018 , 08:00 AM

#721

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,976

Shannen Doherty

07-12-2018 , 08:26 AM

#722

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

ffs FranFran charge your phone!

07-12-2018 , 09:09 AM

#723

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 16,388

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

Shannen Doherty

About 8 years ago I’m smoking weed after work and watching cartoons at 1 am when a commercial for the fraudulent “Education Connection” comes on featuring Shannon. The 30-45 second spot felt like the longest 3.5 minutes and I honestly felt bad for her the whole time.

But somewhere in the middle of it she was wearing booty shorts and a tank top and I wanted to smash.... it was a confusing 3.5 minutes of emotions