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01-25-2017 , 04:42 AM

Rich Checkmaker

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$.50/1 online ignition 9handed.

Hero ($120.43) Td9c UTG +1

utg limps, Hero raises to $5, utg+4 calls, utg+5 calls, big blind calls, utg calls.

Flop (~$25) Ks3c6d

utg checks, I bet $15, utg+4 calls, utg+5 calls, big blind calls, utg folds.

Turn (~$82) 8d

check,check,check,check

River (~$82) 7c BINGO!!!!!

bb bets $42, I jam $100, utg+4 folds, utg+5 calls all-in($86), big blind calls $38 more all-in.

utg+5 has 54hh
big blind has 54ss

LOL

damn im good at the poker!!!!

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01-25-2017 , 04:45 AM

Rich Checkmaker

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ii cant stop laughing

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01-25-2017 , 12:13 PM

AlwaysFolding

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This was posted in his own personal thread, double posting is verboten right?

Lock even though I like Crisp Ricebaker

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01-25-2017 , 02:24 PM

Briro2017

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Ban

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01-27-2017 , 11:00 PM

Coolstorybro.

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What did UTG+14 do?

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01-28-2017 , 01:00 AM

Brokenstars

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fold pre

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01-28-2017 , 04:36 AM

Synchronic

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Once me with 4-5 raising pre, flop coming 2-K-Q rainow, I fire, one caller, turn 6, I fire second big bullet, one call, river comes 3.

She checks I shove. She calls kind of slowly. She had the same hand, 4-5 nuts. I say, I say ... she had the same hand, 4-5 nuts. What were the odds in my head that I was sweeping that pot? Approaching the singularity.

Oh well, I never forgot it. Tampa Hard Rock, table 1.

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01-28-2017 , 05:58 AM

meekrab

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ii cant stop laughing either

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01-28-2017 , 08:31 AM

jcorb

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when I'm in hell the only thing to read will be hand history from low limit online poker

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01-28-2017 , 08:27 PM

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loololollo

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I think I now know what depression feels like

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01-29-2017 , 01:39 PM

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ZeckoRiver

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Originally Posted by Briro2017

Ban

[x]

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02-07-2017 , 06:47 PM

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Kelvis

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Your father should have used a condom.

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02-07-2017 , 07:05 PM

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Rich Checkmaker

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Originally Posted by Kelvis

Your father should have used a condom.

loser

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02-07-2017 , 07:30 PM

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Kelvis

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I know right when you buy them in bulk they cost nearly nothing although it is more likely it was a one time mistake.

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02-08-2017 , 12:03 AM

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Spades47

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Originally Posted by jcorb

when I'm in hell the only thing to read will be hand history from low limit online poker

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02-08-2017 , 06:22 AM

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vrael111

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Originally Posted by jcorb

when I'm in hell the only thing to read will be hand history from microstakes FLHE full ring

FYP

Spoiler:

imagine that

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02-08-2017 , 10:08 AM

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wowsooooted

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seen this hand before..

[ ] Insane Hand
[ ] Good at Poker
[x] Fish got lucky

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02-09-2017 , 02:40 PM

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GrinderMD

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Nits

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02-10-2017 , 02:50 PM

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goat lover

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I THOUGHT IT SAID INSANE HAND JOB..... SIGH

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02-10-2017 , 02:54 PM

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El_Padroni

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Originally Posted by wowsooooted

seen this hand before..

[ ] Insane Hand
[ ] Good at Poker
[x] Fish got lucky

Checks out...

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02-13-2017 , 05:28 PM

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pterrydactyl

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How much did you win

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02-13-2017 , 06:57 PM

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Rich Checkmaker

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Originally Posted by vrael111

FYP

Spoiler:

imagine that

that would be awful

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Originally Posted by wowsooooted

seen this hand before..

[ ] Insane Hand
[ ] Good at Poker
[x] Fish got lucky

[x]good player makes a a fishy play and gets lucky

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Originally Posted by GrinderMD

Nits

confirmed nits

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Originally Posted by goat lover

I THOUGHT IT SAID INSANE HAND JOB..... SIGH

im not such a views whore that i would post non poker related material in BBV. like the OP of "the story of the home game tl;dr" who likes to casually threaten to murder people. i mean there is a BBV4Life subforum so i figure handjobs go there. here is a post where i talk about getting my dick wet.....

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/62...k-wet-1646110/

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Originally Posted by pterrydactyl

How much did you win

4 callers preflop x $5. 3 callers on the flop x $15. $86 and $80 on the money card river. +$0.50 sb -$3 rake. $228.50 total profit on the hand =D

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