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***I'm too young to... Also daily list of things that are Morphs fault. August LC/NC NSFW*** ***I'm too young to... Also daily list of things that are Morphs fault. August LC/NC NSFW***

08-01-2018 , 11:29 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sheep86
Sheep forgives Mr. Gypsie and hopes that the surgery on Mrs. Gypsie Mom will go well.
Ask him some questions Mr Sheep
08-01-2018 , 11:48 PM
Been a while since I have ****posted…. you are welcome.

https://www.boomplayer.com/28368991_6896676AC2
08-02-2018 , 02:16 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Colin_Piddle
Ask him some questions Mr Sheep


Right now.

....or innocent lambs will die in glory
08-02-2018 , 03:00 AM
08-02-2018 , 05:02 AM
Questions for Mr. Gypsie:

1. In which part of the Netherlands do your family members live?
2. Have you petted any Dutch sheep while you were there?
3. Who is your favorite Spice Girl?
4. Beatles or Stones?
5. Tits or ass?
08-02-2018 , 05:29 AM
Lambs are released,

Frank is having chicken for lunch.
08-02-2018 , 06:06 AM
Strange timezone you live in Franko
08-02-2018 , 06:06 AM
Colin has a 2 day hearing next week. Colin is hoping it settles before then. Damn clients are not playing ball.
08-02-2018 , 06:43 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Majik19
Been a while since I have ****posted…. you are welcome.

https://www.boomplayer.com/28368991_6896676AC2
Thanks Morph!
08-02-2018 , 08:45 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by FWWM
Thanks Morph!
Oh, this was my 7kth poast. Thanks Morph!
08-02-2018 , 09:00 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sheep86
Questions for Mr. Gypsie:

1. In which part of the Netherlands do your family members live?
Most of them live in Almere
2. Have you petted any Dutch sheep while you were there?
Actually, yes, yes I did. Dutch sheep are superior sheep!!!
3. Who is your favorite Spice Girl?
Old spice
4. Beatles or Stones?
Beatles
5. Tits or ass?
Funny, the wife asked me this very same question last night. Breasts
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08-02-2018 , 09:02 AM
Grats on the .5K posts, Gypsie! I will ask a question.

Origin of the Gypsie screenname?
08-02-2018 , 09:03 AM
Gypsie what are your biggest wins and losses in the pokerz?
What was ur best orgasm using females?
What was ur best orgasm without using females?
What in the old testimony was Morphs fault?
What/Who do you like exactly in vocal trance?
Which well-known celebrity is most likely to be an Alien?
What is the next inhabited planet?
Would you marry a Gypsie?
08-02-2018 , 09:27 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by suitedjustice
Grats on the .5K posts, Gypsie! I will ask a question.

Origin of the Gypsie screenname?
I was honestly wondering when this question was going to be asked. Now that I am at the office I can type WAY faster...so here goes.

Back in the stone ages, AKA the moneymaker era, me and my roommate at the time were playing cards with some friends of ours. Most of those games were crazy gambling card games like screw your neighbor, 3 card poker, 1 card poker etc. Then the boom happened, and all of our degeneracy started to focus on hold 'em.

Every weekend we would get together and play hold 'em. Sometimes 1 table tournaments sometimes just crazy cash games. Then, we wanted bigger so we devised a plan. We would have 10 months of tournaments. What we would do would take 10% out of the prize pool every month and put it aside. Then, every tournament winner would be invited back in November to play a single table "Table of Champions" to decide the best of the best and we would divvy up the prize pool that we took out to pay the whole table with the winner getting a trophy and a nice payout. Everyone else that played and didn't win would also be invited back because we had a huge BBQ and cash games going.

Now, we didn't NEED a name for the tournament but it just sounded like a good idea at the time so one of the "founders" came up with an idea. Lets use all the founders initials. So, the J.P.C.S. tournament was born. And, because these games were being run out of my house I was stuck with the nickname Gypsie because the games were at Gypsies house. (J.P.C.S.)
08-02-2018 , 09:38 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by FWWM
Gypsie what are your biggest wins and losses in the pokerz?
Biggest win: I was in Reno in 2007 on a guys snowboarding trip and we were there during the WPT event. We even stayed at the Hilton where it was going on. I won a $120 tournament at the Peppermill, took those winnings bought into the Satty for the main event for the WPT won it and played the Main.
Biggest loss: I played in the Main Event at the 2007 WPT and lost to a set over a set. in the second level of play.

What was ur best orgasm using females?
I was 18 and I was with my GF at the time. Her parents were at the Astros game so we banged on the couch. I ended up nutting over her head AND over the couch.
What was ur best orgasm without using females?
I was hammered at a Mardi gras event and went back to the room and fired one out.
What in the old testimony was Morphs fault?
Platapus'
What/Who do you like exactly in vocal trance?
Armin Van buuren, Above and beyond, Aly & Fila, Markus Shultz and for my more Baleric feel Roger Shah
Which well-known celebrity is most likely to be an Alien?
Tom Cruise, that ****er just runs everywhere for no real reason. Well, that, and Scientology.
What is the next inhabited planet?
Mars, easy
Would you marry a Gypsie?
Don't need to, I married a woman who RAISED a Gypsy
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08-02-2018 , 10:01 AM
**** you ofursday
08-02-2018 , 10:14 AM
I'm so tired,, allergic reaction to work. I'll sleep now and may never wake up anymore. And even if I do I'll thank Morph
08-02-2018 , 10:50 AM
Im confused, why would you talk to her?
08-02-2018 , 01:46 PM
08-02-2018 , 01:48 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Colin_Piddle
Colin has a 2 day hearing next week. Colin is hoping it settles before then. Damn clients are not playing ball.
...is your client Kim Dotcom?
08-02-2018 , 01:50 PM
08-02-2018 , 10:24 PM
I dunno what they call with anymore. There is just no logic. This guy was 3-betting every time I opened. There is just no logical way for him to have TT or JT and pay it off. If he had a small PP, he should have c-bet flop an I would jam, then he could fold. My bet is he had AK. Tell me to EAD, if sharing the odd lolpokerz is not allowed itt.

https://play.globalpoker.com/poker-c...4b056d096cd092
08-02-2018 , 11:24 PM
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08-02-2018 , 11:35 PM
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08-03-2018 , 12:31 AM
Not sure about that

      
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