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Old 08-19-2018, 01:02 PM   #626
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Old 08-19-2018, 01:11 PM   #627
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Sammy likes Morph's meme.

5 goals in 38 mins. Sammy made that money.
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Old 08-19-2018, 03:43 PM   #628
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In real countries football is about going to the game and pissing all over the place.
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Old 08-19-2018, 04:18 PM   #629
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F U MONDAY

Also isn't real football about going to the game and pounding back some dogs (hotdogs that is)
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Old 08-19-2018, 05:07 PM   #630
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sunday, baseball, beer

life is wonderful
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Old 08-19-2018, 06:05 PM   #631
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Nothing is happening at work. Not one phone call so far. Such is life
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Old 08-19-2018, 09:33 PM   #632
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Old 08-19-2018, 10:38 PM   #633
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So LA then. All right.

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Old 08-19-2018, 10:52 PM   #634
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Dear BBV;

Today is blessed and consecutive Sheepday #72. AlwaysFolding is sick though, but not the good kind of sick like Mr. Sheep, who is siiiiiiiiiiiick. That being said, happy Sheepday and enjoy this cute lamb:

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Old 08-19-2018, 11:00 PM   #635
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Sorry to hear that Mr Folding. Get better soon son and nice pic of cute lamb
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Old 08-20-2018, 12:43 AM   #636
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Feel better AF, I tried to make up for you bring ill by doing a Dwight Shrute speech
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Old 08-20-2018, 02:42 AM   #637
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i got baptized today gents.
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Old 08-20-2018, 02:59 AM   #638
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as what?
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Old 08-20-2018, 03:02 AM   #639
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i got baptized today gents.


I gave the Mrs. some anal

I win.
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Old 08-20-2018, 06:25 AM   #640
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FU Morphday
RIP Old Man Sammy
Thanks Obama
Did you pay your taxes on that Horus?
I got my tax assessment a few days ago too. RIP all that money. Still didnt get my German tax assessment, they are prolly waiting for my return so they can throw me in jail. Thanks Morph
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Old 08-20-2018, 07:22 AM   #641
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as what?
As a Christian!

Thanks morph!

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I gave the Mrs.
some anal

I win.
I dont have the patience for anal

And if im too rough the misses hisses!

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FU Morphday
RIP Old Man Sammy
Thanks Obama
Did you pay your taxes on that Horus?
I got my tax assessment a few days ago too. RIP all that money. Still didnt get my German tax assessment, they are prolly waiting for my return so they can throw me in jail. Thanks Morph
I pay taxes on that every Sunday

RIP all that money! If you get jailed i will hold a BBV rally and we will get you bonded

Thanks obama
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Old 08-20-2018, 07:28 AM   #642
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Hours,

It’s a novelty that carries more well novelty than actual preferred methodology, yet the occasional go reminds me Somewhere deep down I’m a little bit of a ****ing savage mammal
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Old 08-20-2018, 08:46 AM   #643
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i got baptized today gents.


Congratulations. Got to be square with the Big Tax Man.
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Old 08-20-2018, 09:05 AM   #644
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**** you monday
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Old 08-20-2018, 09:17 AM   #645
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As a Christian!

Thanks morph!
Do you know that Christians pay more taxes in Germany? A Church tax is automatically deduced together with the income tax!

That would have been an extra-incentive for you to get baptized, right?
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Old 08-20-2018, 10:22 AM   #646
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Morph is a secret AfD member, no religions other than Christianity exist for him
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Old 08-20-2018, 10:23 AM   #647
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I gave the Mrs. some anal

I win.
You GAVE anal?

Did Sammy teach you about pegging?
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Old 08-20-2018, 10:48 AM   #648
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You GAVE anal?



Did Sammy teach you about pegging?


Wouldn’t that be receiving anal? Idk I’m confused, that’s what I get for trying to post something new.
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Old 08-20-2018, 10:53 AM   #649
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Oh wait I get it. You’re using the gay definition of “gave” not the straight version.

Fid, you tipped your hand there. When did it happen to you, at summer camp?
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Old 08-20-2018, 11:12 AM   #650
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Hours,

It’s a novelty that carries more well novelty than actual preferred methodology, yet the occasional go reminds me Somewhere deep down I’m a little bit of a ****ing savage mammal
you savage you

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Congratulations. Got to be square with the Big Tax Man.
thats right! those late payment penalties are harsh

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**** you monday
**** you monday x2

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Do you know that Christians pay more taxes in Germany? A Church tax is automatically deduced together with the income tax!

That would have been an extra-incentive for you to get baptized, right?
If i knew this beforehand rather than walking in i would have jumped in

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Thanks Obama
Thanks Morph
Thanks Jesus
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