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08-13-2018 , 05:10 AM

#351

Sheep86

***I'm too young to... Also daily list of things that are Morphs fault. August LC/NC NSFW***

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 6,626

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colin_Piddle

Combining Listing with Sexing

This would be a fitting undertittie for Mr. Folding.

08-13-2018 , 08:54 AM

#352

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

Thanks Morph

08-13-2018 , 10:14 AM

#353

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,588

**** you monday

08-13-2018 , 10:27 AM

#354

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,502

Yeah. FU Morphday

08-13-2018 , 11:22 AM

#355

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Ffs, we don't need more Germans.

https://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/2...users-1720044/

08-13-2018 , 11:36 AM

#356

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,502

Calm down and participe with him. Sammy and Smomy, you are brothers

08-13-2018 , 11:43 AM

#357

robert_utk

Not From the UK

Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 4,822

This is why BBV should be the top link in the menu instead of NVG.

08-13-2018 , 03:13 PM

#358

Whiskeyneat

functional alcoholic extraordinaire

Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 3,394

Hello my friends and users

08-13-2018 , 04:20 PM

#359

Sheep86

***I'm too young to... Also daily list of things that are Morphs fault. August LC/NC NSFW***

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 6,626

Hello Mr. Whiskey, winner of countless online tournaments, renowned scotch and rita consumer and owner of one of the most beautiful avatars ever! Have you, Mrs. Whiskey and the dog found yourselves a nice place in El Paso?

08-13-2018 , 04:38 PM

#360

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,807

Mr mmmkkkkay has been robbing us of our pokerstars monies:

Stars got DDoSS attacked yesterday. Then this happened:

"The PokerStars client had suffered much wider problems well before the tournament was canceled but played on for a bit before the cancel tournament button was pushed. During that time, solely players from Bulgaria, Belgium, the Czech Republic, and Romania were able to play. So when the payouts were distributed in the canceled tournament, players from those four countries got the biggest sum. They were able to sit in and got rewarded the blinds and antes automatically as the rest could not connect."

Thread:https://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/2...perly-1719977/

08-13-2018 , 05:02 PM

#361

suitedjustice

Advantage: Slots

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,143

Check your privilege, Beneluxians. BTW I got to meet a Luxembourgian the other day.
I asked him if he knew the Archduke and he was happy that an American knew that they were a Grand Duchy. Also, yes, I get the impression that everyone there has met the Archduke.

08-13-2018 , 06:10 PM

#362

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,176

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colin_Piddle

Mr mmmkkkkay has been robbing us of our pokerstars monies:

Stars got DDoSS attacked yesterday. Then this happened:

"The PokerStars client had suffered much wider problems well before the tournament was canceled but played on for a bit before the cancel tournament button was pushed. During that time, solely players from Bulgaria, Belgium, the Czech Republic, and Romania were able to play. So when the payouts were distributed in the canceled tournament, players from those four countries got the biggest sum. They were able to sit in and got rewarded the blinds and antes automatically as the rest could not connect."

Thread:https://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/2...perly-1719977/

My client would like to say that he doesn't want to comment at this time

08-13-2018 , 06:17 PM

#363

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,271

Mr.mmmKay - a scammer and a theif?

08-13-2018 , 06:22 PM

#364

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,176

My client would like to say that all unsubstantiated rumours have no substance

08-13-2018 , 06:24 PM

#365

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,502

Maybe we should make a thanks mmmkay month. Trying to fix my sleep schedule in case anyone is wondering. Also not gonna make the same mistake as last year and already planning for Xmas/new years vacation/travels. Current plan: 2 days Berlin, 5 days Bavaria, 8 days Vegas. Vegas misses me. Once round the globe. Carbon footprint LOL. Any strat advice from BBV?

08-13-2018 , 07:51 PM

#366

Whiskeyneat

functional alcoholic extraordinaire

Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 3,394

Quote:

Originally Posted by FWWM

Maybe we should make a thanks mmmkay month. Trying to fix my sleep schedule in case anyone is wondering. Also not gonna make the same mistake as last year and already planning for Xmas/new years vacation/travels. Current plan: 2 days Berlin, 5 days Bavaria, 8 days Vegas. Vegas misses me. Once round the globe. Carbon footprint LOL. Any strat advice from BBV?

Tell Vegas I say hai

08-13-2018 , 07:55 PM

#367

Whiskeyneat

functional alcoholic extraordinaire

Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 3,394

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sheep86

Hello Mr. Whiskey, winner of countless online tournaments, renowned scotch and rita consumer and owner of one of the most beautiful avatars ever! Have you, Mrs. Whiskey and the dog found yourselves a nice place in El Paso?

I’m pretty sure I can count my wins on my fingers and toes but tyty. It’s actually just been me in El Paso thus far, my wife and canine are still in Houston. But the plan is for them to move out next weekend. Staying with family for the meantime, but my wife is probably going to take 3-4 weeks off once she gets here before she starts working just to mentally reset and chill so she’ll be tasked with finding a new place while I’m making the monies

08-13-2018 , 09:07 PM

#368

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,588

Quote:

Originally Posted by FWWM

Maybe we should make a thanks mmmkay month. Trying to fix my sleep schedule in case anyone is wondering. Also not gonna make the same mistake as last year and already planning for Xmas/new years vacation/travels. Current plan: 2 days Berlin, 5 days Bavaria, 8 days Vegas. Vegas misses me. Once round the globe. Carbon footprint LOL. Any strat advice from BBV?

hookers and blow ldo

08-13-2018 , 09:09 PM

#369

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,588

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

1. **** you almost monday
2. Back to school in exactly 15 days, but from Monday it will be 14 days
3. So a fortnight before we are skull****ed by pharmacology again
4. Oh **** I have pharmacology again
5. SUDDEN REALIZATION IS SUDDEN
6. Or realisation if you're british
7. I love you BBV
8. Hi GYPSIE
9. Sheepday is glorious
10. Thanks morph
11. Sammy is back from the dead but more like the cat that fid found under his car

12. ripkitty
13. I love you and I never met you
14. The world is cruel

i have many questions to ask about your irl but first i must ask. Did i lose my place?

it is good to have the list back and it makes my mornings whole again but

08-13-2018 , 09:10 PM

#370

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,588

hows the lbfm treating you WN?

I have been searchinig for a razzberita for a few months and they may have discontinued them.

****erz

08-13-2018 , 09:11 PM

#371

suitedjustice

Advantage: Slots

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,143

Quote:

Originally Posted by FWWM

Maybe we should make a thanks mmmkay month. Trying to fix my sleep schedule in case anyone is wondering. Also not gonna make the same mistake as last year and already planning for Xmas/new years vacation/travels. Current plan: 2 days Berlin, 5 days Bavaria, 8 days Vegas. Vegas misses me. Once round the globe. Carbon footprint LOL. Any strat advice from BBV?

Start looking into where we're going to drink.

08-13-2018 , 09:16 PM

#372

Whiskeyneat

functional alcoholic extraordinaire

Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 3,394

Quote:

Originally Posted by thabighurt35

hows the lbfm treating you WN?

I have been searchinig for a razzberita for a few months and they may have discontinued them.

****erz

Less crazy. And I only expect it to decline even more when she moves out here cause it’s actually a pretty chill little town.

I still to this day have never found a Razzberita. It’s really kind of sad. However, I’ve discovered blackberry twisted tea here that they didn’t have in Houston and it’s easily the best

08-13-2018 , 09:18 PM

#373

Whiskeyneat

functional alcoholic extraordinaire

Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 3,394

Quote:

Originally Posted by suitedjustice

Start looking into where we're going to drink.

Mandarin
Wayfarer
The Taco Bell cantina place on the strip
Sparrow and Wolf is also supposedly amazing, according to all my friends out there who have checked it out

08-13-2018 , 10:04 PM

#374

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,588

Quote:

Originally Posted by Whiskeyneat

Less crazy. And I only expect it to decline even more when she moves out here cause it’s actually a pretty chill little town.

I still to this day have never found a Razzberita. It’s really kind of sad. However, I’ve discovered blackberry twisted tea here that they didn’t have in Houston and it’s easily the best

good to hear about the wifey.

I will now investigate this btt

08-13-2018 , 10:27 PM

#375

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,807

Hai all

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