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07-31-2018 , 09:19 PM

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,502

Thanks Morph!

Last month's

07-31-2018 , 09:20 PM

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,588

it is not august yet

07-31-2018 , 09:31 PM

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,807

"I"m too young to die"- Memories from playing DOOM in the mid 1990s. I believe that was the easiest difficulty level setting.

07-31-2018 , 09:34 PM

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,807

Google tells me its August:

1:33 PM
Wednesday, 1 August 2018 (NZST)
Time in Wellington

07-31-2018 , 09:39 PM

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,502

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colin_Piddle

"I"m too young to die"- Memories from playing DOOM in the mid 1990s. I believe that was the easiest difficulty level setting.

Finally some 90s stuff I can relate to! I played almost all the Dooms and also beat all of them. Some only on the pussy difficulty mentioned above though

07-31-2018 , 10:14 PM

H0RUS

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 6,192

in

i hope everyone has a good august and makes good monies

08-01-2018 , 12:57 AM

Gypsie

HAI!

Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 728

First off HAI ERRYONE!!

To celebrate my 500th post in 13 years I figured I'd go ahead and limit the AMA to the fine folks in here. Some have stated that an AMA at 500 seems a little early but I figure that it took me 13 years to get here and there may be another 13 to get to 1000 so F it.

Oddly enough I'm starting this whilst sitting in a hospital room with my mother who is in need of surgery. What a way to start August!!

Ask away you degenerates.

08-01-2018 , 02:37 AM

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,807

1. Favourite female celebrity?
2. Do you have any current pets?
3. How did you get into poker and twoplustwo?
4. What countries have you visited outside of america? Which was your favourite?
5. Describe your favourite sort of music?
6. What is your favourite sport?
7. Favourite BBV poster and least favourite BBV poster?
8. Whatever happened to the BBV photoshopped Diet Ketchup?
9. Would you rather spend a year living with Sammy or a year living or a desert island with only basic food, water and shelter?
10. Which part of america are you from?

08-01-2018 , 04:07 AM

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,984

Quote:

Originally Posted by FWWM

Thanks Morph!

Last month's

You forgot to lock the other thread.

08-01-2018 , 04:34 AM

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FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

@ gypsie

1. Are you from romania?
2. Do you have penis?
3. A lot of gypsie women coursed me in my life, when should I expect a stray bullet out of nowhere?

08-01-2018 , 05:57 AM

#11

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,807

1.Describe your experiences taking hard drugs or weed
2. Would you ever do porn for $1 million dollars?
3. Blondes or Brunettes?
4. What do you think of the poster "FranFran"?
5. Most stupidest thing you have done when drunk?
6. Have you ever completely done something cringeworthy with a chick? Describe what happened?
7. Would you go for a beer with me if you visit New Zealand?
8. What should the world be doing to prevent climate change?
9. Would you rather be super strong or super rich and why?
10. Have you ever been ripped off or taken advantage of by someone? describe this experience

08-01-2018 , 05:58 AM

#12

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,984

I wanted hot girls, but the public has spoken.

This month will be "pig" month. Including the guinea pig variety

08-01-2018 , 06:30 AM

#13

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,807

who is this "public" you speak of?

08-01-2018 , 07:13 AM

#14

suitedjustice

Advantage: Slots

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,143

08-01-2018 , 07:41 AM

#15

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,271

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

This month will be "pig" month. Including the guinea pig variety

Oh I approve so very, very much!

08-01-2018 , 08:09 AM

#16

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,984

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

Oh I approve so very, very much!

there will be no pig eating gifs though!

08-01-2018 , 09:51 AM

#17

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,588

**** you wednesday

08-01-2018 , 09:52 AM

#18

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,588

ill carve that little ****er up and put it in the fire fiddle

08-01-2018 , 10:18 AM

#19

HandsomeMan

self-banned

Join Date: Feb 2015 Posts: 1,359

08-01-2018 , 10:25 AM

#20

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,984

No wonder everyone hates the Denmarkians.

08-01-2018 , 10:47 AM

#21

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,271

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

there will be no pig eating gifs though!

No worries, there will be plenty of vids on that topic!

08-01-2018 , 11:11 AM

#22

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

there will be no pig eating gifs though!

08-01-2018 , 11:12 AM

#23

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

No wonder everyone hates the Denmarkians.

Ho ho ho hi

08-01-2018 , 11:16 AM

#24

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,502

Quote:

Originally Posted by HandsomeMan

If you read the article further you'll see that all of this was done by the British. Danish obv too weak and girly to hurt anyone as always lol

08-01-2018 , 11:22 AM

#25

Gypsie

HAI!

Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 728

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colin_Piddle

1. Favourite female celebrity?
Kate beckinsale
2. Do you have any current pets?
2 dogs a lab mix and a boxer mix
3. How did you get into poker and twoplustwo?
I jumped on the proverbial bandwagon right the m.k moneymaker era. We were playing mostly home games of random cards until then. Joined 2+2 after some friends were talking about strategy and said they knew of a forum where it was readily available
4. What countries have you visited outside of america?
Scotland, England, Germany, France, Czech republic, holland , St Lucia, cozemel, Belize and Canada eh?
Which was your favourite? I'm a little biased because I have family there but holland for sure.
5. Describe your favourite sort of music?
Top is vocal trance followed by jazz and rock.
6. What is your favourite sport?
Basketball
7. Favourite BBV poster and least favourite BBV poster?
Mr folding is definately up there but for shear content I have to say screaming asian. Least favorite is a guy that used to play cards with us a long time ago and Is 100% a pathalogical liar. Clivestraddle. He frequents threads in the home game sub and is basically a huge douche. Online and IRL
8. Whatever happened to the BBV photoshopped Diet Ketchup?
I haven't a clue
9. Would you rather spend a year living with Sammy or a year living or a desert island with only basic food, water and shelter?
I'll take the castaway scenario over anything sammy.
10. Which part of america are you from?
Texas Houston to be more accurate

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