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***I'm too young to... Also daily list of things that are Morphs fault. August LC/NC NSFW*** ***I'm too young to... Also daily list of things that are Morphs fault. August LC/NC NSFW***

08-17-2018 , 09:38 PM
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08-17-2018 , 09:49 PM
^ Fail
08-17-2018 , 10:11 PM
Later today will be grinding some mtts

We will win all the monies
08-17-2018 , 11:54 PM
Take em down, Colin.

I'm doing the late night Strip run tonight.
08-18-2018 , 12:28 AM
Drunk saturday tomorrow which means this lock poker pro will be playing some PLO prob

did you hear I won a $1 plo tourny 5 years ago?

lets goooooo
08-18-2018 , 12:48 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by PokerCrazy94
Drunk saturday tomorrow which means this lock poker pro will be playing some PLO prob

did you hear I won a $1 plo tourny 5 years ago?

lets goooooo


Someone tried to sell me a Lock poker account .10 on the dollar it had like 11k or 12k in the account. Instead I sold him a ounce of weed on the front and made $20 interest off of him

As you can see he wasn’t very good and managing his money
08-18-2018 , 03:39 AM
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08-18-2018 , 05:03 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Colin_Piddle
Later today will be grinding some mtts

We will win all the monies
Did not win any monies

08-18-2018 , 05:21 AM
08-18-2018 , 05:28 AM
08-18-2018 , 05:56 AM
Today I will pay tribute to the magnificent and glorious Sheep86 ***I'm too young to... Also daily list of things that are Morphs fault. August LC/NC NSFW*** with a speech worthy of his greatness:

SHEEP ALONE MOVES THE WHEELS OF HISTORY!

Have you ever asked yourselves in an hour of meditation - which everyone finds during the day - how long have we been striving for greatness? Not only the years we’ve been at war - a war of lamb consumption - but from the moment as a lamb, when we realized that the world could be conquered. It has been a lifetime struggle! A never ending fight! I will say to you and you will understand that it is a privilege to speak for the Sheep. We are sheep!

Degenerates of BBV I ask you once more, rise and be worthy of this historical hour! No revolution is worth anything unless it can defend itself! BAHHH!

Some people will tell you “Sheep” is a bad word. They will conjure up images of mindless humans following various things blindly and overgrown grazers. This is our duty to change their perception. I say Sheep - and Ewes - of the world unite!

We must never acquiesce for it is together... TOGETHER THAT SHEEP SHALL PREVAIL. WE MUST NEVER CEEDE CONTROL OF BBV FOR IT IS TOGETHER THAT WE PREVAIL!!!
08-18-2018 , 06:46 AM
Sometimes Sheep posts good stuff, like big boobies, big tits and...hmm...related posts. But he has to get rid of his inner demons causing nuclear posts like 531
08-18-2018 , 06:50 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Colin_Piddle
Tai Wai is fairly cheap actually, for HK... Try HK Central where you have like 1.5x the prices of Midtown Manhattan. Also the whole tax system in HK is hugely dependent on crazy high property prices, if theyd drop down to reasonable levels, the tax man would go bankrupt prolly
08-18-2018 , 06:58 AM
NSFL



Spoiler:
08-18-2018 , 07:01 AM
08-18-2018 , 07:55 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay
Balingen - FSV Frankfurt, over 2,5
Waldhof Mannheim - Freiburg II, over 2,5
Kickers Offenbach - TSG 1899 Hoffenheim II, over 2,5
SpVgg Greuther Fürth II - Augsburg II, over 2,5
Brabrand - Odder, over 2,5

You can thank Sammy in 2 hours.


Beeer
08-18-2018 , 07:59 AM
Calm down. It's for your own good
08-18-2018 , 08:21 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets
Sheep always speaks the truth. Someone should give Sheep a medal. Sammy will ofc pay for it.

edit: Sammy can do the marathon on his bike in less than an hour. Putin and Johnny Knoxville would not bet against Sammy.


Quote:
Originally Posted by fidstar-poker
As Sammy has the Sammy medal, I assume we can give gold to Sheep.


Quote:
Originally Posted by FWWM
Sheep has a drug problem he doesnt want us to know about. Sometimes he is just in another dimension, talks in the third person and writes incomprehensible nonsense like post #531
You take that back, right meow!

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Originally Posted by suitedjustice
Take em down, Colin.

I'm doing the late night Strip run tonight.
Check-raise those stupid tourists, Mr. Suited!

Quote:
Originally Posted by Colin_Piddle
Did not win any monies



Quote:
Originally Posted by Colin_Piddle
Sheep loves that intro.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Natamus
Today I will pay tribute to the magnificent and glorious Sheep86 ***I'm too young to... Also daily list of things that are Morphs fault. August LC/NC NSFW*** with a speech worthy of his greatness:

SHEEP ALONE MOVES THE WHEELS OF HISTORY!

Have you ever asked yourselves in an hour of meditation - which everyone finds during the day - how long have we been striving for greatness? Not only the years we’ve been at war - a war of lamb consumption - but from the moment as a lamb, when we realized that the world could be conquered. It has been a lifetime struggle! A never ending fight! I will say to you and you will understand that it is a privilege to speak for the Sheep. We are sheep!

Degenerates of BBV I ask you once more, rise and be worthy of this historical hour! No revolution is worth anything unless it can defend itself! BAHHH!

Some people will tell you “Sheep” is a bad word. They will conjure up images of mindless humans following various things blindly and overgrown grazers. This is our duty to change their perception. I say Sheep - and Ewes - of the world unite!

We must never acquiesce for it is together... TOGETHER THAT SHEEP SHALL PREVAIL. WE MUST NEVER CEEDE CONTROL OF BBV FOR IT IS TOGETHER THAT WE PREVAIL!!!
Sheep is touched by this speech. The BBV regs will prevail!

Quote:
Originally Posted by FWWM
Sometimes Sheep posts good stuff, like big boobies, big tits and...hmm...related posts. But he has to get rid of his inner demons causing nuclear posts like 531
Calm down.

Quote:
Originally Posted by FWWM
Calm down. It's for your own good
You don't tell Sammy to calm down, Sammy tells you to calm down, punk!
08-18-2018 , 08:44 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets
Balingen - FSV Frankfurt, over 2,5
Waldhof Mannheim - Freiburg II, over 2,5
Kickers Offenbach - TSG 1899 Hoffenheim II, over 2,5
SpVgg Greuther Fürth II - Augsburg II, over 2,5
Brabrand - Odder, over 2,5

You can thank Sammy in 2 hours.


Beeer


50 mins- almost half thanks sammy
08-18-2018 , 10:15 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets
Balingen - FSV Frankfurt, over 2,5
Waldhof Mannheim - Freiburg II, over 2,5
Kickers Offenbach - TSG 1899 Hoffenheim II, over 2,5
SpVgg Greuther Fürth II - Augsburg II, over 2,5
Brabrand - Odder, over 2,5

You can thank Sammy in 2 hours.


Beeer


08-18-2018 , 11:37 AM
17:30 in Denmark, and it's finally raining. Neighbour and Sammy are drinking in the garden — enjoying the rain. Sammy's wet in his shorts. Neighbour took off all his clothes and was drinking naked in the rain. Neighbour's wife came out and yelled at him: SAMMY'S NEIGHBOUR PUT YOUR DAMN CLOTHES ON, NO ONE WANTS TO SEE THAT. Sammy's neigbour has clothes on now. His clothes is wet. Sammy's clothes is also wet. Neighbour and Sammy are wet together ionm the garden.
08-18-2018 , 11:56 AM
Your neighbour's wife calls her husband "Sammy's neighbour"?
08-18-2018 , 11:57 AM
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Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding
YAS



I was actually referencing the 20/40 The Asian float is a priority but I don't think success is likely; domineering and from NYC.

Thank you for the rungoodwishes and I shall update soon!
sometimes the ones that act all dominant are very submissive in the bedroom.

What does being from N|YC hve to do with it? Errbody love dat outta town ass
08-18-2018 , 12:28 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Morphismus
Your neighbour's wife calls her husband "Sammy's neighbour"?
08-18-2018 , 12:33 PM
Nein

      
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