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12-02-2015 , 06:26 PM

#151

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

12-02-2015 , 06:50 PM

#152

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

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It's Bloody Mary time...

12-02-2015 , 06:52 PM

#153

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

Mrs sending messages time to shut down my phone aaaaaaaa

12-02-2015 , 06:56 PM

#154

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Quote:

Originally Posted by FranFran

Mrs sending messages time to shut down my phone aaaaaaaa

That's weak FranFran. A real man would text her back and tell her to keep her mouth shut when she's texting you.

12-02-2015 , 07:11 PM

#155

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Mary's kicking like a horse.

Danish drummers:

12-02-2015 , 07:34 PM

#156

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

are you engaged yet?

No, not yet. Jewelry man needed 2 weeks to make the ring, and Sammy needs time to figure out how to do it.

12-02-2015 , 07:40 PM

#157

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,279

Plant it in a bottle of beer.

12-02-2015 , 07:46 PM

#158

Sammy2bullets

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Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

Plant it in a bottle of beer.

Then Sammy will most likely drink it by accident. That would be a very expensive beer, and kind of nasty to propose with a ring smelling of poo.

12-02-2015 , 07:55 PM

#159

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Did Morph ever buy a diamond? Before Sammy went to the store, he thought he would buy a blue diamond because that's her favorit colour. Holy crap Sammy was wrong, those things are like stupid expensive and the jewelry store didn't even have one. They would have to go to Antwerp to try and get one, and the price would start at +1mill if you wanted it in the size a wedding ring stone should be. She will have to settle with what Sammy got her.

12-02-2015 , 07:58 PM

#160

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

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12-02-2015 , 08:02 PM

#161

suitedjustice

Advantage: Slots

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,147

New game:

random # between 1 and 350. Got 108. Bumped my favorite thread from that page.

12-02-2015 , 08:07 PM

#162

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Haha, that video was made by a poor guy that never had a perfect woman like Sammy. Sammy has a good salary, but atm she makes even more money than Sammy, so he can't show up with a weak ring. She probably wouldn't care if it was a 1mill ring or a $10 ring from a toy store, but Sammy needs to feel like a man.

12-02-2015 , 08:10 PM

#163

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,279

Quote:

Originally Posted by suitedjustice

New game:

random # between 1 and 350. Got 108. Bumped my favorite thread from that page.

done

12-02-2015 , 08:12 PM

#164

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Quote:

Originally Posted by suitedjustice

New game:

random # between 1 and 350. Got 108. Bumped my favorite thread from that page.

???

12-02-2015 , 08:18 PM

#165

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

Thank **** Mutant Turtle was banned.

Sammy always liked that guy, a shame he had to go.

12-02-2015 , 08:22 PM

#166

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,997

I heard he was an alcoholic.

12-02-2015 , 08:22 PM

#167

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,997

Also pretty sure he slept with your girlfriend.

12-02-2015 , 08:23 PM

#168

Sammy2bullets

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12-02-2015 , 08:27 PM

#169

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,279

Skimmed through the first pages. The content was lower back then! Waaay lower!

12-02-2015 , 08:31 PM

#170

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

Skimmed through the first pages. The content was lower back then! Waaay lower!

Yeah, Sammy wasn't there to bring the quality....

12-02-2015 , 08:34 PM

#171

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,997

squashed photo of turtle was not cool.

12-02-2015 , 08:42 PM

#172

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

squashed photo of turtle was not cool.

Don't think Sammy saw that, or maybe he doesn't remember, lots of beer has been drunk since then.

12-02-2015 , 09:22 PM

#173

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,997

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Don't think Sammy saw that, or maybe he doesn't remember, lots of beer has been drunk since then.

But you have a join date of Join Date: Jan 2015, so you wouldn't know.... hang on... wait a minute...

12-02-2015 , 09:27 PM

#174

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

But you have a join date of Join Date: Jan 2015, so you wouldn't know.... hang on... wait a minute...

Sammy lurked since 2009, or something like that....

12-02-2015 , 09:28 PM

#175

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,598

whats the o/u on murica getting rid of the guns like aussieland did?

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