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12-12-2015 , 05:14 PM
ps **** you manchester u little idiots
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12-12-2015 , 05:30 PM
Hai guys!

After I found out Sammys not so secrets, I was an emotional wreck so I needed a break. This bottle of Akvavit is helping more then I had hoped.

I would like to ask permission to start an AMA here instead of my own thread. It shouldn't be too hard to follow amidst the random usual posts.
12-12-2015 , 05:33 PM
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Originally Posted by xalas
Saints @ Bucs -3.5
Steelers @ Bengals -3.5
Chargers @ Chiefs -10.5
Red skins @ Bears -3.5
Seahawks -11.5 @ Ravens
Place that bet.
12-12-2015 , 05:38 PM
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Originally Posted by SammysGF
Hai guys!

After I found out Sammys not so secrets, I was an emotional wreck so I needed a break. This bottle of Akvavit is helping more then I had hoped.

I would like to ask permission to start an AMA here instead of my own thread. It shouldn't be too hard to follow amidst the random usual posts.
Sorry Mrs Sammy that would have to go in 4L.

We are not all shenanigans here!
12-12-2015 , 05:40 PM
when she says "here", I'm assuming "she" means this thread.
12-12-2015 , 05:44 PM
Oh, of course you can do it in this thread SammysGF. Consider it started!

a/s/l ?
12-12-2015 , 05:45 PM
She sounds sincere enough. Give her a chance.
12-12-2015 , 05:50 PM
Is Sammy's penis small and ugly?
12-12-2015 , 06:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Morphismus
Oh, of course you can do it in this thread SammysGF. Consider it started!

a/s/l ?
28/they are real and spectacular/Staying with my Mother at this time. Her wine and spirits selection is superb when compared to my former abode.



Quote:
Originally Posted by fidstar-poker
Is Sammy's penis small and ugly?
I won't reveal too much here but I will say that it is curved in a way that strongly suggests that he is right handed.
12-12-2015 , 06:19 PM
Which movie made you cry the most?
12-12-2015 , 06:25 PM
Do you want to sleep with Wafflehouse? If no, then which mod do you want to sleep with?
12-12-2015 , 06:45 PM
favorite sorting algorithm?
12-12-2015 , 06:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Sheep86
Which movie made you cry the most?
After some thought I would have to call it a tie between Arthur and Leaving Las Vegas for obvious reasons.
Quote:
Originally Posted by King Fish
Do you want to sleep with Wafflehouse? If no, then which mod do you want to sleep with?
To the best of my understanding Waffle prefers the curvy type. More cushion for the pushin as you North Americans would say. Definitely not you King Fish for your under title alone. I'm on a break from boastful men. I couldn't really say at this time. Is RJ available? I'm so confused.
12-12-2015 , 06:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Morphismus
favorite sorting algorithm?
I did get used to quicksort in the past due to the large amount of liquor store and sports betting receipts.

Did that make sense? The last thing I want is to come out looking like a fraud.
12-12-2015 , 07:16 PM
Seahawks ain't covering that bros
12-12-2015 , 07:27 PM
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Originally Posted by SammysGF
Definitely not you King Fish for your under title alone. I'm on a break from boastful men.
My penis is also a BIG deal. It's how I got my undertitle.
12-12-2015 , 07:46 PM
Gimmick is a+. Owner is not who I expected it to be.
12-12-2015 , 08:08 PM
I have informed Sammy about your guys disrespectful behavior. He was not pleased to say the least.

He told me, that if you do not stop this rubbish right now, he will start an ATF thread about the cyber bullying going on in BBV. Heads will roll. Mods will be punished. Sammy's pride is not to be messed with.

Last edited by HandsomeMan; 12-12-2015 at 08:26 PM.
12-12-2015 , 08:26 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by HandsomeMan
I have informed Sammy about you guys disrespectful behavior. He was not pleased to say the least.

He told me, that if you do not stop this rubbish right now, he will start an ATF thread about the cyber bullying going on in BBV. Heads will roll. Mods will be punished. Sammy's pride is not to be messed with.
Now I know who you are... you're Klaus! Gude wie dann?
12-12-2015 , 08:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Morphismus
Now I know who you are... you're Klaus! Gude wie dann?


12-12-2015 , 08:38 PM
Sammy hat mich gezwungen, aber ich stimme zu. Sammy ist ein sehr toll Mensch.

Hilfe Sie mir, bitte.
12-12-2015 , 08:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Morphismus
favorite sorting algorithm?
I'm not allowed to disclose this sort of information. Sammy tells me what to say, I already crossed him once, and I won't ever do that again. He makes me pay for it in ways I can't even mention without crying.

Last edited by HandsomeMan; 12-12-2015 at 08:48 PM.
12-12-2015 , 08:44 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by HandsomeMan
Sammy hat mich gezwungen, aber ich stimme zu. Sammy ist ein sehr toll Mensch.

Hilfe Sie mir, bitte.
12-12-2015 , 08:52 PM
aber doch....
12-12-2015 , 08:54 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by HandsomeMan
Sammy hat mich gezwungen, aber ich stimme zu. Sammy ist ein sehr toll Mensch.

Hilfe Sie mir, bitte.
If Sammy is such a great man as you claim, ask him if he can explain this?



Do you see that Sammy? I had purchased that for us in an attempt to broaden our sexual horizons after you continuously denied "dining at the Y" for me. Would you care to disclose how many times you have used it for my benefit?

ZERO TIMES SAMMY! I bet it is still resting on your computer tower, beside the Kleenex, for your next pornhub marathon. HOW DARE YOU YOU SELFISH BASTARD!

THIS INFURIATES ME TO NO END! MOTHER?! GET JEEVES TO FETCH ANOTHER BOTTLE, WE ARE GETTING LOADED!

Last edited by SammysGF; 12-12-2015 at 09:00 PM.
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