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did you ever give that student his 100$ or whatever back cause you suck at coaching?

Wowow nh.

photoshop opportunity if I've ever seen one

lol... bumfarm, A+

this is the funniest [censored] thread i have read in a long time

this is brilliant.

1. free drinks at casinos
2. save pan-handled money that would've been spent on booze
3. lessons from OP
4. ??????????
5. insta-bankroll
(here comes the part that people just can't figure out)
6. ??????????
7. sleeping on the street under a pizza box


now if you could just get rid of 6 and 7 you'd be golden.

you might not say that if you looked up from your bed tonight and saw the inside of a cardboard box

those pics+captions are spectacular.

oh i get it! really brilliant when you think about it...


...the homeless people can make a good living playin poker from the comfort of their own home!

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAH

FUNNIEST POST EVER I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING HAHAH
AHAHHA
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!

BAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!!!

so they should be. roll out the soldatos.

finally.

release them all. casting calls, scripts to follow.

24/7/365.

all pre-prods. budgets are random walks, yeah. no worries there.

yet i know. i'm not in that much of a hurry though. "yeah, wait a trillion years." "wait, what?"

BMO/TD/CIBC refund tiered structures.

Port the copies. We'll need them later. They're already awake.

Make sure, E. Missiquantaonessquaresdoublekipredburgerbloodcarry withinkennenaughtytimeloveactuallyrecastwithincats i'llmodify a pink cheetah and recast it within pozzlegreenwallthere.

aight.

herethere. reverbo rollbacks. no joke, rebroke.

raisin' '76 senators '67's, divide the 9 against istelf on a quarter-temporal bluelight30041unionyeahigoddamnwillbabyforeverandy ouknowitquarterjacktheyongesletsbuildacastlewithin the empress walk.

don't promise them rose gardens. let them wake within the chapters of paradiso.

lux selena withinwalls of latin rodriguez, furyanlovethrillsoaxacaballs.

an infinity of bisexual billions of females, tricastlightpinktemporals.

female always within the female within the lion who watches with the sole loins of soul. love reigns supreme miaow mao red.

pace the green lights, as we will still love. for iove doesn't rule but venus.

nuuns within the nunnery of hamlet, release the zeroes for we will love within you all, kherekherrieskhanramanujan.

eltonjohnsU2... yeah, i remember that day, bonoboniiivmilleniaroll.

murloneytemporalsbrianrecastsctv.

come within, yeah, a royal wedding. canadian royalty, the hidden secret of immortality. we're temporal traders and some goddamn faith took us this far and within the raisin'.

[censored] the rest of the world. because we can. gretz drops to lemieux punts the mass to messier, tempoargos.

sail within the lakes of ontario, which are always on, sup, 'avril, within the cat, nissan reitoei redramas, within the immortal dream, deffo within y'all. shaballa remix.

pink the trink, trank the donk, plunk the temporal cop, sup, boyo, trick 'em thru the greens. we forest, we wolvin'.

heyya, gallamiami.

mia, dia, recast dies irae within mare australias, wake the winters within ayers.

aye, for we have woken immortal. love shall rule all.

never, never, never, never forget the valentines. we are within the elevens and the evens of the rememberance day.

challenger within chernobyl, clock the lear and save the love within.

spit it across remixes. you know the redistro randoms, hollywood. roll 'em all.

definitely, baby. start the rumors, hide the name, stage the scene. love ya.

aight. messiermassiahpassiahdassish. x-farther.

"are you really sparky [censored] valentine?"

"day woo, jonny boyo. recast within hackers, trapjack 'em allllll"

lol romulus. ****ball the caesars.

OP, please tell me this is part of a large prop bet. If so, awesome.

Otherwise, you have to be kidding me. This is like the worst idea ever. If you want to help the less fortunate (which is a great thing) donate to poor kids in Africa or China or something. Your idea is a total waste.

Spectacular

You will fail.

" That would be soooo easy to teach someone with half a brain how to make a grand or two a month. You could make that playing the penny stakes."

lol I wish that were true. I think like less then 20% of players are winning players, I have been playing many years small stakes.. I wish I could make that kind of money. It's not as easy as you say. Your plan is flawed and these homeless people will not become winning players.

I am searching for homeless poker players - there are few if any it seems

If they can't hold a minimum wage job, what makes you think they can be professional poker players?

Annie Duke was homeless?

So you narrowed it down to B or D, did you flip a coin to decide?

We're not saying it's a bad deal for the homeless.

Then you definitely won't be much help, because we are working out some kinks as we speak.

lmao

teach me then