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I'm apparently a slowrolling jazzhole... I'm apparently a slowrolling jazzhole...

06-22-2018 , 12:47 PM
So I'm a regular 5-10 NL player in my game. Have been playing in the same game for like 13 years. Know all of the guys in the game and all that, and I know that I'm well-liked.

Yesterday, I got into 2 specific hands where I was told that I was out of line. Here they are and the ensuing action. Since I'm the bad guy here, I'll be the Villain.

Hand #1:

Hero MP1 raises to 50

Fold to Villain BB who calls


Flop comes 2 3 5

Hero bets 70

Villain calls

Turn comes 7

Hero bets 170

Villain raises to 440

Hero calls

River comes J

Villain leads 510

Hero winces and tanks and calls

Immediately after the call, villain asks, "do you have an overpair? Hero says yes...Villain immediately tables 5 7

At this point, half the table is like, "dude, what's with the slowroll???" Apparently, it's bad for for me to ask what the other guy had. I was asking bc I was wondering if he had an overpair, or if he called with A high bc he thought I was on a busted draw or something.

Hero leave the table for a bit bc he's irritated and then comes back and we are still friends, I guess.


2nd hand:

Again, I'm the Villian.

Hero raises UTG+2 to 50

3 callers

Villain calls from BB

Flop comes J 7 2

Villain leads for 180

Hero calls

Everyone else folds

Turn comes 10

Villain checks

Hero bets 340

Villain goes all in for ~1300

Hero calls and asks to run it twice (2 rivers)

First river is 5

Second river is 3

When the first river hit, I say "Oh look, I hit a 5", knowing I have a flush and immediately table Q5

Hero shows K 10 and thinks he scoops.

Dealer is confused and everyone realizes that I scoop.

Hero is livid, makes a scene, and goes off. I let him.

Listen, I get it. Table your hand and move forward, but we don't live in a vacuum. I don't know that I was that much of a jerk in these situations, but you guys can let me know.
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06-22-2018 , 01:02 PM
I don't believe you've played for as long as you say and can't see how annoying both of your actions were.

Your 2 pair is obviously good in the first hand, don't ask him what he has when he calls you. It's on you to either show or muck, just do it quickly as you know you've won.

Stating you hit a 5 on the second hand was also pretty annoying, it's misleading and can cause confusion.

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06-22-2018 , 01:14 PM
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Originally Posted by yoolykemee

So I'm a regular 1-2 NL player in my game. Have been playing in the same game for like 13 days.
My impression.
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06-22-2018 , 01:20 PM
The loser needs to grow thicker skin, but you should just be quiet and table your hand
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06-22-2018 , 01:42 PM
kill him with a pen like joe pesci in “Casino”
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06-22-2018 , 03:21 PM
One thing that’s more annoying than a sore loser is a sh**y winner. There’s absolutely no reason to do that unless you want for other players to dislike you. Some people like to be the villain and that’s OK, but don’t act like you have no idea what you are doing.

FWIW, what kind of game is that where MP acts before BB postflop?
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06-22-2018 , 06:13 PM
Keep making more gimmick accounts mate
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06-22-2018 , 06:15 PM
Actually, I've had an account for over 10 years. Never reclaimed it after the hack, so had to make a new one.

I've emailed the mods about it, but havent heard back.


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Originally Posted by Colin_Piddle
Keep making more gimmick accounts mate

Last edited by yoolykemee; 06-22-2018 at 06:25 PM.
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06-22-2018 , 06:24 PM
You're right about causing confusion on the second hand. Almost no one looked at my tabled hand. I was in the 9 seat and the other guy was in the 3 and didn't really look over the table to see my hand.

For the first hand, I thought it was an innocent question, but it also happened that the 4 seat was the guy that was involved in the second hand, and the 3 seat started to get agitated with me bc of the that first hand.





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Originally Posted by Motierre
I don't believe you've played for as long as you say and can't see how annoying both of your actions were.

Your 2 pair is obviously good in the first hand, don't ask him what he has when he calls you. It's on you to either show or muck, just do it quickly as you know you've won.

Stating you hit a 5 on the second hand was also pretty annoying, it's misleading and can cause confusion.

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Last edited by yoolykemee; 06-22-2018 at 06:38 PM.
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06-22-2018 , 08:04 PM
[x] jazzhole
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06-23-2018 , 03:56 AM
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06-23-2018 , 04:11 AM
You stole my avatar u punk
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06-23-2018 , 08:28 AM
He called you just show your hand
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06-23-2018 , 12:46 PM
you sound like a pretty big douche bag OP.
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06-23-2018 , 04:39 PM
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Originally Posted by Colin_Piddle
You stole my avatar u punk
no u
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06-23-2018 , 06:40 PM
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I was asking bc I was wondering if he had an overpair, or if he called with A high bc he thought I was on a busted draw or something.
That's none of your ****ing business.

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When the first river hit, I say "Oh look, I hit a 5"
hahahahah super funny, especially if you're in a 3k pot that you don't win
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06-23-2018 , 09:55 PM
Should of got your balls out as well and slapped them on the table and said how you like some of my apples
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06-25-2018 , 01:14 AM
"apparently" should be removed from thread title

op who came up with "jazzhole"? you or one of the several people who were rightly pissed off at you?
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06-25-2018 , 07:16 AM
If you table your hand BEFORE asking either question/statement it's not so bad. You may not get an answer to your first question, but you won't be a "jazz hole"
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06-25-2018 , 10:40 AM
Confirmed jazzhole.
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06-29-2018 , 02:24 PM
1. Just table your hand.
2. And/or announce it correctly.
3. And DON'T ask questions or make comments which will lead someone with an inferior hand to think they've won.
Both of your comments were the functional equivalent of saying, "I have nothing........ Oh, wait.....)
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07-04-2018 , 06:23 AM
[ ] OP is genuine
[x] OP acts like a massive douche when cards have to be turned over
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07-04-2018 , 06:24 AM
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Originally Posted by GSV
no u
THIS!
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07-11-2018 , 05:29 PM
Agrees with guy who says the losers need thicker skin. Who cares if they didnt like your joke about making a pair when you already have a flush. You won they didnt. Also, in the first situation who cares if you ask the guy if he has an overpair that you still beat? Only the losers do. Your read was spot on. Screw their loser feelings.
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07-12-2018 , 03:59 PM
[ ] So I'm a regular 5-10 NL player in my game.

[x] So I'm a regular 5c-10c NL player in my game.


[ ] and I know that I'm well-liked.

[x] and I think that I'm well-liked.

Also pokers is not your game you utter jazzhole
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