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08-05-2023 , 06:28 PM

#26

LirvA

banned

Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 43,574

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

I say replace those LEDs with a jetpack and I consider it!

That's what penises are for!

08-05-2023 , 06:28 PM

#27

LirvA

banned

Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 43,574

Breasts, Butts, and Vaginas 4 Life

08-06-2023 , 03:08 PM

#28

suitedjustice

Advantage: Slots

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,175

RIP USA Women's team.

08-06-2023 , 03:08 PM

#29

suitedjustice

Advantage: Slots

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,175

Should've stuck to real football.

08-07-2023 , 08:28 PM

#30

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,825

Australia defeated the Danes. No surprise there. Also partypoker is about to ban all poker players from New Zealand. I hope stars doesn't follow suit. NZ looks set to ban everybody other then our TAB from offering gambling in NZ but hasn't gone through our parliament yet or anything. Party said it's a management decision.

08-08-2023 , 04:11 AM

#31

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 33,047

Not having Sammy after Australia beat Denmania is a bit sad.

Now we are better at soccer than them in both men's and women's.

08-08-2023 , 12:54 PM

#32

suitedjustice

Advantage: Slots

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,175

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colin_Piddle

ACR's not bad, if you can get money on there.

08-09-2023 , 01:29 AM

#33

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,825

Only if they got rid of those ridiculous 5 hr late reg in mtts.

08-09-2023 , 12:22 PM

#34

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,565

08-09-2023 , 01:19 PM

#35

suitedjustice

Advantage: Slots

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,175

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colin_Piddle

Only if they got rid of those ridiculous 5 hr late reg in mtts.

You're not wrong. I just made a Day 2 of something.

Quote:

Originally Posted by FWWM

GYN

08-09-2023 , 02:28 PM

#36

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,565

I blame Morph

08-09-2023 , 04:50 PM

#37

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,565

I had a dream about a random guy somewhere in Germany near railroads who had to blame Morph or all hell would break loose. He blamed Morph but still the situation was very unsatisfactory...

08-09-2023 , 06:32 PM

#38

Sheep86

*** I'll open the August fred cos it's August and I can - August LC/NC NSFW ***

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 6,682

Quote:

Originally Posted by FWWM

I had a dream about a random guy somewhere in Germany near railroads who had to blame Morph or all hell would break loose. He blamed Morph but still the situation was very unsatisfactory...

...for which he blamed Morph?

08-09-2023 , 07:08 PM

#39

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,565

Dunno, I woke up and am still up despite plenty zopiclone. Hope I can sleep soon. You know who is to blame. Mind you, I often have extremely weird dreams, that one hardly qualifies as a side note. Dam morphish govt implants, prolly all directed from his headquarters below the Bad Emser Flusssauna. At least I wasn't shot by the fbi or something so my day could of have been worse I guess...

Last edited by Sheep86; 08-09-2023 at 07:47 PM. Reason: Grammar

08-09-2023 , 07:20 PM

#40

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,565

08-11-2023 , 03:27 AM

#41

suitedjustice

Advantage: Slots

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,175

08-11-2023 , 12:19 PM

#42

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,344

PL CL HL FT 1/7 let's see...

08-11-2023 , 12:41 PM

#43

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,344

was 1/5, then lost quads vs quads, now 3/5

08-11-2023 , 12:47 PM

#44

suitedjustice

Advantage: Slots

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,175

My local cardroom hasn't had quads vs quads for 4 months.

LFG Morph!

08-11-2023 , 12:59 PM

#45

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,344

What's new in Turkish psychedelic folk you wonder?

08-11-2023 , 01:18 PM

#46

Sheep86

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 6,682

No, we wonder what's new at your PL HL FT.

08-11-2023 , 01:25 PM

#47

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,565

RIP Morph. RIP me too, toothache, thanks to Morph. I already took all the painkillers except for the sledgehammer stuff. May progress to that tomorrow if the dentist can't help. The whole world is one giant tooth problem, I suppose...

08-11-2023 , 01:27 PM

#48

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,565

Quote:

Originally Posted by suitedjustice

My local cardroom hasn't had quads vs quads for 4 months.

LFG Morph!

Rigged obv. The staff is conspiring against you. And the Chinese slot ring

08-12-2023 , 04:54 AM

#49

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,825

Come on Australia you can beat those froggies. I heard Mr Bump (pretty sure he was french?) might be the physio in the french woman's team, just a rumour though.