If i can't win with the best cards, how can i win?

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09-28-2009 , 11:03 PM

orcha

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09-28-2009 , 11:08 PM

robreardon6

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1st

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09-28-2009 , 11:10 PM

preflop_stones

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inb4 red line

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09-28-2009 , 11:14 PM

Kahvolt

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In before pic of Bandichime + bobilin naked in the background

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09-28-2009 , 11:16 PM

DRybes

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Serious answer: With the best hand.

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09-28-2009 , 11:17 PM

AFchung

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trial and error

if u dont win with the best cards, play with the worst ones.

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09-28-2009 , 11:27 PM

chillskill

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with the worst of course

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09-28-2009 , 11:32 PM

iJack

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OP is on life tilt after 72o busted his aces.

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09-28-2009 , 11:35 PM

hustl

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The mods of BBV must be the busiest of the whole forum.

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09-28-2009 , 11:41 PM

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Cyluscylus

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i actaully respect this thread

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09-28-2009 , 11:44 PM

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AANOGOOD123

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What are you going all in with Preflop?

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09-28-2009 , 11:49 PM

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PrinceOfPokerstars

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Sounds like you seriously can't win my friend. Just get it over with and end life, loser.

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09-28-2009 , 11:52 PM

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Maso777

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Play Ace/rag on Stars as if its a premium hand. You have better equity vs Kings cause an Ace always comes. Ace/rag > AK cause you are guaranteed to river a 2pair.

Basically play any ace from any position and you will start winning.

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09-28-2009 , 11:52 PM

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_Tiko_

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Play Razz

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09-28-2009 , 11:56 PM

#15

Threads

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Best hand always wins at showdown according to the rules so you must be lying.

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09-28-2009 , 11:59 PM

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vaz1981

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09-29-2009 , 12:05 AM

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nuisance

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[ ] OP is aware you can bluff at the pokerz

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09-29-2009 , 12:27 AM

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JohnyCrash

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The best hand at the begging of the hand may not be the best hand at the end of the hand. Hope that helps.

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09-29-2009 , 01:55 AM

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Online Pokers

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******** ********* ***********************
dUCy

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09-29-2009 , 02:35 AM

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skateb

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I gotz the answer

open up some 1.10$ sng's and every time theres a bet from early position u 3bet shove that sh** until u suckout back on someone, then ur doomswitch is over

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09-29-2009 , 08:07 AM

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Mr. Z-bomb

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I think maybe you need to quit the pokers,
life is to be fun
if the pokers are tilting you that much
time to find another hobby.

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09-29-2009 , 08:16 AM

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Teferi

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Originally Posted by _Tiko_

Play Razz

lol perfect for OP

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09-29-2009 , 08:29 AM

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Bulletproof Monk

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with the worst cards imo

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09-29-2009 , 10:11 AM

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StatusBaller

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play magic the gathering

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09-29-2009 , 12:17 PM

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Vindictus

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You have finally hit rock bottem. Stop playing and take a nice break.

Then when you head is clear, re examine you game, your hands, and start reading poker theory in this forum, and in books, discuss with solid poker players if possible. once you have realized that poker, live or online, is not the problem and that it was your game, then and only then will you be ready to come back....

Or just rebuy again and freak out, rinse and repeat

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