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Old 07-19-2008, 05:10 AM   #126
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Re: If Durrr ever rolls his eyes at me, he wont have eyes anymore

Another thing i noticed, everytime he bets its like an underhanded toss.

This proves him being gay, i never see people put chips in the pot the same way everytime.

Its like hes playin softball, or something.

Man Durrr is weird and i hope he learns to be normal.

****in weirdo man, Durrr come over to my house. I will teach you how to properly put chips in the pot. And maybe if ur lucky i can teach u some new moves cuz ur 45o hand vs Phil Hellmuth was horrible.
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Old 07-19-2008, 05:11 AM   #127
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I mean callin people down with bottom pair tiny kicker is horrid. Man show some respect to PHil its not like hes tryin to bluff u man
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Old 07-19-2008, 06:40 AM   #128
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I mean callin people down with bottom pair tiny kicker is horrid. Man show some respect to PHil its not like hes tryin to bluff u man
I guess its that time of the month

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Old 07-19-2008, 06:56 AM   #129
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I mean callin people down with bottom pair tiny kicker is horrid. Man show some respect to PHil its not like hes tryin to bluff u man
maybe he had a read. Like....durrrr! Phil was on major tilt during that thing...did Mike Baxter slow roll him or something?
We should all show respect to Phil. I mean...when you have the nuts against him you can't call him because that would be disrespectful right? Every time phil goes off on one he needs to be put back into his place, even if the other player 'can't spell poker'.
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Old 07-19-2008, 06:59 AM   #130
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why would anyone ever show hellmuth any respect? he doesnt give any to the players he plays against and peddles ultimate bet.
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Old 07-19-2008, 07:13 AM   #131
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i hope i never make it on tv playing poker, i dont think i could handle all this abuse
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Old 07-19-2008, 07:32 AM   #132
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Re: If Durrr ever rolls his eyes at me, he wont have eyes anymore

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****ing BRAIN DOCTORS ITT imo. Stop diagnosing medical conditions in people you've only seen on TV, for a short time, when you have no qualifications to make such diagnoses.

Also, I don't really see what everyone's talking about WRT Durrr's mannerisms. He seems pretty normal to me, just confident and unwilling to back down when Hellmuth tries to intimidate him.
THIS. Internet stupidity can be so ****ing stupid.
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Old 07-19-2008, 09:01 AM   #133
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Re: If Durrr ever rolls his eyes at me, he wont have eyes anymore

This thread might just be the stupidest ever on 2p2. Probably tied with the "Raptor is gay" one.
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Old 07-19-2008, 09:27 AM   #134
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Re: If Durrr ever rolls his eyes at me, he wont have eyes anymore



durrr?
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Old 07-19-2008, 04:42 PM   #135
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Had to bump thread, just so people realize how smart i am
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Old 07-19-2008, 04:55 PM   #136
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Re: If Durrr ever rolls his eyes at me, he wont have eyes anymore

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Old 07-19-2008, 05:14 PM   #137
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OP, go up against this guy http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xopaCQB4XM0
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Old 07-19-2008, 05:22 PM   #138
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there are alot of us who agree with OP till he starts sucking PH's small willy.
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Old 07-19-2008, 05:48 PM   #139
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Durr sucks the penial.. for sure... dude is as gay as rain.
How is rain gay?
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Old 07-20-2008, 01:09 AM   #140
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Re: If Durrr ever rolls his eyes at me, he wont have eyes anymore

I need someone to spit in my mouth
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Old 07-20-2008, 01:55 AM   #141
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I need someone to spit in my mouth
Im already in line buddy take a damn deli ticket

these chops arnt going to salivate themselves
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Old 07-20-2008, 03:07 AM   #142
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op wins the most likely to have a NO penis award
HMMM !
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Old 07-20-2008, 04:49 AM   #143
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Re: If Durrr ever rolls his eyes at me, he wont have eyes anymore

how much does your life have to suck when you feel the need to make threads calling people you've never met gay. ffs This is a poker forum, why have so many kids seemingly got lost here on their way to barney the dinosaurs homepage.
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Old 07-20-2008, 08:24 AM   #144
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Had to bump thread, just so people realize how smrt i am
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Old 07-20-2008, 08:27 AM   #145
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Re: If Durrr ever rolls his eyes at me, he wont have eyes anymore

less talk about durr more about viffer
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Old 07-20-2008, 02:15 PM   #146
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I like when durrr rolls his eyes.
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Old 07-20-2008, 02:44 PM   #147
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Re: If Durrr ever rolls his eyes at me, he wont have eyes anymore

I honestly think he looks like cross between a rat and a weasel
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Old 07-20-2008, 02:55 PM   #148
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I was wondering why this was in BBV until I realized OP's entire life is a beat.
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Old 07-20-2008, 03:00 PM   #149
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lol i'm sure op is a tough guy
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Old 07-20-2008, 03:18 PM   #150
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this thread is worthless without pics of op standing in front of a burnin garbage can
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