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Old 07-18-2008, 11:56 AM   #51
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Re: If Durrr ever rolls his eyes at me, he wont have eyes anymore

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Old 07-18-2008, 11:59 AM   #52
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Re: If Durrr ever rolls his eyes at me, he wont have eyes anymore

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And you got this impression where?
Gheys are nice people AFAIK.
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Old 07-18-2008, 12:07 PM   #53
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Re: If Durrr ever rolls his eyes at me, he wont have eyes anymore

I do eye exercises sometimes and people have mistaking it for rolling my eyes at them.

But i think it his voice that might annoy you the most. He has a voice of a pompous rich man.
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Old 07-18-2008, 12:12 PM   #54
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Durrr come to my house man ill teach you some manners. Such as not rolling your eyes. Its very disresectful, if i ever see u IRL i will personally walk up to you, even if ur sittin at a poker table, and i would just spit right in your mouth. Or maybe your eye lol
lol you must be a tough guy having logged on the internet to call someone out for rolling their eyes. im not sure how durrr will be able to sleep tonight knowing a 5'9 140 lbs computer geek is on his ass.

You really respect Hellmuth? I cant even look at the guy without my eyes going right for that hideous mole on his nose. And the attitude is all theatrics and nonsense.
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Old 07-18-2008, 12:23 PM   #55
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Re: If Durrr ever rolls his eyes at me, he wont have eyes anymore

Did he roll his eyes at you when you bagged his groceries with paper instead of plastic?
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Old 07-18-2008, 12:24 PM   #56
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And the attitude is all theatrics and nonsense.
Yes it is...but it's still f**king funny to watch and laugh when he plays poorly and berates the opponent for calling him with the nuts.
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Old 07-18-2008, 12:25 PM   #57
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I like Tom Dwan.
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Old 07-18-2008, 12:26 PM   #58
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Durrr show some god damn respect to players and especially Phil Hellmuth.
I think the post was good until this part
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Old 07-18-2008, 12:27 PM   #59
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I like Tom Dwan.
In the OP way?
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Old 07-18-2008, 12:28 PM   #60
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What bothers u more?


1. Durr rolls his eyes.

2. Durr puts a sharp plastic swizel stick in his eye and insists on playing for another two hours with that sticking out of his eye.

2. Durr raises with 10-5 in CO, Phil helmuth reraises with K-7o on the btn and neither of them catch a hand worth playing for 90k. However, Durr calls down Phil to the river with his pair of tens, against two over cards a possible flush or straight or boat on the board and Phil bluffs on the river with a 30k bet into a 60k pot and DURR FOLDS!

for me it's #3 that bothers me the most.

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Old 07-18-2008, 12:28 PM   #61
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Old 07-18-2008, 12:37 PM   #62
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Old 07-18-2008, 12:51 PM   #63
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Durrr show some god damn respect to players and especially Phil Hellmuth.
yeah phil's a real nice guy

"son you know what son ill tell you one thing..."

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Old 07-18-2008, 12:55 PM   #64
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yeah phil's a real nice guy

"son you know what son ill tell you one thing..."

...standard play GTFO. First person who went back at phil, and I respect HIM for that.
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Old 07-18-2008, 01:34 PM   #65
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Just work on your tarps, OP. Leave changing the world to others.
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Old 07-18-2008, 01:48 PM   #66
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I just had a horrible dream I clicked on a NWP thread somehow.
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Old 07-18-2008, 02:32 PM   #67
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anyone else roll their eyes after reading OP?

also that zoolander video is the best thing i have seen on here in quite awhile
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Old 07-18-2008, 02:39 PM   #68
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OP just leveled all you little ghey fanboys. Maybe.

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Old 07-18-2008, 02:39 PM   #69
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How can you say ban me.

Just watch Durrr on TV all he does is roll his eyes all the time. Maybe its some sort of twitch he has idk.

Im sure his parents raised him with no manners. Plus isnt Durrr a white boy from some hick town in the South.

Durrr come to my house man ill teach you some manners. Such as not rolling your eyes. Its very disresectful, if i ever see u IRL i will personally walk up to you, even if ur sittin at a poker table, and i would just spit right in your mouth. Or maybe your eye lol
I lol'd at this part.
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Old 07-18-2008, 02:40 PM   #70
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Yeah, I saw that Zoolander thing before.

Greatest part of that whole thing is that DN is black from the neck down.
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Old 07-18-2008, 02:51 PM   #71
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durrr is sick.
i think hes such a boss

hes living the dream. plus i think its just his tendency, he doesn't do it in disrespect u dumb ****
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Old 07-18-2008, 03:02 PM   #72
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Re: If Durrr ever rolls his eyes at me, he wont have eyes anymore

OP is a worst poaster than me. Die already. Car accident style.

If durrrr really is teh gay, I'd hit it for the money (PM me if you're reading this for hookup details)

Helmuth is a douchebag and even I could outplay him.

BTW Durrrr, against the idiot with the lakers hair colors... do you wanna explain your thought process with the hand when he had aces? I mean... you raise PF with air, you get RAISED, then you FLAT CALL. On the flop, you flop bottom end of a OESD and you check? What do you expect him to do, just hand you the pot? Are you just check folding if you don't flop quads? Against an overpair, which you and I both knew he had, OESD is a monster and with the implied odds you can at least bet/call once or check raise him representing something... don't look like a douche because it was live play, you would have instashoved that flop online (and sucked out, as we all know)
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Old 07-18-2008, 03:13 PM   #73
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anyone notice op hasent posted...he's prob sitting back laughing at you...he should be banned imo
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Old 07-18-2008, 03:15 PM   #74
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Old 07-18-2008, 03:22 PM   #75
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