So I was playing this noob hu and earlier this match he shiped QJ over my flop raise for no reason

Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (2 handed) - Full Tilt Converter Tool from http://www.flopturnriver.com

Hero (SB) ($211.55)
BB ($37.05)

Preflop: Hero is SB with Q, 8
Hero bets $3, BB raises to $5, Hero calls $2

Flop: ($10) 6, K, 5 (2 players)
BB bets $10, Hero raises to $24.40, BB raises to $32.05 (All-In), Hero calls $7.65

Turn: ($74.10) 2 (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: ($74.10) 5 (2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: $74.10 | Rake: $0.50
Main pot: $74.10 between Hero and BB, won by BB



I was kinda rustled but no big deal. Now this hand happened


Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (2 handed) - Full Tilt Converter Tool from http://www.flopturnriver.com

saw flop | saw showdown

Hero (SB) ($173.90)
BB ($73.80)

Preflop: Hero is SB with 6, K
Hero bets $3, BB raises to $5, Hero calls $2

Flop: ($10) K, 4, 2 (2 players)
BB bets $10, Hero calls $10

Turn: ($30) 9 (2 players)
BB bets $58.80 (All-In), Hero calls $58.80

River: ($147.60) 6 (2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: $147.60 | Rake: $0.50



So I got lucky (even though he should have folded river). Then he said ''wow...'' and it tilted me a little cuz he's probably the kind of ****** who think online poker is rigged so this conversation happened :



So my question to BBV : Is EAD now an universal poker term or is this guy actually a mad lurker from bbv who knew who I was ?

IF UR FROM BBV LOLOL U MAD BRO ?

he seems drunk

was probably Craggoo

This cheered me up, WP'd villain

I wanna know what a gronk is so f'ing badly.

Edit: And now I know (thanks urban dictionary!)


1. Gronk

a total loser, moron and idiot who always says "ill just" before he/she does anything

lol

thats a really gay screen name u have OP

Ive way gayer screenname than this trust me

For the record, the acronym EAD was invented by me.

Jus' saying.

you just looked like a guy who would eat a dick?????

What on earth is a gronk is the real question. Also lol hes a mad lurker op wp.

ead is not derived from bbv, it's universal.

EAD

The real question is: Did you ead?

lol, then another question suddenly arises. How much?

like Francois Olivier? damn cant get gayer than THAT

oh bonjour mon nom est François Olivier et j'aime pénis dans mes fesses

It's itt sir

yes and yes

"et j'aime encore plus en manger"

I am usually good with my QJ againts your range, punk! You play like a psychic Bedouine.

quesquispasla? tuveuxmoibumptagaeulleouqua?

With that username you actually deserve to e some d.

In after Lava Piranha.

lol at busting a bbver

the **** does EAD mean?

I know right? How do you kill that which has no life? How do you bust that which is already busto? niggalopolease

eat a door

Gronk is actually a thing

I thought he was just rustle mashing the keyboard trying to type out donk.