Every I tried to blind steal late in the $7000 guarantee the BB or SB when I was on the button woke up with a hand. Was down to 6 bbs really late and last place (208 entries was about 145 when I was last). Grinder my way up to 29th with 99 left.

Folds to me on button and A5o. 2.5bb raise. Called by BB. Flop comes x5x bet called bet 1/3 pot SB min raises. Flat. check down rest of way. SB 88.

This time SB. Folded to me 67s. Stacks are pretty even. Raise 2.5bb BB min raises. Flat call. xA7. Check, BB 1/3 pot bet, I raise committing about half my stack. He shoves. AT.

My only hope is to suck out now. I’d be left with a shove fold stack.

No suckout comes.

I try to play to win but sometimes my aggression beats out my common sense.

You need to be even more tight agressive with starting internet threads, bucko.

Your first mistake was playing a loldonkament

Your second mistake was making a ****ty thread about it.

Your third mistake was expecting people to disagree with your thread title.

I would empty a rubbish bin on you if I ever met you in real life OP.

You don't need to swear, I have no doubt everyone believes you.

Anyway, I wanted some chips/french fries to go with the fish I cooked, but was too lazy of making them.
I decided to pay 6euros for a portion of chips from the local restaurant.
2/10 don't like paying 1000x markup :/

itt OP is actually an idiot and needs convincing. Let's convince him.

OP trust me, you’re a ****ing idiot

Exhibit 1: OP made this idiotic thread

Exhibit 2: If OP was randomly rushed into the ER the doctors would declare him braindead and pull the plug to charge their phones.

Thanks team. Love you guys. Together we can do this.

Proud of you

if not now then when

Together we can do what? Take turns ploughing ur mum?

Her holes fit more than one (or two). No need for lines.

Be nice to people and make the world a happier place. If ploughing moms (please spell in American as it is the superior nation) makes it happen then let’s make it happen.

Lozgod has the right idea.

Plowing moms DOES make the world a happier place. That's why milf porn is so hot right now.

Depends on who you ask though. When you are the average dad age you prefer step daughter teen porn. So half of us ploughing moms and half ploughing daughters should bring an equilibrium of happiness. Win/win proactive thinking.

Basically I'm hearing that 30-35 is the optimal age if you average out the milf/step-daughter thing.

That’s a pretty hot age range. Mature enough to not not be annoying but young enough to not be wrinkled.

We're in accord.

lol - funniest thing I've heard in a while.

Thank you.

Vegasboy is that you?

Also why is America a superior nation? Most western countries are fairly similar apart from Denmark.