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05-16-2007 , 09:11 PM

#201

Gullanian

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Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 14,014

omg plz if u get QT go all in against him

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05-16-2007 , 09:32 PM

#202

cocarondelle

journeyman

Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 244

I WONT PLAY QT ANYMORE

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05-17-2007 , 02:55 AM

#203

billygrippo

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at least u didnt eat your own [censored]

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05-17-2007 , 03:33 AM

#204

GroundFloor

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Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 220

i'm no lawyer, but i think you can claim self-defense: once villain stabs at the flop all bets are off...

also, lol stabaments...

also, in b4 anal (or after anal, whatever)...

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07-01-2007 , 04:09 PM

#205

HY77

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Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 283

lol stabaments

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07-01-2007 , 07:05 PM

#206

freekie

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I just rickrolled someone while i was stabbing him

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07-06-2007 , 07:49 AM

#207

rosso87

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Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 272

i wonder if thats chode in his pic on stars? maybe he is playing from prison lol best thread ever

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07-25-2007 , 12:37 AM

#208

kb09pkt

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Now he is asking for a stake??

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07-25-2007 , 08:35 PM

#209

ICMoney

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The secret to NL is putting your opponent to a decision for all of his insurance deductible.

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07-25-2007 , 08:51 PM

#210

tvent37

old hand

Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 1,822

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The secret to NL is putting your opponent to a decision for all of his insurance deductible.

Thats the only thing on 2p2 that has actually made me LOL so hard it was hard to breathe. NIZE HAN SUH

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07-25-2007 , 09:00 PM

#211

wpr101

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Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 6,821

ChodeZilla, the player, now has a picture of some teenage girl. It's actually fairly hilarious given the name.

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07-25-2007 , 09:02 PM

#212

vixticator

clutch

Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 117,339

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stab preflop.

rofl

I almost pee'd my pants.

[x] Thread delievers

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07-25-2007 , 09:33 PM

#213

friskyfleabag

journeyman

Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 254

Stabdard.

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07-26-2007 , 05:35 AM

#214

ExaMeter

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i wonder if thats chode in his pic on stars? maybe he is playing from prison lol best thread ever

this hopefully is level

if not: wow

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07-26-2007 , 02:27 PM

#215

Thomas Newton

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Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 436

[img]http://shop.com.edgesuite.net/ccimg**********m/220000/229000/229047/products/lg_33998772.jpg[/img]

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07-26-2007 , 02:50 PM

#216

Craggoo

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A+ for bumping this thread

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10-06-2007 , 01:55 AM

#217

skillgambler

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bump

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10-06-2007 , 02:20 AM

#218

demon102

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only read op and is worth the bump

YAAAAAA BOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!

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10-15-2007 , 02:35 AM

#219

TheBeav8

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bump

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10-15-2007 , 02:37 AM

#220

dontbanplease

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BBV 4 LIFE TAKES OVER THE INTERNETS

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02-04-2008 , 01:06 AM

#221

Poker Thug

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Is chodezilla still alive?

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02-04-2008 , 01:09 AM

#222

Poker Thug

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LOL nice story is he in prison

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02-04-2008 , 01:25 AM

#223

mirrorman

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Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 332

[x] parts in bold made me laugh especially hard

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Originally Posted by ChodeZilla

Man this is really [censored] up. After losing this hand i went crazy. 1/2 NL Holdem. I get AA and raise 4x the BB, and some kids i dont know calls. Flop is K Q 4(rainbow. I check, he bets i ReRaise him like $40. He instantly goes all in with another $4o or so to me. I call, he shows Q 10(im happy)
Turn: J
River:9

I am pissed off. Then the Villian starts boasting about how good he played it an so forth. I reached out to shake his hand(i was just doing it to make him feel stupid). I said well at least I get to shake a real Pro Players hand.
I then walked over to my friends kitchen and grabbed a knife. Not too sharp to kill but it would hurt. I slowly walk up to him and stab him in on the left side of his stomach.
NExt thing COPS show up, after some douche calls 911. The cops come and they search everybody for weapons and drugs. They find Crystal Meth on one of my friends and they take me and him in to jail.

I didn't call my parents, but my cousin did post my bail. I now have to stand trial, b/c the kid i stabbed is sueing me for Aggravated Assault. Wish me luck guys.