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Old 05-16-2007, 09:11 PM   #201
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Re: I stabbed someone during a poker game

omg plz if u get QT go all in against him
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Old 05-16-2007, 09:32 PM   #202
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I WONT PLAY QT ANYMORE
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Old 05-17-2007, 02:55 AM   #203
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at least u didnt eat your own [censored]
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Old 05-17-2007, 03:33 AM   #204
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i'm no lawyer, but i think you can claim self-defense: once villain stabs at the flop all bets are off...

also, lol stabaments...

also, in b4 anal (or after anal, whatever)...
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Old 07-01-2007, 04:09 PM   #205
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lol stabaments
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Old 07-01-2007, 07:05 PM   #206
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I just rickrolled someone while i was stabbing him
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Old 07-06-2007, 07:49 AM   #207
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i wonder if thats chode in his pic on stars? maybe he is playing from prison lol best thread ever
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Old 07-25-2007, 12:37 AM   #208
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Now he is asking for a stake??
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Old 07-25-2007, 08:35 PM   #209
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The secret to NL is putting your opponent to a decision for all of his insurance deductible.
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Old 07-25-2007, 08:51 PM   #210
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The secret to NL is putting your opponent to a decision for all of his insurance deductible.
Thats the only thing on 2p2 that has actually made me LOL so hard it was hard to breathe. NIZE HAN SUH
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Old 07-25-2007, 09:00 PM   #211
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ChodeZilla, the player, now has a picture of some teenage girl. It's actually fairly hilarious given the name.
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Old 07-25-2007, 09:02 PM   #212
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stab preflop.
rofl

I almost pee'd my pants.

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Old 07-25-2007, 09:33 PM   #213
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Stabdard.
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Old 07-26-2007, 05:35 AM   #214
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i wonder if thats chode in his pic on stars? maybe he is playing from prison lol best thread ever
this hopefully is level

if not: wow
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Old 07-26-2007, 02:27 PM   #215
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Old 07-26-2007, 02:50 PM   #216
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A+ for bumping this thread
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Old 10-06-2007, 01:55 AM   #217
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Old 10-06-2007, 02:20 AM   #218
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only read op and is worth the bump




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Old 10-15-2007, 02:35 AM   #219
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Old 10-15-2007, 02:37 AM   #220
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Old 02-04-2008, 01:06 AM   #221
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Is chodezilla still alive?
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Old 02-04-2008, 01:09 AM   #222
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LOL nice story is he in prison
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Old 02-04-2008, 01:25 AM   #223
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Re: I stabbed someone during a poker game

[x] parts in bold made me laugh especially hard

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Man this is really [censored] up. After losing this hand i went crazy. 1/2 NL Holdem. I get AA and raise 4x the BB, and some kids i dont know calls. Flop is K Q 4(rainbow. I check, he bets i ReRaise him like $40. He instantly goes all in with another $4o or so to me. I call, he shows Q 10(im happy)
Turn: J
River:9

I am pissed off. Then the Villian starts boasting about how good he played it an so forth. I reached out to shake his hand(i was just doing it to make him feel stupid). I said well at least I get to shake a real Pro Players hand.
I then walked over to my friends kitchen and grabbed a knife. Not too sharp to kill but it would hurt. I slowly walk up to him and stab him in on the left side of his stomach.
NExt thing COPS show up, after some douche calls 911. The cops come and they search everybody for weapons and drugs. They find Crystal Meth on one of my friends and they take me and him in to jail.

I didn't call my parents, but my cousin did post my bail. I now have to stand trial, b/c the kid i stabbed is sueing me for Aggravated Assault. Wish me luck guys.
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Old 02-04-2008, 01:38 AM   #224
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Awww why is poker thug banned again???
What did I miss.
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Old 02-04-2008, 01:53 AM   #225
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b/c the kid i stabbed is sueing me for Aggravated Assault. Wish me luck guys.
Nice. Sueing for Assault.
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