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Old 08-24-2006, 01:41 AM   #126
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Re: I stabbed someone during a poker game

Good luck on getting invited to your next home game.

I take it you intend on playing internet poker, primarily, from this point on? Do they allow that in prison?

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Old 08-24-2006, 03:45 AM   #127
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So prison eh?? Ah hear they lahk fellers lahk yew therr.


nah...the Illinois Department of Corrections has been cleaned up...you can make it through without being raped

I did
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Old 08-24-2006, 04:12 AM   #128
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Re: I stabbed someone during a poker game

wow, this is sick !
a douche called the police cause u were going to kill someone !unreal .
i hope u'll get collectively raped in jail all days till your death.
u should be happey we'll never met each other.

sorry for the english.
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Old 08-30-2006, 02:57 PM   #129
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Hey all,

I just unearthed some new evidence of OP during the alleged hand before the alleged stabbing; let's just hope the DA doesn't find this pic:


This is hysterical...

ZOMG, Thank god my boss is not in the office today...
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Old 10-05-2006, 06:39 PM   #130
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wow, this is sick !
a douche called the police cause u were going to kill someone !unreal .
i hope u'll get collectively raped in jail all days till your death.
u should be happey we'll never met each other.

sorry for the english.
LOL!

I can't decide if I'd rather play poker with the OP or fly in a plane with you!
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Old 10-05-2006, 07:52 PM   #131
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Re: I stabbed someone during a poker game

even though you apparently bumped this thread on accident, i'm glad you did, because i got to laugh at it all over again. sweet.
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Old 10-05-2006, 08:43 PM   #132
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Re: I stabbed someone during a poker game

Stab pre-flop obv.
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Old 10-05-2006, 09:00 PM   #133
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How did the OP not get a custom title out of this thread?
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Old 10-06-2006, 03:10 PM   #134
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So prison eh?? Ah hear they lahk fellers lahk yew therr.


nah...the Illinois Department of Corrections has been cleaned up...you can make it through without being raped

I did
If I got raped while in the joint, I sure as [censored] wouldnt come out and tell people...
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Old 10-06-2006, 04:45 PM   #135
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Wow, I have never seen this thread before, this was awesome.
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Old 10-22-2006, 08:40 PM   #136
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Stab pre-flop obv.

This is results based thinking
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Old 10-22-2006, 09:15 PM   #137
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after some douche calls 911
I particularly liked this part.
I preferred the stabbing myself. to each his own
lol, it's like he thinks he can defend himself somehow in this situation...move up to where they start respecting ur raises and knowing they'll get stabbed if they don't...
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Old 10-22-2006, 09:28 PM   #138
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Man this is really [censored] up. After losing this hand i went crazy. 1/2 NL Holdem. I get AA and raise 4x the BB, and some kids i dont know calls. Flop is K Q 4(rainbow. I check, he bets i ReRaise him like $40. He instantly goes all in with another $4o or so to me. I call, he shows Q 10(im happy)
Turn: J
River:9

I am pissed off. Then the Villian starts boasting about how good he played it an so forth. I reached out to shake his hand(i was just doing it to make him feel stupid). I said well at least I get to shake a real Pro Players hand.
I then walked over to my friends kitchen and grabbed a knife. Not too sharp to kill but it would hurt. I slowly walk up to him and stab him in on the left side of his stomach.

NExt thing COPS show up, after some douche calls 911. The cops come and they search everybody for weapons and drugs. They find Crystal Meth on one of my friends and they take me and him in to jail.


I whistled for a cab and when it came near
the
Licensplate said "fresh" and had a dice in the
mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought no forget it, yo homes to bel-air

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pulled up to a house about seven or eight
And I yelled to
the cabby "yo, homes smell you later"
Looked at my kingdom I
was finally there
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Old 10-22-2006, 10:08 PM   #139
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I didn't call my parents, but my cousin did post my bail.
Good, now they'll never find out you stabbed a dude. NEVER I tell you!

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Old 10-22-2006, 11:46 PM   #140
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Re: I stabbed someone during a poker game

Great thread, never seen this one before.

I would gladly have paid to be there to see the reaction of the other players at the game when he got stabbed. I would have left and not even bothered to cash out.

Lesson #1- Don't play at a home game where people are doing crystal meth.
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Old 10-23-2006, 12:00 AM   #141
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Stab pre-flop obv.
about 5 months too late, son.
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Old 11-10-2006, 07:06 PM   #142
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Old 11-11-2006, 01:49 AM   #143
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OH SH*T!
OP Offered to stake me in the 10-20 game at the Taj this weekend, bbut I thought... but he...oh dear.

BBABABWBWHWHWHWHHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

::cries::

lol

best reply ever
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Old 11-11-2006, 01:42 PM   #144
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And the USA gov think online poker is dangerous
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Old 11-11-2006, 02:07 PM   #145
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Re: I stabbed someone during a poker game

After reading this I feel like finally move beyond online play and go take a STAB at the live games.
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Old 11-17-2006, 12:03 PM   #146
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I then walked over to my friends kitchen and grabbed a knife. Not too sharp to kill but it would hurt. I slowly walk up to him and stab him in on the left side of his stomach.

NExt thing COPS show up, after some douche calls 911. The cops come and they search everybody for weapons and drugs. They find Crystal Meth on one of my friends and they take me and him in to jail.

Don't sweat it, it could happen to anybody.
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Old 01-05-2007, 02:42 AM   #147
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Old 01-05-2007, 03:12 AM   #148
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[censored] idiot
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Old 01-05-2007, 03:20 AM   #149
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good bump, this thread owns
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Old 01-05-2007, 03:46 AM   #150
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Oh GOD. This has to be the funniest read of my life.
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