I just wanted to make him suffer, man i hope i dont go to jail. My parents dont even know what happened. If they did i would get analed, and yelled at.
Actually, you do want to go to jail. There's a huge difference between jail and prison, and I'm not talking about how you were in jail when your cousin posted bail and you'd be in prison if convicted. The difference I'm talking about is that you might get [censored] in jail, but you will
get [censored] in prison.