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05-26-2006 , 06:25 PM

#76

Blowup Doll

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I now have to stand trial, b/c the kid i stabbed is sueing me for Aggravated Assault. Wish me luck guys.

I wish HIM luck with his recovery and his attempts to sue you and have you jailed.

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05-26-2006 , 06:35 PM

#77

NameOnTheCake

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thanks for my new background

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05-26-2006 , 07:00 PM

#78

Mumwaldee

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Same ole story...
Bad beat leads to a stabbing...
And a crank addict gets busted...
Good guys never seem to win...

Quoted for truth~ I laughed, I cried, 2 thumbs up.

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05-26-2006 , 07:06 PM

#79

gilbert

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well played. bet more on turn.

Some of these ridiculous poker analogies make sense, but this is terrible.

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05-26-2006 , 07:33 PM

#80

dlorc

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You stabbed him for beating you with K9? Imagine if it was 72 offsuit, what happens then?

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05-26-2006 , 07:34 PM

#81

j_gomberski

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well played. STAB more on turn.

FYP

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05-27-2006 , 02:06 AM

#82

jschaud

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05-27-2006 , 02:13 AM

#83

Andrew Karpinski

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OH SH*T!
OP Offered to stake me in the 10-20 game at the Taj this weekend, bbut I thought... but he...oh dear.

LOL it took me way too long to get this.

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05-27-2006 , 02:51 AM

#84

uncleshady

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Villan's gotta get unstuck now.

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05-27-2006 , 03:28 AM

#85

milesdyson

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05-27-2006 , 12:42 PM

#86

JohnAndersen

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I am a newbie, but this is without a doubt the most ridiculous thread I have ever read, are there anymore like this out there? I stand in front of a computer at work and in between reading every thread imaginable I would love to read more like this!

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05-27-2006 , 12:43 PM

#87

Blowup Doll

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HAHAHA! That made me laugh so hard i choked.

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05-27-2006 , 12:44 PM

#88

d-baggery

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wow, this... is awesome.

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05-27-2006 , 12:47 PM

#89

JohnAndersen

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haha I like this line, that was a good read by him that he would be stabbed, and not lethally. This takes EV to a new level without a doubt.

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05-28-2006 , 10:53 AM

#90

raisins

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This thread is strong, no doubt. But here at 2+2, others have met this standard as well. One of my favorites is this legendary thread: link.

regards,

raisins

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05-28-2006 , 01:32 PM

#91

villafan

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You need to read this book before going to prison:

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05-28-2006 , 01:52 PM

#92

another loser

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This thread is strong, no doubt. But here at 2+2, others have met this standard as well. One of my favorites is this legendary thread: link.

regards,

raisins

I like reading pre-mod posts by diebitter. Hilarious.

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05-28-2006 , 04:34 PM

#93

RiverFenix

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I have never laughed harder at a thread in my life. Solid gold

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05-28-2006 , 04:54 PM

#94

Azalin

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ahahaa best thread ever

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05-28-2006 , 05:04 PM

#95

Digs

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You need to read this book before going to prison:

oh that's funny

anyways, to op

maybe i missed it but why the [censored] would u stab a person over a poker beat
lol seriously man you really need to think about your thoughts more maybe?

something, damn.

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05-28-2006 , 05:20 PM

#96

Mr. T

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I thought in was only right to fix Chodezilla's other post- link

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05-28-2006 , 06:56 PM

#97

diebitter

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This thread is strong, no doubt. But here at 2+2, others have met this standard as well. One of my favorites is this legendary thread: link.

regards,

raisins

I like reading pre-mod posts by diebitter. Hilarious.

What? I'm not funny anymore? ggggggrrrrrrr

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05-28-2006 , 07:24 PM

#98

Jack Bando

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This thread is strong, no doubt. But here at 2+2, others have met this standard as well. One of my favorites is this legendary thread: link.

regards,

raisins

Great topic. Should be in the hall of fame with SupBro and "I Could Have Bought a Lot of Porn with that" BBV Champ.

Raisins, you should donate your picture under your name to the OP. It's only right.