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Old 05-26-2006, 06:25 PM   #76
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I now have to stand trial, b/c the kid i stabbed is sueing me for Aggravated Assault. Wish me luck guys.

I wish HIM luck with his recovery and his attempts to sue you and have you jailed.
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Old 05-26-2006, 06:35 PM   #77
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thanks for my new background
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Old 05-26-2006, 07:00 PM   #78
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Same ole story...
Bad beat leads to a stabbing...
And a crank addict gets busted...
Good guys never seem to win...
Quoted for truth~ I laughed, I cried, 2 thumbs up.
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Old 05-26-2006, 07:06 PM   #79
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well played. bet more on turn.
Some of these ridiculous poker analogies make sense, but this is terrible.
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Old 05-26-2006, 07:33 PM   #80
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You stabbed him for beating you with K9? Imagine if it was 72 offsuit, what happens then?
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Old 05-26-2006, 07:34 PM   #81
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well played. STAB more on turn.

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Old 05-27-2006, 02:06 AM   #82
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Old 05-27-2006, 02:13 AM   #83
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OH SH*T!
OP Offered to stake me in the 10-20 game at the Taj this weekend, bbut I thought... but he...oh dear.
LOL it took me way too long to get this.
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Old 05-27-2006, 02:51 AM   #84
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Villan's gotta get unstuck now.
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Old 05-27-2006, 03:28 AM   #85
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Old 05-27-2006, 12:42 PM   #86
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Re: I stabbed someone during a poker game

I am a newbie, but this is without a doubt the most ridiculous thread I have ever read, are there anymore like this out there? I stand in front of a computer at work and in between reading every thread imaginable I would love to read more like this!
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Old 05-27-2006, 12:43 PM   #87
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HAHAHA! That made me laugh so hard i choked.
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Old 05-27-2006, 12:44 PM   #88
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wow, this... is awesome.
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Old 05-27-2006, 12:47 PM   #89
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haha I like this line, that was a good read by him that he would be stabbed, and not lethally. This takes EV to a new level without a doubt.
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Old 05-28-2006, 10:53 AM   #90
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I am a newbie, but this is without a doubt the most ridiculous thread I have ever read, are there anymore like this out there? I stand in front of a computer at work and in between reading every thread imaginable I would love to read more like this!
This thread is strong, no doubt. But here at 2+2, others have met this standard as well. One of my favorites is this legendary thread: link.

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Old 05-28-2006, 01:32 PM   #91
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You need to read this book before going to prison:

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Old 05-28-2006, 01:52 PM   #92
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I am a newbie, but this is without a doubt the most ridiculous thread I have ever read, are there anymore like this out there? I stand in front of a computer at work and in between reading every thread imaginable I would love to read more like this!
This thread is strong, no doubt. But here at 2+2, others have met this standard as well. One of my favorites is this legendary thread: link.

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Old 05-28-2006, 04:34 PM   #93
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I have never laughed harder at a thread in my life. Solid gold
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Old 05-28-2006, 04:54 PM   #94
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ahahaa best thread ever
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Old 05-28-2006, 05:04 PM   #95
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You need to read this book before going to prison:


oh that's funny


anyways, to op

maybe i missed it but why the [censored] would u stab a person over a poker beat
lol seriously man you really need to think about your thoughts more maybe?

something, damn.
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Old 05-28-2006, 05:20 PM   #96
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I thought in was only right to fix Chodezilla's other post- link
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Old 05-28-2006, 06:56 PM   #97
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I am a newbie, but this is without a doubt the most ridiculous thread I have ever read, are there anymore like this out there? I stand in front of a computer at work and in between reading every thread imaginable I would love to read more like this!
This thread is strong, no doubt. But here at 2+2, others have met this standard as well. One of my favorites is this legendary thread: link.

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Old 05-28-2006, 07:24 PM   #98
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I am a newbie, but this is without a doubt the most ridiculous thread I have ever read, are there anymore like this out there? I stand in front of a computer at work and in between reading every thread imaginable I would love to read more like this!
This thread is strong, no doubt. But here at 2+2, others have met this standard as well. One of my favorites is this legendary thread: link.

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Great topic. Should be in the hall of fame with SupBro and "I Could Have Bought a Lot of Porn with that" BBV Champ.

Raisins, you should donate your picture under your name to the OP. It's only right.
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Old 05-28-2006, 09:52 PM   #99
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Raisins, you should donate your picture under your name to the OP. It's only right.
Good call.

OP, if you want my avatar, say so. I'v found another and I'm going to switch here in a little bit anyway.

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Old 07-04-2006, 06:39 AM   #100
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