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Old 05-26-2006, 12:21 PM   #51
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Re: I stabbed someone during a poker game

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Not too sharp to kill but it would hurt. I slowly walk up to him and stab him in on the left side of his stomach.
This may come as a surprise to you, but all organs in the abdomen work much better in an unperforated state.

Even if the thread is BS, the idea that a stabbing wound is OK just because the knife was duller than others is absurd. What, did you think you'd do fewer hit points?
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Old 05-26-2006, 12:36 PM   #52
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if we won 50% of the hands where we were 80% ahead, we'd all be rich, i say if story is true he's a moron, if it's fake, he's brilliant, can't remember the last time I laughed so hard...
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Old 05-26-2006, 12:49 PM   #53
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I 50% agree that you guys have taken the precentages too far and 50% agree it's still funny as [censored].
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Old 05-26-2006, 12:51 PM   #54
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Old 05-26-2006, 12:52 PM   #55
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if this is real..This was +EV on his part LOL. You now will be sued for thousands of dollars. He is getting like 50 to 1 on his call
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Old 05-26-2006, 12:54 PM   #56
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You didn't quote = DISQUALIFIED
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Old 05-26-2006, 12:59 PM   #57
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WHO THE ****LYDUCK VOTED BEAT!?
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Old 05-26-2006, 01:06 PM   #58
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POTC(entury)
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Old 05-26-2006, 01:12 PM   #59
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Chode, now that everyone like you, it's time to beg for money again over pokerstars.
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Old 05-26-2006, 01:16 PM   #60
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Chode, now that everyone like you, it's time to beg for more bail money, since he'll start stabbin' again when he gets beat by K9o
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Old 05-26-2006, 01:23 PM   #61
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Old 05-26-2006, 02:57 PM   #62
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Good luck.
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Old 05-26-2006, 03:02 PM   #63
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PLease move this thread to probablity.
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Old 05-26-2006, 03:06 PM   #64
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Not too sharp to kill but it would hurt. I slowly walk up to him and stab him in on the left side of his stomach.
This may come as a surprise to you, but all organs in the abdomen work much better in an unperforated state.

Even if the thread is BS, the idea that a stabbing wound is OK just because the knife was duller than others is absurd. What, did you think you'd do fewer hit points?
No strategy posts in BBV, plz.
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Old 05-26-2006, 03:07 PM   #65
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[stabbing] graph plz
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Old 05-26-2006, 03:09 PM   #66
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stab preflop.
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Old 05-26-2006, 03:09 PM   #67
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Old 05-26-2006, 03:45 PM   #68
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Re: I stabbed someone during a poker game

lmao if loving this post is wrong i don't want to be right
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Old 05-26-2006, 03:54 PM   #69
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Same ole story...
Bad beat leads to a stabbing...
And a crank addict gets busted...
Good guys never seem to win...
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Old 05-26-2006, 04:20 PM   #70
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Bad beat leads to a stabbing...
And a crank addict gets busted...
Good guys never seem to win...
MAN GIMME SOME CRANK I NEED TO CRANK
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Old 05-26-2006, 04:53 PM   #71
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Re: I stabbed someone during a poker game

Villain's play is expert. Many novice players (including the OP) will think that this call is -EV, but a professional knows that, if he makes his runner, he will induce enough stabbings in later hands to show a healthy profit in the long run.
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Old 05-26-2006, 04:55 PM   #72
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60% of the time, I agree with this 100% of the time.
I concur.
80% of the time it works every time.
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Old 05-26-2006, 04:56 PM   #73
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if this is real..This was +EV on his part LOL. You now will be sued for thousands of dollars. He is getting like 50 to 1 on his call
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Priceless
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Old 05-26-2006, 05:00 PM   #74
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All poker sites must install a STAB button in their software from now on.
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Old 05-26-2006, 05:03 PM   #75
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OH SH*T!
OP Offered to stake me in the 10-20 game at the Taj this weekend, bbut I thought... but he...oh dear.
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