I stabbed someone during a poker game - Page 24 - Poker Beats Brags and Variance

Man this is really [censored] up. After losing this hand i went crazy. 1/2 NL Holdem. I get AA and raise 4x the BB, and some kids i dont know calls. Flop is K Q 4(rainbow. I check, he bets i ReRaise him like $40. He instantly goes all in with another $4o or so to me. I call, he shows Q 10(im happy)
Turn: J
River:9

I am pissed off. Then the Villian starts boasting about how good he played it an so forth. I reached out to shake his hand(i was just doing it to make him feel stupid). I said well at least I get to shake a real Pro Players hand.
I then walked over to my friends kitchen and grabbed a knife. Not too sharp to kill but it would hurt. I slowly walk up to him and stab him in on the left side of his stomach.

NExt thing COPS show up, after some douche calls 911. The cops come and they search everybody for weapons and drugs. They find Crystal Meth on one of my friends and they take me and him in to jail.

I didn't call my parents, but my cousin did post my bail. I now have to stand trial, b/c the kid i stabbed is sueing me for Aggravated Assault. Wish me luck guys.

You need to be separated from society. You're a violent person. There was no excuse for stabbing the guy...you are one of the VERY FEW people who needs to be put in a cage. You have showed no remorse and blamed who called the cops and the douche who bragged like he had skills. You are the problem, and possibly have a touch of sociopathy.

You definately are one of those people who are violent and can't be trusted in society...

...I know, I used to be one.

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11-06-2011 , 03:26 AM

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KKarizmAAtik

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Bump for epicness!

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11-06-2011 , 07:15 AM

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mjmag

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biggest crime here is checking flop

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11-06-2011 , 08:07 AM

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killamindz

journeyman

Join Date: Oct 2011 Posts: 246

Stick to internet poker...Almost identical hand happened to me the other day for a large enough amount, couldn't stab the guy through the computer so I'm not in jail...Try it some time.

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11-06-2011 , 01:18 PM

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2Robusto

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Can we please have a mod e-mail the chodezilla acc so we can get a follow up. He should be out by now

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11-06-2011 , 01:26 PM

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Cranberry Tea

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They find Crystal Meth on one of my friends and they take me and him in to jail.

That's the worst stripper name ever.

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11-06-2011 , 06:27 PM

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MidyMat

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Originally Posted by Cranberry Tea

That's the worst stripper name ever.

Thanks for making me laugh so hard, that beer came out of my nose and all over my keyboard.

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11-06-2011 , 11:57 PM

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chendawg

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I'm assuming this guy went to jail?

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11-26-2011 , 09:57 PM

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BEASTMODE559

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Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 197

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Originally Posted by DeathbySuckout

Did you eat poop also?

lmao thx 4 the read!! 6yrs later good stuff!

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11-26-2011 , 09:58 PM

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BEASTMODE559

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Originally Posted by Tyrober

Sorry guy got what he deserved. What a horrible call.........lol

and this!

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11-26-2011 , 10:15 PM

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FinniusPrime

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What are you doing betting 3x with AA anyways. Gotta get the QTo hands out of there by betting like 20-30x like all of the europeans

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11-27-2011 , 01:34 AM

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Frenbar

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A word of advice, if you are ever somewhere and end up stabbing someone, leave immediately and don't wait for the police.

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11-27-2011 , 02:38 AM

#588

pkoike

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lol

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02-05-2012 , 08:41 AM

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Soulman

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archive dodge bump

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02-05-2012 , 10:25 AM

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craps_shooter

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he's probably doing time as we speak

true degen

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02-05-2012 , 01:29 PM

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chad0x001

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after the initial post, are there any more from OP? very interested to know what happened.

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02-05-2012 , 11:49 PM

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Chuck504

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lol @ anyone who believes this

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09-02-2013 , 06:14 AM

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Solidthought

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nice check otf

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09-05-2013 , 05:06 AM

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kwanho1

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nice bump bro and...

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09-05-2013 , 06:42 PM

#595

Reverse_Centaur

journeyman

Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 335

Chodezilla was pretty awesome back in the day. Too bad he stopped posting after his ninth account or whatever got banned.

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09-05-2013 , 08:54 PM

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IoverbetSets

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Hahaha epic read,srsly
Long live the bump

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09-05-2013 , 09:28 PM

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Triplerangemerge22

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Maybe this is real....who knows??? Anyways GL op lol

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09-06-2013 , 01:13 AM

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kwanho1

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Yeah...he is sharing a cell with a guy named Bubba.

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09-09-2013 , 06:59 PM

#599

Davino

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it's real & it's *****

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01-23-2014 , 04:56 AM

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The Tourminator

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Originally Posted by DeathbySuckout

Did you eat poop also?

LOL, just read that. I'll have to remember that ... "so dude, don't play today. You might eat poop and stab a dude."

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