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Old 10-25-2011, 02:10 AM   #576
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Re: I stabbed someone during a poker game

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Man this is really [censored] up. After losing this hand i went crazy. 1/2 NL Holdem. I get AA and raise 4x the BB, and some kids i dont know calls. Flop is K Q 4(rainbow. I check, he bets i ReRaise him like $40. He instantly goes all in with another $4o or so to me. I call, he shows Q 10(im happy)
Turn: J
River:9

I am pissed off. Then the Villian starts boasting about how good he played it an so forth. I reached out to shake his hand(i was just doing it to make him feel stupid). I said well at least I get to shake a real Pro Players hand.
I then walked over to my friends kitchen and grabbed a knife. Not too sharp to kill but it would hurt. I slowly walk up to him and stab him in on the left side of his stomach.

NExt thing COPS show up, after some douche calls 911. The cops come and they search everybody for weapons and drugs. They find Crystal Meth on one of my friends and they take me and him in to jail.

I didn't call my parents, but my cousin did post my bail. I now have to stand trial, b/c the kid i stabbed is sueing me for Aggravated Assault. Wish me luck guys.
You need to be separated from society. You're a violent person. There was no excuse for stabbing the guy...you are one of the VERY FEW people who needs to be put in a cage. You have showed no remorse and blamed who called the cops and the douche who bragged like he had skills. You are the problem, and possibly have a touch of sociopathy.

You definately are one of those people who are violent and can't be trusted in society...

...I know, I used to be one.
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Old 11-06-2011, 03:26 AM   #577
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Re: I stabbed someone during a poker game

Bump for epicness!
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Old 11-06-2011, 07:15 AM   #578
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Re: I stabbed someone during a poker game

biggest crime here is checking flop
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Old 11-06-2011, 08:07 AM   #579
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Re: I stabbed someone during a poker game

Stick to internet poker...Almost identical hand happened to me the other day for a large enough amount, couldn't stab the guy through the computer so I'm not in jail...Try it some time.
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Old 11-06-2011, 01:18 PM   #580
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Re: I stabbed someone during a poker game

Can we please have a mod e-mail the chodezilla acc so we can get a follow up. He should be out by now
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Old 11-06-2011, 01:26 PM   #581
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They find Crystal Meth on one of my friends and they take me and him in to jail.
That's the worst stripper name ever.
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Old 11-06-2011, 06:27 PM   #582
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That's the worst stripper name ever.

Thanks for making me laugh so hard, that beer came out of my nose and all over my keyboard.
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Old 11-06-2011, 11:57 PM   #583
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Re: I stabbed someone during a poker game

I'm assuming this guy went to jail?
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Old 11-26-2011, 09:57 PM   #584
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lmao thx 4 the read!! 6yrs later good stuff!
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Old 11-26-2011, 09:58 PM   #585
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Sorry guy got what he deserved. What a horrible call.........lol
and this!
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Old 11-26-2011, 10:15 PM   #586
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Re: I stabbed someone during a poker game

What are you doing betting 3x with AA anyways. Gotta get the QTo hands out of there by betting like 20-30x like all of the europeans
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Old 11-27-2011, 01:34 AM   #587
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A word of advice, if you are ever somewhere and end up stabbing someone, leave immediately and don't wait for the police.
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Old 11-27-2011, 02:38 AM   #588
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Old 02-05-2012, 08:41 AM   #589
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Old 02-05-2012, 10:25 AM   #590
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he's probably doing time as we speak

true degen
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Old 02-05-2012, 01:29 PM   #591
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Re: I stabbed someone during a poker game

after the initial post, are there any more from OP? very interested to know what happened.
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Old 02-05-2012, 11:49 PM   #592
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lol @ anyone who believes this
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Old 09-02-2013, 06:14 AM   #593
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nice check otf
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Old 09-05-2013, 05:06 AM   #594
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nice bump bro and...
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Old 09-05-2013, 06:42 PM   #595
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Re: I stabbed someone during a poker game

Chodezilla was pretty awesome back in the day. Too bad he stopped posting after his ninth account or whatever got banned.
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Old 09-05-2013, 08:54 PM   #596
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Re: I stabbed someone during a poker game

Hahaha epic read,srsly
Long live the bump
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Old 09-05-2013, 09:28 PM   #597
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Re: I stabbed someone during a poker game

Maybe this is real....who knows??? Anyways GL op lol
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Old 09-06-2013, 01:13 AM   #598
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Re: I stabbed someone during a poker game

Yeah...he is sharing a cell with a guy named Bubba.
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Old 09-09-2013, 06:59 PM   #599
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it's real & it's *****
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Old 01-23-2014, 04:56 AM   #600
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LOL, just read that. I'll have to remember that ... "so dude, don't play today. You might eat poop and stab a dude."
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