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Old 02-02-2011, 04:44 PM   #526
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Re: I stabbed someone during a poker game

This would be a million times better if there was a follow up story telling us op is in jail and that it's legit or op getting out of jail and going over details
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Old 02-03-2011, 01:22 AM   #527
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Who knew, of all the things to do after something like this happens... posting it on the 2+2 forums is at the top of the list.
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Old 02-03-2011, 01:30 AM   #528
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lool to funny
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Old 02-03-2011, 01:41 AM   #529
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stab pre
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Old 02-26-2011, 05:10 AM   #530
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Old 03-02-2011, 02:13 AM   #531
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Maybe next time the villain will think twice before making such a ridiculous and senseless call. It's that type of garbage that ruins the game for the serious players, and as far as I'm concerned you have my full support. People would play a lot more seriously and honourably if we could bring baseball bats to the table and smash knees of donk calls that suck out. He had no business calling with Q 10 and furthermore no right to re-raise with middle pair. Absolutely unnecessary.
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Old 03-02-2011, 02:34 AM   #532
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Re: I stabbed someone during a poker game

This is exactly why I quit playing home games. Especially Chicago home games...(people calling with middle pair and ****)
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Old 03-02-2011, 03:10 AM   #533
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new poker stars client:
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Old 03-02-2011, 03:35 AM   #534
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I've just finished my daily grind, its like 7:33 in the morning UK time. I'm in that funky pretty much loving life sleep deprived state of happiness, where everything is just funny.

You can not even begin to imagine the hysterics the opening post put me through. Dear Lord. 5*++++++++
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Old 03-06-2011, 10:36 PM   #535
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He just won bout tree fiddy in the Sunday Million.
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Old 03-06-2011, 11:23 PM   #536
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Old 03-06-2011, 11:50 PM   #537
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Definitely stab pre next time.
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Old 03-07-2011, 06:36 AM   #538
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lol...sounds like crap

but if true LOLOLOLOL

gl with that
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Old 03-07-2011, 06:46 AM   #539
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I'm gonna cut you so good you gonna wish you was cut so good no more!
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Old 03-07-2011, 06:56 AM   #540
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Hey all,

I just unearthed some new evidence of OP during the alleged hand before the alleged stabbing; let's just hope the DA doesn't find this pic:

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 03-07-2011, 06:59 AM   #541
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stab preflop.
LMAO. This may be the funniest thread of all time.
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Old 03-07-2011, 07:00 AM   #542
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This may come as a surprise to you, but all organs in the abdomen work much better in an unperforated state.

Even if the thread is BS, the idea that a stabbing wound is OK just because the knife was duller than others is absurd. What, did you think you'd do fewer hit points?
LMFAO
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Old 03-07-2011, 07:01 AM   #543
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OMFG one day i am going to read this entire thread. Anyone got cliffs about what happened to OP?
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Old 03-07-2011, 10:24 AM   #544
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Hate to see what would happen if you lost a game of RISK ? Fire the cannons !!!!!
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Old 03-07-2011, 10:46 AM   #545
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new pokerstars client ftw, lmao!
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Old 03-09-2011, 07:44 PM   #546
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So is the OP in jail or what? LOL
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Old 05-10-2011, 03:38 PM   #547
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Old 05-10-2011, 03:45 PM   #548
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Jasus, what if he 1 outed you?
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Old 05-11-2011, 12:11 AM   #549
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yeah but how much did u win
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Old 05-11-2011, 03:16 AM   #550
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I wish I could stab some of my opponents.
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