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Old 02-12-2010, 06:55 AM   #476
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ironically OP is now the one getting backdoor straights
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Old 02-12-2010, 07:05 AM   #477
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Re: I stabbed someone during a poker game

Did OP ever say what happened with this?
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Old 02-12-2010, 07:06 AM   #478
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lolll
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Old 02-12-2010, 07:17 AM   #479
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Did OP ever say what happened with this?
From what I heard he got 4 years and are expected to be out very soon.
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Old 02-12-2010, 07:19 AM   #480
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Re: I stabbed someone during a poker game

Oh my goodness, I feel so horrible because this is absolutely hilarious. I mean, oh my goodness. Just absolutely amazing. The way OP talks about the person pressing charges as though to do so were somehow out of line or unnecessary may very be the best part. Though the whole part about not wanting to kill him only hurt him is amazing too. I hope this is a level, but I can not stop laughing either way. I mean the whole "I can't believe someone freaked out and called the cops when I was just hurting him and now he's being a loser an pressing charges" tone.... oh my. Thank you OP and whoever bumped this.
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Old 02-12-2010, 07:25 AM   #481
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From what I heard he got 4 years and are expected to be out very soon.
lol
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Old 02-23-2010, 11:53 PM   #482
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Re: I stabbed someone during a poker game

Time to bump this
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Old 02-24-2010, 12:33 AM   #483
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Re: I stabbed someone during a poker game

I remember this thread when it was originally posted. I back this goon now lol.
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Old 02-24-2010, 12:39 AM   #484
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Sounds like a true story.
lol, this.
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Old 02-24-2010, 01:41 AM   #485
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stab preflop.
Never LOL'd harder at a post than when I first read this one
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Old 02-24-2010, 01:44 AM   #486
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Old 02-24-2010, 03:02 AM   #487
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Re: I stabbed someone during a poker game

i wish u get locked the **** up and gang banged by a bunch of shemales
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Old 02-24-2010, 11:20 AM   #488
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Re: I stabbed someone during a poker game

Funny OP, funnier replies.

"Stab preflop" made me lol so hard.
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Old 02-24-2010, 01:18 PM   #489
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Stab preflop is awesome!
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Old 02-24-2010, 01:57 PM   #490
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Old 03-15-2010, 04:23 AM   #491
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stab pree flop suckah
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Old 03-15-2010, 04:35 AM   #492
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sick brag
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Old 05-03-2010, 07:55 AM   #493
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meh you should have used teh glock on his ***** ass
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Old 05-03-2010, 09:05 AM   #494
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Hey i played with OP the other day.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7mXqqmltls
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Old 05-03-2010, 09:08 AM   #495
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i honestly lol'd
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Old 05-03-2010, 10:07 AM   #496
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dude how thick do you have to be to stab somebody over like $80 dollars.
seriously man you should be jailed for stupidity, never mind aggravated assault!
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Old 05-03-2010, 01:31 PM   #497
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i hate that ****
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Old 09-08-2010, 09:48 PM   #498
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Why didn't he stab the dealer? It was obviously the dealers fault!!!
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Old 09-08-2010, 10:39 PM   #499
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Why didn't he stab the dealer? It was obviously the dealers fault!!!
why dont i stab you for bumping this old ass thread?
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Old 09-22-2010, 01:31 AM   #500
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