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Old 05-26-2006, 10:23 AM   #26
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Re: I stabbed someone during a poker game

i hope this is true and this thread gets subpoenaed as evidence....i would have a big LOL
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Old 05-26-2006, 10:44 AM   #27
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Hero is dealt AA - Aggravated Assault
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Old 05-26-2006, 10:44 AM   #28
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Old 05-26-2006, 10:48 AM   #29
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I preferred the stabbing myself. to each his own
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Old 05-26-2006, 10:49 AM   #30
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if this is real..This was +EV on his part LOL. You now will be sued for thousands of dollars. He is getting like 50 to 1 on his call
Nice!
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Old 05-26-2006, 11:02 AM   #31
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What were the suits of the QT? This hand should enter into folklore as stabed mans hand.

Not that I believe this story for a second, even after years of playing poker I find hard to beleive anyone would be this stupid, I mean you know you will never be able to cash in your slansky bucks now?

You just literaly stabed the hand that feeds you.
I have to call BS here, just my read. OP posted a beat, brag, and variance with the same story . Too good to be true.
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Old 05-26-2006, 11:05 AM   #32
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If this story is true, you are an idiot.
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Old 05-26-2006, 11:07 AM   #33
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u my friend...are one sick MO-FO
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Old 05-26-2006, 11:07 AM   #34
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I agree 100% with this
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Old 05-26-2006, 11:10 AM   #35
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Old 05-26-2006, 11:10 AM   #36
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Old 05-26-2006, 11:24 AM   #37
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So prison eh?? Ah hear they lahk fellers lahk yew therr.

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Old 05-26-2006, 11:26 AM   #38
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So prison eh?? Ah hear they lahk fellers lahk yew therr.


I loled so hard at this that my boss yelled at me.
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Old 05-26-2006, 11:26 AM   #39
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Run it 3 times. What other reason could you have for playing live?
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Old 05-26-2006, 11:27 AM   #40
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stab preflop.
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Old 05-26-2006, 11:46 AM   #41
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Old 05-26-2006, 11:52 AM   #42
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Old 05-26-2006, 11:56 AM   #43
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Old 05-26-2006, 11:57 AM   #44
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Old 05-26-2006, 12:00 PM   #45
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Old 05-26-2006, 12:01 PM   #46
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Old 05-26-2006, 12:08 PM   #47
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Old 05-26-2006, 12:08 PM   #48
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Old 05-26-2006, 12:13 PM   #49
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Old 05-26-2006, 12:19 PM   #50
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Not too sharp to kill but it would hurt. I slowly walk up to him and stab him in on the left side of his stomach.
This may come as a surprise to you, but all organs in the abdomen work much better in an unperforated state.

Even if the thread is BS, the idea that a stabbing wound is OK just because the knife was duller than others is absurd. What, did you think you'd do fewer hit points?
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