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Old 10-16-2009, 12:05 AM   #451
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Re: I stabbed someone during a poker game

I like to read this once every year or so, so BUMP.
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Old 10-16-2009, 12:09 AM   #452
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Re: I stabbed someone during a poker game

This is pretty much the thread of all time.
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Old 10-16-2009, 02:38 AM   #453
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stab preflop.
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Old 10-16-2009, 02:53 AM   #454
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lolol you are really fckn stupid haha
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Old 10-16-2009, 09:04 AM   #455
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Old 10-16-2009, 02:54 PM   #456
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hope the op is in jail
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Old 10-16-2009, 03:02 PM   #457
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Re: I stabbed someone during a poker game

look, there is nothing wrong with taking a stab at a pot with QT, you could spike a straight and cutt out a nice profit for yourself. im not sure OP gets the point of any of this.
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Old 10-16-2009, 03:09 PM   #458
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i dont get it.. is the OP in jail or what? Is he out on bail, thinkin of fleeing the country...
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Old 10-16-2009, 04:08 PM   #459
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Re: I stabbed someone during a poker game

This would actually be aggravated battery (doubt they'd go for attempted murder)... that's good for 3-5 years and up to a $10k fine in Illinois. Unless they slowplay him and go for probation or suspended sentence. More stabaments.
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Old 10-16-2009, 04:44 PM   #460
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OP went into jail a TAG and will leave a LAG...
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Old 10-17-2009, 12:24 AM   #461
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Re: I stabbed someone during a poker game

OP, I like your line here but probably raise more pre-flop. Stabbing on the river is optional imo but fairly standard. As played, counter-sue villain for damages in negligence. Defence of provocation may be available depending on your jurisdiction.

Jail should be sweet. Just play poker for packets of cigarettes with huge black guys. Should be fun.

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Old 01-16-2010, 05:00 AM   #462
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Re: I stabbed someone during a poker game

obv bump needed
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Old 01-16-2010, 06:04 AM   #463
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LOL STABAMENTS
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Old 01-16-2010, 09:31 AM   #464
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stupidity at its finest.
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Old 01-16-2010, 09:36 AM   #465
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No. Not this time, not last time, not first time. Never. 4 Stars my arse.
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Old 01-16-2010, 10:54 AM   #466
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I recommend The Poker Mindset to help you get over your tilt issues.
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Old 01-16-2010, 11:04 AM   #467
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Don't drop the soap.
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Old 01-17-2010, 02:38 AM   #468
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if u do go to prison at least you will be good at poker and can play for cigs on the inside nut watch out karma will bite u in the ass
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Old 01-17-2010, 02:54 AM   #469
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No. Not this time, not last time, not first time. Never. 4 Stars my arse.
wut don't u like?
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Old 01-17-2010, 03:05 AM   #470
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**** ***** someitmes ya gotta do what ya gotta do yaknow
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Old 01-17-2010, 03:10 AM   #471
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I slowly walk up to him and stab him in on the left side of his stomach.

Next thing COPS show up, after some douche calls 911.
Geez... I mean if they called the cop for just stabbing someone that's ******ed, someone needs to learn when to call 911
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Old 02-01-2010, 03:01 AM   #472
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if you're worm i volunteer to be mike mick D
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Old 02-01-2010, 03:15 AM   #473
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LOL.
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Old 02-12-2010, 03:56 AM   #474
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ironically OP is now the one getting backdoor straights
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Old 02-12-2010, 06:36 AM   #475
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op you are an idiot
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