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Old 08-23-2009, 06:26 PM   #426
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Old 08-23-2009, 07:29 PM   #427
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this thread is golden.. i can barely breath, thanks for bumping it

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Old 08-23-2009, 08:41 PM   #428
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Priceless.
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Old 08-23-2009, 09:19 PM   #429
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Old 08-23-2009, 11:23 PM   #430
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OP, I think I might sue you as well. Your post made me laugh so hard it feels like I was the one who got stabbed.
On a side note... I think you need a more developed prefrontal cortex to play poker. Read it in harrington book once
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Old 08-24-2009, 05:04 AM   #431
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***** pls
mother ****er u are ill.
free chodezilla!!
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Old 08-25-2009, 01:56 AM   #432
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freeeee Chodezilla!!
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Old 08-25-2009, 01:58 AM   #433
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Old 08-25-2009, 02:05 AM   #434
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Old 08-25-2009, 02:45 AM   #435
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after this line you should note, villain will be less likely to float.
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Old 08-25-2009, 03:20 AM   #436
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after this line you should note, villain will be less likely to float.


LOOOOL

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Old 08-25-2009, 03:27 AM   #437
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freeeee Chodezilla!!

agreed. alleast let him ppost a TR amonth.


best of luck chode!! lol
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Old 08-25-2009, 04:00 AM   #438
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after this line you should note, villain will be less likely to float.
lol. wp.

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Old 08-25-2009, 06:20 AM   #439
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This guy has balls my hero i wish i had the balls to stab these players these terrible donkeys
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Old 08-25-2009, 06:51 AM   #440
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I hope the c**kmeat sandwich was worth the $1/2 game...

...otherwise thumbs up for tiltcontrol.
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Old 08-25-2009, 07:44 AM   #441
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Just marking this so I can read it later.
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Old 08-26-2009, 10:07 AM   #442
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Great thread, never seen this one before.

I would gladly have paid to be there to see the reaction of the other players at the game when he got stabbed. I would have left and not even bothered to cash out.

Lesson #1- Don't play at a home game where people are doing crystal meth.
so true
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Old 08-26-2009, 11:45 AM   #443
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Poker,Knives,Stabs,Cops,Meth,******,Jail.
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Old 09-01-2009, 01:11 AM   #444
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this thread is hilarious...
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Old 09-01-2009, 01:45 AM   #445
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rbi chodezilla
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Old 09-01-2009, 03:33 AM   #446
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Hero is dealt AA - Aggravated Assault
I just blew snot on my keyboard
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Old 09-01-2009, 03:59 AM   #447
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This may come as a surprise to you, but all organs in the abdomen work much better in an unperforated state.

Even if the thread is BS, the idea that a stabbing wound is OK just because the knife was duller than others is absurd. What, did you think you'd do fewer hit points?
post of the century
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Old 09-01-2009, 04:34 AM   #448
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...wtf?
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Old 09-11-2009, 03:28 AM   #449
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SICK BUMP.
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Old 09-11-2009, 07:43 AM   #450
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