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08-23-2009 , 06:26 PM

#426

cds0699

LOSING

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A+

I lol'd

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08-23-2009 , 07:29 PM

#427

lukke

journeyman

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this thread is golden.. i can barely breath, thanks for bumping it

A+++

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08-23-2009 , 08:41 PM

#428

ShadyNismo

grinder

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Priceless.

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08-23-2009 , 09:19 PM

#429

IgrindMICROS

old hand

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choooooooooooooooooooooodezilla

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08-23-2009 , 11:23 PM

#430

DeadStraddle

journeyman

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OP, I think I might sue you as well. Your post made me laugh so hard it feels like I was the one who got stabbed.
On a side note... I think you need a more developed prefrontal cortex to play poker. Read it in harrington book once

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08-24-2009 , 05:04 AM

#431

Bitch pls

banned

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bitch pls
mother ****er u are ill.
free chodezilla!!

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08-25-2009 , 01:56 AM

#432

wisconsinfan

veteran

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freeeee Chodezilla!!

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08-25-2009 , 01:58 AM

#433

gangip

veteran

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sick bump

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08-25-2009 , 02:05 AM

#434

Greeson08

adept

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yea =( free plz

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08-25-2009 , 02:45 AM

#435

NinjaSanta

journeyman

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after this line you should note, villain will be less likely to float.

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08-25-2009 , 03:20 AM

#436

chillskill

old hand

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Originally Posted by NinjaSanta

after this line you should note, villain will be less likely to float.

LOOOOL

gg

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08-25-2009 , 03:27 AM

#437

Jetto

banned

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Originally Posted by wisconsinfan

freeeee Chodezilla!!

agreed. alleast let him ppost a TR amonth.

best of luck chode!! lol

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08-25-2009 , 04:00 AM

#438

pokerd-o

banned

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Originally Posted by NinjaSanta

after this line you should note, villain will be less likely to float.

lol. wp.

Last edited by pokerd-o; 08-25-2009 at 04:09 AM.

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08-25-2009 , 06:20 AM

#439

Mediumus

stranger

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This guy has balls my hero i wish i had the balls to stab these players these terrible donkeys

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08-25-2009 , 06:51 AM

#440

I <3 Penor

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I hope the c**kmeat sandwich was worth the $1/2 game...

...otherwise thumbs up for tiltcontrol.

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08-25-2009 , 07:44 AM

#441

Superhal

adept

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Just marking this so I can read it later.

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08-26-2009 , 10:07 AM

#442

Joostul

centurion

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Originally Posted by Little_Luck

Great thread, never seen this one before.

I would gladly have paid to be there to see the reaction of the other players at the game when he got stabbed. I would have left and not even bothered to cash out.

Lesson #1- Don't play at a home game where people are doing crystal meth.

so true

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08-26-2009 , 11:45 AM

#443

Curly Arby

banned

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Poker,Knives,Stabs,Cops,Meth,******,Jail.

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09-01-2009 , 01:11 AM

#444

wubbie412

old hand

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this thread is hilarious...

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09-01-2009 , 01:45 AM

#445

OMGuraBOT

journeyman

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rbi chodezilla

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09-01-2009 , 03:33 AM

#446

DUBBLEBUBBLE

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Originally Posted by ama0330

Hero is dealt AA - Aggravated Assault

I just blew snot on my keyboard

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09-01-2009 , 03:59 AM

#447

rip32raptors

adept

Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 737

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Originally Posted by MustangMarc

This may come as a surprise to you, but all organs in the abdomen work much better in an unperforated state.

Even if the thread is BS, the idea that a stabbing wound is OK just because the knife was duller than others is absurd. What, did you think you'd do fewer hit points?

post of the century