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Old 08-12-2008, 12:01 AM   #351
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Re: I stabbed someone during a poker game

your mom will be so mad..when she finds out youve been playing pokerz.....
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Old 08-12-2008, 12:23 AM   #352
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What were the suits of the QT? This hand should enter into folklore as stabed mans hand.

Not that I believe this story for a second, even after years of playing poker I find hard to beleive anyone would be this stupid, I mean you know you will never be able to cash in your slansky bucks now?

You just literaly stabed the hand that feeds you.
[ ] stabed
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Old 09-08-2008, 11:05 AM   #353
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Didnt want that knife to be sharp, such a kind op
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Old 09-15-2008, 02:16 AM   #354
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bump
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Old 09-15-2008, 12:47 PM   #355
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I preferred the stabbing myself. to each his own

hahaha yea didnt anyone ask the kid who got stabbed wtf he wanted to do!!!
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Old 09-15-2008, 08:56 PM   #356
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Re: I stabbed someone during a poker game

Best. Thread. EVER.

Could barely see the posts cause of the tears streaming down my face, when I saw the graph I cracked up. Brilliant

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stab preflop.
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Old 09-16-2008, 12:49 PM   #357
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Re: I stabbed someone during a poker game

I read this for the first time today. def bump
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Old 09-16-2008, 05:42 PM   #358
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Re: I stabbed someone during a poker game

HAHAHAHA OMG!!! I dont care if this is remotely true or not, this post owned.
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Old 09-16-2008, 10:13 PM   #359
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Sounds like a very realistic story if u ask me.
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Old 09-17-2008, 12:20 AM   #360
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is chodezilla bumping his own thread?
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Old 09-17-2008, 03:16 AM   #361
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Could barely see the posts cause of the tears streaming down my face, when I saw the graph I cracked up. Brilliant


LOL



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Old 09-17-2008, 06:30 AM   #362
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Re: I stabbed someone during a poker game

So who is this a beat 4 the guy that got his As beat or the poor little donkey that got his azz stabbed?
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Old 09-17-2008, 10:14 AM   #363
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Old 09-20-2008, 04:28 AM   #364
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Re: I stabbed someone during a poker game

ROFL LMAO
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Old 09-20-2008, 09:31 AM   #365
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villian hit his gutshot imo
HHAGHAHAHAHAHHA OMFG!!!!
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Old 09-20-2008, 09:35 AM   #366
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Gutstab > straight > AA
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Old 09-20-2008, 01:34 PM   #367
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Re: I stabbed someone during a poker game

hes going to jail for 2-5 now lol
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Old 09-20-2008, 01:38 PM   #368
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never saw this op before.


lololololol
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Old 09-28-2008, 04:12 PM   #369
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I ant never going to no mofo prison baby ill grind micros thank you very f much baby
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Old 10-31-2008, 03:12 PM   #370
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Old 10-31-2008, 04:22 PM   #371
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If you weren't trying to kill him, what exactly were you trying to do?
i loled at this very old poast
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Old 10-31-2008, 06:40 PM   #372
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ROOOOFL
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Old 12-15-2008, 07:37 AM   #373
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i am officially on the chodezilla bandwagon
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Old 12-15-2008, 07:48 AM   #374
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i am officially on the chodezilla bandwagon
https://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/62...n-beal-359449/

bump that thread if you love teh chode....and if anyone knows how to contact chode tell him to contact ryan beal about getting his 2+2 account back...long live the beast
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Old 12-15-2008, 09:45 AM   #375
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Re: I stabbed someone during a poker game

Chode has Contacted Ryan Beal via Email about 5 days ago and has not heard back.

I am sure Ryan is discussing it in the Mod Forum.

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE REDS GIVE THE KID SOME SLACK. Genius crosses the line at times but banning the best poster ever is hurting this place.


+1 For bring back the chode.
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