Two Plus Two Publishing LLC Two Plus Two Publishing LLC
 

Go Back   Two Plus Two Poker Forums > >

Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance Here's where you put your whines and wins.

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 04-01-2008, 01:36 AM   #276
Snozynoze
old hand
 
Snozynoze's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2007
Posts: 1,958
Re: I stabbed someone during a poker game

May as well post this here too.
http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/Mr+Stabby/
Snozynoze is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-01-2008, 02:43 AM   #277
maka2184
adept
 
Join Date: Oct 2006
Posts: 1,009
Re: I stabbed someone during a poker game

LOL wow thanks for the bump. OP's initial post is just solid gold. I almost wish this was the truth as cruel as that is.
maka2184 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-01-2008, 03:19 AM   #278
igetbadbeat
old hand
 
Join Date: Oct 2006
Posts: 1,964
Re: I stabbed someone during a poker game

Quote:
Originally Posted by maka2184 View Post
LOL wow thanks for the bump. OP's initial post is just solid gold. I almost wish this was the truth as cruel as that is.
This would be so sick if true. Imagine reading it in the paper the next day. Unfortunately the last and only real story out of bbv was yours.
igetbadbeat is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-01-2008, 03:56 AM   #279
RankMeNOW
adept
 
RankMeNOW's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: looking for my eveeeee
Posts: 754
Re: I stabbed someone during a poker game

HAHAHAHA april fools, you almost got me sir. wp.

EDIT: o wow this post was made 6 days ago, wow. im never playing a live game ever again if i get stabbed for outdrawing someone
RankMeNOW is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-01-2008, 04:00 AM   #280
Quagmyer
Carpal \'Tunnel
 
Quagmyer's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Formerly Amsterdam
Posts: 8,256
Re: I stabbed someone during a poker game

this thread should be added to the Least busto BBV sticky, imo
Quagmyer is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-01-2008, 03:41 PM   #281
djBeatDown
newbie
 
Join Date: Feb 2008
Posts: 26
Re: I stabbed someone during a poker game

chop pot?
djBeatDown is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-01-2008, 04:34 PM   #282
Snozynoze
old hand
 
Snozynoze's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2007
Posts: 1,958
Re: I stabbed someone during a poker game

Quote:
Originally Posted by RankMeNOW View Post
HAHAHAHA april fools, you almost got me sir. wp.

EDIT: o wow this post was made 6 days ago, wow. im never playing a live game ever again if i get stabbed for outdrawing someone
I think 6 days ago is a little off as well.
Snozynoze is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-02-2008, 03:53 AM   #283
Momo
old hand
 
Momo's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: San Diego
Posts: 1,977
Re: I stabbed someone during a poker game

I wish my non-poker playing friends could understand how funny this thread really is.
Momo is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-02-2008, 04:59 AM   #284
OSUGreg1983
Pooh-Bah
 
OSUGreg1983's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: DoraLand
Posts: 4,243
Re: I stabbed someone during a poker game

online poker ftw
OSUGreg1983 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-02-2008, 05:18 AM   #285
Jimmy Conway
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
Re: I stabbed someone during a poker game

Quote:
Originally Posted by shortstacking4life View Post
i wish this was on youtube somewhere
Chit town for life. This is my new gimmick. Ive had many previous which all got banned. Holla at Chodezilla a BBV4L Beast.
  Reply With Quote
Old 04-02-2008, 05:19 AM   #286
Jimmy Conway
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
Re: I stabbed someone during a poker game

I Should be in this years WSOP when im 21. Anyone want autographs ill be signing at one of the casinos. And i plan on winning the WSOP ME. So dont sign up
  Reply With Quote
Old 04-02-2008, 07:56 AM   #287
ClutchCity
banned
 
ClutchCity's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: SSNL4Life
Posts: 3,537
Re: I stabbed someone during a poker game

Uhh nevermind

Golden OP tho
ClutchCity is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-02-2008, 09:02 AM   #288
salesbeast
Pooh-Bah
 
salesbeast's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: It's Problem
Posts: 5,290
Re: I stabbed someone during a poker game

Someone find that pic of that black guy (actor I think) with the "Your gonna get raped" line....cause when you get in the big house say goodnight to your ass.
salesbeast is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-02-2008, 09:41 AM   #289
CaptObvious
journeyman
 
CaptObvious's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: River Street
Posts: 334
Re: I stabbed someone during a poker game

Quote:
You stabbed him for beating you with K9? Imagine if it was 72 offsuit, what happens then?
My guess is he sticks his head in a deep fryer.

Ding, fries are done.
CaptObvious is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-02-2008, 10:00 AM   #290
Rictus
centurion
 
Join Date: Aug 2006
Posts: 187
Re: I stabbed someone during a poker game

Quote:
Originally Posted by Momo View Post
I wish my non-poker playing friends could understand how funny this thread really is.
QFT. Gold.

[x]Thread may get me fired for laughing.
Rictus is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-02-2008, 10:39 AM   #291
CaptObvious
journeyman
 
CaptObvious's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: River Street
Posts: 334
Re: I stabbed someone during a poker game

Wait. What's that saying, "you can wound a poker player many times, but, shank him only once."
CaptObvious is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-06-2008, 06:12 PM   #292
ecalien
self-banned
 
Join Date: Jan 2008
Posts: 187
Re: I stabbed someone during a poker game

You did the right thing kid. Outdrawing you like that then boasting bout it, its too bad there was a rat in the vicinity, or else you would of been straight. Just man up and tell it like it is, this man made a bad call and was rewarded after putting all his money in bad. imo humans who play so bad and act like that should not be allowed to be alive. gj bro. gl with the system n chit. oh yah wound the rat, pref. mortally wound.
ecalien is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-06-2008, 06:51 PM   #293
xxGreat1xx
adept
 
xxGreat1xx's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Gettin buckets
Posts: 1,050
Re: I stabbed someone during a poker game

Quote:
Originally Posted by ecalien View Post
You did the right thing kid. Outdrawing you like that then boasting bout it, its too bad there was a rat in the vicinity, or else you would of been straight. Just man up and tell it like it is, this man made a bad call and was rewarded after putting all his money in bad. imo humans who play so bad and act like that should not be allowed to be alive. gj bro. gl with the system n chit. oh yah wound the rat, pref. mortally wound.


psycho talk.....
xxGreat1xx is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-06-2008, 11:28 PM   #294
jmakin
DoorDash Balla
 
jmakin's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Streaming
Posts: 29,809
Re: I stabbed someone during a poker game

this thread needs to be added to the least busto bbv thread
jmakin is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-09-2008, 01:47 AM   #295
StevenJames1976
banned
 
StevenJames1976's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Las Vegas
Posts: 115
Re: I stabbed someone during a poker game

Quote:
Originally Posted by Poker Fool View Post
Chod, hope you make a lot of friends in the shower.
This kid is a nutcase and deserves a soap with no rope.
StevenJames1976 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-09-2008, 02:13 AM   #296
brinna70
journeyman
 
Join Date: Dec 2007
Posts: 220
Re: I stabbed someone during a poker game

This reminds me of that Chappelle skit...

"When keepin' it real goes wrong..."
brinna70 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-09-2008, 02:16 AM   #297
montanad12
banned
 
montanad12's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: On the verge of greatness
Posts: 1,746
Re: I stabbed someone during a poker game

crystal meth= the nuts
montanad12 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-09-2008, 12:27 PM   #298
Mike Kelley
Pooh-Bah
 
Mike Kelley's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: 60% of the time it works everytime.
Posts: 4,670
Re: I stabbed someone during a poker game

I wish I could do this playing online.
Mike Kelley is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-01-2008, 04:40 PM   #299
BenFolds
banned
 
Join Date: May 2008
Location: accidentally making expert plays
Posts: 176
Re: I stabbed someone during a poker game

LMFAO BUMP
BenFolds is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-01-2008, 08:48 PM   #300
Hrwa
centurion
 
Hrwa's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2007
Posts: 125
Re: I stabbed someone during a poker game

Quote:
Originally Posted by ghostbeef View Post
villian hit his gutshot imo
Awesome
Hrwa is offline   Reply With Quote

Reply
      

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off


Forum Jump


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 05:18 AM.


Powered by vBulletin®
Copyright ©2000 - 2021, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Copyright © 2008-2020, Two Plus Two Interactive