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Old 02-04-2008, 06:39 PM   #251
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OP--How's your table image now?
Loose and aggressive, ldo.
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Old 02-04-2008, 07:47 PM   #252
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overaggro seems to be slightly better
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Old 02-04-2008, 08:17 PM   #253
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villian hit his gutshot imo
brilliant
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Old 02-04-2008, 08:21 PM   #254
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ah yes, my favorite post of all time. i still LOLed. someone should bump this every 6 months or so
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Old 02-05-2008, 05:31 AM   #255
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Old 02-05-2008, 09:31 AM   #256
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this is so funny if true. but prob aint.
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Old 03-31-2008, 02:50 PM   #257
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bump for a classic
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Old 03-31-2008, 03:37 PM   #258
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omg thank you so much for bumping this, this made my day. pure gold imo. some of the wittiest bbv comments ever written.
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Old 03-31-2008, 03:44 PM   #259
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Hero is dealt AA - Aggravated Assault

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Old 03-31-2008, 03:49 PM   #260
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Sounds like a true story.
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Best part. Putting getting "analed" and "yelled at" on the same level of unpleasantness. LOL.

"I swear to God, I will KILL YOU. And I WILL NEVER TALK TO YOU AGAIN."
lololololololololololololololololololololololololo lololol
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Old 03-31-2008, 04:11 PM   #261
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Old 03-31-2008, 04:44 PM   #262
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Damn, this is just what we needed in the wake of that douche who got beat up or that other pussy thread about his homegame being rigged. 2p2 stop being pussies, learn from this guy, LDO.
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Old 03-31-2008, 05:11 PM   #263
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villian hit his gutshot imo
nh...every few months i reread this thread
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Old 03-31-2008, 06:11 PM   #264
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Re: I stabbed someone during a poker game

my fav comment is "stab preflop imo"

that one cracks me up
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Old 03-31-2008, 06:29 PM   #265
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this thread puts me off tilt immediately. i love it. way to represent chicago chodezilla.
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Old 03-31-2008, 07:09 PM   #266
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i wish this was on youtube somewhere
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Old 03-31-2008, 07:47 PM   #267
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epic post. very solid.
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Old 03-31-2008, 08:23 PM   #268
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I miss the show all button
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Old 03-31-2008, 09:42 PM   #269
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outplayed, imo.
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Old 03-31-2008, 11:13 PM   #270
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LOL it took me way too long to get this.
OH SH*T!
OP Offered to stake me in the 10-20 game at the Taj this weekend, bbut I thought... but he...oh dear.



pretty punny there andy
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Old 03-31-2008, 11:37 PM   #271
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sooo after u stabbed him did u put on your poker face?
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Old 03-31-2008, 11:43 PM   #272
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Re: I stabbed someone during a poker game

After that the OP raises preflop 8 hands in a row everyone folds preflop.
Wussies it wasn't even sharp.
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Old 04-01-2008, 12:28 AM   #273
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LEGENDARY OP@@!!!
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Old 04-01-2008, 01:13 AM   #274
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if we won 50% of the hands where we were 80% ahead, we'd all be rich, i say if story is true he's a moron, if it's fake, he's brilliant, can't remember the last time I laughed so hard...
Fail, if you won 50% of hands you were 80% ahead you'd be dead broke.
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Old 04-01-2008, 01:26 AM   #275
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Hey all,

I just unearthed some new evidence of OP during the alleged hand before the alleged stabbing; let's just hope the DA doesn't find this pic:

ban! for circumventing the profanity filter!
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