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Old 05-26-2006, 04:40 AM   #1
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I stabbed someone during a poker game

Man this is really [censored] up. After losing this hand i went crazy. 1/2 NL Holdem. I get AA and raise 4x the BB, and some kids i dont know calls. Flop is K Q 4(rainbow. I check, he bets i ReRaise him like $40. He instantly goes all in with another $4o or so to me. I call, he shows Q 10(im happy)
Turn: J
River:9

I am pissed off. Then the Villian starts boasting about how good he played it an so forth. I reached out to shake his hand(i was just doing it to make him feel stupid). I said well at least I get to shake a real Pro Players hand.
I then walked over to my friends kitchen and grabbed a knife. Not too sharp to kill but it would hurt. I slowly walk up to him and stab him in on the left side of his stomach.

NExt thing COPS show up, after some douche calls 911. The cops come and they search everybody for weapons and drugs. They find Crystal Meth on one of my friends and they take me and him in to jail.

I didn't call my parents, but my cousin did post my bail. I now have to stand trial, b/c the kid i stabbed is sueing me for Aggravated Assault. Wish me luck guys.
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Old 05-26-2006, 04:42 AM   #2
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Re: I stabbed someone during a poker game

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Old 05-26-2006, 04:45 AM   #3
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Re: I stabbed someone during a poker game

WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I WONT CUT YOU???
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Old 05-26-2006, 04:47 AM   #4
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Re: I stabbed someone during a poker game

If you weren't trying to kill him, what exactly were you trying to do?
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Old 05-26-2006, 04:51 AM   #5
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Re: I stabbed someone during a poker game

Chod, hope you make a lot of friends in the shower.
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Old 05-26-2006, 04:52 AM   #6
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Re: I stabbed someone during a poker game

someone post the "I'mma rape you" pic
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Old 05-26-2006, 04:57 AM   #7
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this card is better than AA...
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Old 05-26-2006, 04:59 AM   #8
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best. poster. ever.
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Old 05-26-2006, 05:02 AM   #9
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I just wanted to make him suffer, man i hope i dont go to jail. My parents dont even know what happened. If they did i would get analed, and yelled at.
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Old 05-26-2006, 05:05 AM   #10
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Sounds like a true story.
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Old 05-26-2006, 05:07 AM   #11
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Next time just punch him in the back of the head fooligan.
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Old 05-26-2006, 05:12 AM   #12
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POTY
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Old 05-26-2006, 06:08 AM   #13
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LOL.
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Old 05-26-2006, 06:14 AM   #14
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Re: I stabbed someone during a poker game

You really stabbed someone because he took like $80 from you?

I'll give you $200 if you track down a few of these PP 3/6NL regulars I hate, and stab them for me. PM me for details. (you have nothing to lose... and if you invest this $200 while you're in jail, it'll turn into like $400 by the time you are out)
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Old 05-26-2006, 06:24 AM   #15
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Did you eat poop also?
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Old 05-26-2006, 07:47 AM   #16
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My parents dont even know what happened. If they did i would get analed.
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Old 05-26-2006, 07:58 AM   #17
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Re: I stabbed someone during a poker game

What were the suits of the QT? This hand should enter into folklore as stabed mans hand.

Not that I believe this story for a second, even after years of playing poker I find hard to beleive anyone would be this stupid, I mean you know you will never be able to cash in your slansky bucks now?

You just literaly stabed the hand that feeds you.
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Old 05-26-2006, 08:03 AM   #18
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if this is real..This was +EV on his part LOL. You now will be sued for thousands of dollars. He is getting like 50 to 1 on his call
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Old 05-26-2006, 08:04 AM   #19
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Re: I stabbed someone during a poker game

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You really stabbed someone because he took like $80 from you?

I'll give you $200 if you track down a few of these PP 3/6NL regulars I hate, and stab them for me. PM me for details. (you have nothing to lose... and if you invest this $200 while you're in jail, it'll turn into like $400 by the time you are out)
I chit myself laughing reading this.
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Old 05-26-2006, 08:10 AM   #20
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[stabbing] graph plz
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Old 05-26-2006, 08:41 AM   #21
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POTY
That is all.
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Old 05-26-2006, 08:48 AM   #22
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Re: I stabbed someone during a poker game

Stabbing > Raising > Folding > Calling.

That is all.
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Old 05-26-2006, 08:57 AM   #23
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I just wanted to make him suffer, man i hope i dont go to jail. My parents dont even know what happened. If they did i would get analed, and yelled at.
Best part. Putting getting "analed" and "yelled at" on the same level of unpleasantness. LOL.

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Old 05-26-2006, 09:01 AM   #24
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Standard (yawn)
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Old 05-26-2006, 09:20 AM   #25
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well played. bet more on turn.
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