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07-07-2008 , 06:31 PM

#326

dopp16

adept

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he had a gutshot on the river

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07-07-2008 , 08:41 PM

#327

morsken

journeyman

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this is so funny ive read all the 33 pages of this thread and im sill laughing at OP. hahaha you could be nicky santoro from the movie casino. "hehehe..hehe..bam bam bam" "wtf, you shot him??"

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07-07-2008 , 09:43 PM

#328

Backspin20

old hand

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any word on the case? Or is Jail being served

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07-08-2008 , 05:41 AM

#329

tiltymcfish0

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just went over every page of this thing... thread delivers huge and needs to be bumped for a few more years

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07-08-2008 , 06:02 AM

#330

LilZilla

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Originally Posted by morsken

this is so funny ive read all the 33 pages of this thread and im sill laughing at OP. hahaha you could be nicky santoro from the movie casino. "hehehe..hehe..bam bam bam" "wtf, you shot him??"

Wrong the movie was GoodFellas not Casino. And his name was Tommy in the movie

That is when he shot Spider aka Michael Imperioli

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07-30-2008 , 06:23 PM

#331

donkfest

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well that sucks... im sure it wasnt worth the measily amount of chump change you lost though or was it? you probably are in the slammer by now and can't answere lol jk

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07-30-2008 , 08:41 PM

#332

ninersrule

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Wow great job. Not nearly enough people resort to violence after losing. You may have lost the hand but im sure that guy is probably going to start pissing himself whenever he sees hole cards.

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07-30-2008 , 09:02 PM

#333

Redby

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Im probably missed a comment elsewhere about this but isn't Chodezilla (OP) actually lilzilla's screenname on stars? Lilzilla has obviously been leveling 2p2 for many years

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08-04-2008 , 10:26 PM

#334

bhchu3

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best post ever, gotta push

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08-04-2008 , 10:32 PM

#335

Devilboy666

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Gutstab > straight > AA

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08-05-2008 , 12:10 AM

#336

mako17pa

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OP needs to move up to where people respect his homicidal tendencies.

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08-05-2008 , 12:25 AM

#337

Davino

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this is badass if true

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08-05-2008 , 12:44 AM

#338

thebeasters

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5 stars

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08-08-2008 , 09:48 AM

#339

Davino

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so the Op is banned. Is he paroled yet?

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08-08-2008 , 09:49 AM

#340

Mike Kelley

Pooh-Bah

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I would of done this like 3x last night if it were possible to do it with a mouse click.

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08-08-2008 , 09:50 AM

#341

Davino

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Originally Posted by mako17pa

OP needs to move up to where people respect his homicidal tendencies.

QFT

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08-08-2008 , 12:13 PM

#342

PADRE24

grinder

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 702

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Originally Posted by Mike Kelley

I would of done this like 3x last night if it were possible to do it with a mouse click.

LOL, many of us would be serial killers if that was possible

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08-08-2008 , 03:17 PM

#343

Black Peter

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Glad this thread was brought back. I remember it fondly.

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08-08-2008 , 03:24 PM

#344

Kalledrengen

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I get a good laugh everytime I read the OP lol, surely A+ post.

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08-08-2008 , 04:44 PM

#345

ActionJeff

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almost certain this is KKF

great thread

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08-08-2008 , 04:50 PM

#346

Nevahascards

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lilzilla owns

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08-08-2008 , 10:03 PM

#347

tiltymcfish0

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I stabbed myself with a pen last week after spewing

not nearly as cool IMO and a little on the painful side too

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08-08-2008 , 11:36 PM

#348

rainbow57

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08-11-2008 , 11:21 PM

#349

Davino

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Originally Posted by ChodeZilla

Man this is really [censored] up. After losing this hand i went crazy. 1/2 NL Holdem. I get AA and raise 4x the BB, and some kids i dont know calls. Flop is K Q 4(rainbow. I check, he bets i ReRaise him like $40. He instantly goes all in with another $4o or so to me. I call, he shows Q 10(im happy)
Turn: J
River:9

I am pissed off. Then the Villian starts boasting about how good he played it an so forth. I reached out to shake his hand(i was just doing it to make him feel stupid). I said well at least I get to shake a real Pro Players hand.
I then walked over to my friends kitchen and grabbed a knife. Not too sharp to kill but it would hurt. I slowly walk up to him and stab him in on the left side of his stomach.

NExt thing COPS show up, after some douche calls 911. The cops come and they search everybody for weapons and drugs. They find Crystal Meth on one of my friends and they take me and him in to jail.

I didn't call my parents, but my cousin did post my bail. I now have to stand trial, b/c the kid i stabbed is sueing me for Aggravated Assault. Wish me luck guys.

truly epic, why was he banned?