I stabbed someone during a poker game - Page 13 - Poker Beats Brags and Variance

Man this is really [censored] up. After losing this hand i went crazy. 1/2 NL Holdem. I get AA and raise 4x the BB, and some kids i dont know calls. Flop is K Q 4(rainbow. I check, he bets i ReRaise him like $40. He instantly goes all in with another $4o or so to me. I call, he shows Q 10(im happy)
Turn: J
River:9

I am pissed off. Then the Villian starts boasting about how good he played it an so forth. I reached out to shake his hand(i was just doing it to make him feel stupid). I said well at least I get to shake a real Pro Players hand.
I then walked over to my friends kitchen and grabbed a knife. Not too sharp to kill but it would hurt. I slowly walk up to him and stab him in on the left side of his stomach.

NExt thing COPS show up, after some douche calls 911. The cops come and they search everybody for weapons and drugs. They find Crystal Meth on one of my friends and they take me and him in to jail.

I didn't call my parents, but my cousin did post my bail. I now have to stand trial, b/c the kid i stabbed is sueing me for Aggravated Assault. Wish me luck guys.

So you stabbed some clown for 40 bucks.

Nice hand sir.

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07-01-2008 , 09:09 PM

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LilZilla

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I woulda chopped his hand off if i was OP

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07-01-2008 , 09:22 PM

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Mrage

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Originally Posted by LilZilla

I woulda chopped his hand off if i was OP

[ ] Awesome level attempt

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07-01-2008 , 09:27 PM

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UBafish

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This post should be printed in a dictionary, under the definition of a gutless coward. You belong in jail.

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07-01-2008 , 11:19 PM

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tiltymcfish0

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Originally Posted by UBafish

This post should be printed in a dictionary, under the definition of a gutless coward. You belong in jail.

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07-01-2008 , 11:22 PM

#306

r1tony

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Wow wonder what would have happened if it was a real pot?!

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07-02-2008 , 12:56 AM

#307

palkpal

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your just sick

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07-02-2008 , 01:32 AM

#308

boogiemang

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Originally Posted by BloodshotX

if this is real..This was +EV on his part LOL. You now will be sued for thousands of dollars. He is getting like 50 to 1 on his call

hahaha

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07-02-2008 , 02:50 AM

#309

AbsraktPB

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If this is real, you sir, are an idiot. Holy ****ing ****, got tilt issues? OH ya this line made me LOL hard

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Originally Posted by ChodeZilla

Not too sharp to kill but it would hurt.

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07-02-2008 , 03:46 AM

#310

NoLimitLeagues

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Originally Posted by the clêaner

metagame

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Originally Posted by wpr101

Good point. Villian's will be much less likely to showdown or bluff a hand if they know hero is capable of stabbing.

lol, i wish he would have made the story more believable, still a good read.

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07-02-2008 , 10:27 AM

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CallOnME

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lol stabbaments

[IMG]http://www.sneakerobsession.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/*********-stab-custom-sneakers.jpg[/IMG]

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07-02-2008 , 11:21 AM

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jasonfish11

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Dude you can now rape these people. They will not want to suck out on you knowing you will stab them. You have so much fold equity. Just keep betting and profit.

Well played imo.

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07-02-2008 , 11:30 AM

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ThePokerBoy

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Originally Posted by ChodeZilla

over a $1/$2 game?

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07-02-2008 , 11:40 AM

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Binbs

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The OP is from 2006

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07-02-2008 , 11:47 AM

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CanYouBetOnThat

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Originally Posted by Binbs

The OP is from 2006

I wonder if hes out of jail yet?

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07-02-2008 , 12:42 PM

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ThePokerBoy

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Originally Posted by CanYouBetOnThat

I wonder if hes out of jail yet?

Not for stabbing someone!

he's probably biting down just as hard on the pillow as he was 2 years ago!

I think what i'm tryna say is................Stay in school!!

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07-02-2008 , 12:52 PM

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jasonfish11

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Originally Posted by ThePokerBoy

Not for stabbing someone!

Not ture. If this were true, he could be out pretty soon thanks to the wonderful justice system.

A neighbor of mine was hired as a consultant and fired some people that werent doing their job. One lady came back later that day and emptied a revolver at him hitting him twice in the leg and groin. After each bullet she said "Im going to kill you." She was sentenced to 5 years for attempted murder and got out in less than 2.

But she was a chick, if she was a guy it would have been more imo.

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07-02-2008 , 01:49 PM

#318

tomofo

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Well least you are prepared and comfortable to use a shank, you will need it. Also maybe you can give poker lessons to the boys in between tossing salads.